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Going to iceland

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Ervol Libra
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2011-09-08 20:58:06 UTC
Flying to Iceland tomorrow, please put in your requests on what to do at the CCP office, its not far from the apartment I'm staying at.

Things already to do:

- Make sure all doors in the building can't be opened
- Draw ugly forums on the windows

Post your ideas

Denidil
Cascades Mountain Operatives
#2 - 2011-09-08 20:58:46 UTC
Get arrested, got to PMITA prison. get laughed at by soundwave.


[edit]
and quick, give me your **** before you get banned

Tedium and difficulty are not the same thing, if you don't realize this then STFU about game design.

The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-09-08 20:59:23 UTC
get a bacon sub at Nonnis, eat at Icelandic Fish and Chips. both by the ccp office, both own

~hi~

Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2011-09-08 21:01:20 UTC
put a sign on all the doors and windows that state the failures of incarna and how to fix it.
leave a pair of pants and a shirt at the doorstep
Abbadon
Rat der 66er
#5 - 2011-09-08 21:02:59 UTC
Make sure that any time a car pulls into the CCP car park that all occupants are automatically ejected into the CCP store cupboard.

And for extra realism - make sure they are force fed valium so they have that "Incarna" look.

William Cooly
The David Project
#6 - 2011-09-08 21:05:14 UTC  |  Edited by: William Cooly
Buy a lot of fake jewelry and dress-up clothes, along with a deliveryman outfit, then go into the office and ask them where they want the new Incarna content.

Alternatively, for added lulz, do the same thing, but with a door instead.
Koroz
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#7 - 2011-09-08 21:05:54 UTC
Kill evreyone!

No seriously, if you get into the CCP office and meet the devs tell them they are amazing. Its upper management that is doing thing against the wishes of the player-base the devs are still as amazing as ever.

Oh and get drunk... very drunk.
Xython
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2011-09-08 21:05:55 UTC
Bring flowers and a nice card that says "Please don't Kill EVE for Crosshairs-FPS-#1523A and World of Emo." Address both to CCP Hellmar, leave it with the receptionist and run like hell.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#9 - 2011-09-08 21:06:52 UTC
Find a way into the CCP car park and do this.
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#10 - 2011-09-08 21:08:58 UTC
Could you please throw a couple of cigarette butts into Flyingscotsmans coffee and when he complains, tell him it's not optional because coffee and cigarettes are one thing?
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Gregor Palter
#11 - 2011-09-08 21:17:48 UTC
Assuming there's snow atm, go to the side of their building, pull your willy out and 'write' "Incarna sucks" in the snow, then get their attention. Remember that to make it really big you'll need to drink a few beers first.

Excuses are the refuge of the weak.

Elyssa MacLeod
Doomheim
#12 - 2011-09-08 21:19:10 UTC
Do a barrelroll


er

see if theres a gift shop lol

GM Homonoia: Suicide ganks are a valid and viable tactic in EVE.

Where is your God now carebear?

mentalkiller
Celestial Eyes
#13 - 2011-09-08 21:19:16 UTC  |  Edited by: mentalkiller
You should do something involving snowballs and peeing :P
But then again, congratulate the devs for an awesome job Blink

/mentalKiller

Tabatha Ravenclaw
Doomheim
#14 - 2011-09-08 21:38:37 UTC
1. Don a monocle
2. Usher the CCP staff into a room of small proportions.
3. lock them in that room so they have to sit there and stare at the ******* door!
Commander Spurty
#15 - 2011-09-08 21:48:04 UTC
"mums gone to Iceland!"

Get me a cool black shirt :-)

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

Built by CCP

Demica Diaz
SE-1
#16 - 2011-09-08 22:09:16 UTC
Ervol Libra wrote:
Flying to Iceland tomorrow, please put in your requests on what to do at the CCP office, its not far from the apartment I'm staying at.

Things already to do:

- Make sure all doors in the building can't be opened
- Draw ugly forums on the windows

Post your ideas



You could thank CCP for making EVE Online.
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#17 - 2011-09-08 22:34:14 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
get a bacon sub at Nonnis, eat at Icelandic Fish and Chips. both by the ccp office, both own



I would definitely agree but would then add the lamb sub at Nonnis and later the "Bill Clinton's world's best hot dog" with the mysterious brown sauce.

Issler
Fix Lag
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2011-09-08 22:37:46 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
get a bacon sub at Nonnis, eat at Icelandic Fish and Chips. both by the ccp office, both own


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CCP mostly sucks at their job, but Veritas is a pretty cool dude.

Crunchmeister
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2011-09-08 22:46:27 UTC
Bribe Hilmar with some pickled herring to dump NEX shop work and work on spaceship content.

People were constantly telling me I was crazy. For a long time I didn't believe them, but after a while, I started to think they might be right.

But it turns out that they were all wrong. One of the voices in my head is a psychiatrist and he says I'm perfectly sane.

octahexx Charante
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2011-09-08 22:46:36 UTC
buy a plastic viking helmet paint your face in icelands flag colors and get pissdrunk and passout without your pants at their main entrance.

when u wake up att jail tell them you came for the volcano and your the god of fire.

also if you get time ask ccp management to read the forums.
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