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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Bronto Scorpio
#8441 - 2013-07-24 22:07:56 UTC
Look down and glare all you want, that Tutu ain't coming off, atleast while you're handcuffed Pirate
Ryuske Shihari
RS Industrial
#8442 - 2013-07-24 22:20:52 UTC
Oh S*TH I banged cousin IT...

Keep calm and KITTEN! Proudly part of Graycember!

Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8443 - 2013-07-24 22:22:40 UTC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH....

*reaches for bludgeon*

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangs all here!"

I love Science, it gives me a Hadron.

Ryuske Shihari
RS Industrial
#8444 - 2013-07-24 22:23:38 UTC
Holy crap! An Albino Bob Marley!! Drunk me have no taste in men!

Keep calm and KITTEN! Proudly part of Graycember!

Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#8445 - 2013-07-24 22:25:33 UTC
Ryuske Shihari
RS Industrial
#8446 - 2013-07-24 22:26:04 UTC
MOOOM!! MEATLOAF!!

Keep calm and KITTEN! Proudly part of Graycember!

Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8447 - 2013-07-24 22:42:12 UTC
Sssshhhh...

Its ok

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangs all here!"

I love Science, it gives me a Hadron.

Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#8448 - 2013-07-25 06:53:22 UTC
No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh.

Oh ok. Hell yeah. Why not Shocked

Aaaaaaand relax.

Ritz Vallentius
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8449 - 2013-07-25 08:55:00 UTC
Can i rub that bald head of yours a little more before you go?
Faenir Antollare
For Ever And Ever
#8450 - 2013-07-25 12:02:17 UTC
Dreampt I just railed a bottle of milk What?

RiP BooBoo 26/7/1971 - 23/7/2014 My Lady My Love My Life My Wife

Kioke Mio
Perkone
Caldari State
#8451 - 2013-07-25 18:10:04 UTC
See? That WAS better than with a man, now wasn't it...
Abishai
#8452 - 2013-07-25 18:35:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Abishai
Can you make change for a 5?
Ryuske Shihari
RS Industrial
#8453 - 2013-07-25 18:35:36 UTC
Kioke Mio wrote:
See? That WAS better than with a man, now wasn't it...


I don't know who the hell you are but get up and get me coffee woman!

Keep calm and KITTEN! Proudly part of Graycember!

Kioke Mio
Perkone
Caldari State
#8454 - 2013-07-25 19:53:57 UTC
Ryuske Shihari wrote:
Kioke Mio wrote:
See? That WAS better than with a man, now wasn't it...


I don't know who the hell you are but get up and get me coffee woman!



I'll do that again if you tell me the pass code to your POS.
Ryuske Shihari
RS Industrial
#8455 - 2013-07-25 21:02:47 UTC
Oh i'll show you my POS alright

Keep calm and KITTEN! Proudly part of Graycember!

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#8456 - 2013-07-26 23:26:32 UTC
Thank God I'm on the pill.

Bring your possibles.

Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#8457 - 2013-07-26 23:36:25 UTC
On the pill huh? That means we can do it and do it and do it and do it and do it and do it and do it and do it and do it.

As long as you don't read my mind while we do it. I don't want you to know whether I am thinking about cricket or your sister depending how long I want to last.

Aaaaaaand relax.

Faenir Antollare
For Ever And Ever
#8458 - 2013-07-27 07:34:59 UTC
..and they told me these beer goggles were t2, middle wicket my ass no thanks Lol

RiP BooBoo 26/7/1971 - 23/7/2014 My Lady My Love My Life My Wife

Zora'e
#8459 - 2013-07-27 17:59:53 UTC
Faenir Antollare wrote:
..and they told me these beer goggles were t2, middle wicket my ass no thanks Lol


You want me to shove this rifle up your what!???? I'm not that type of girl.

I won't say you are stupid, but you're not exactly on the Zombie menu either.

Rebeccah Narina Ambrosia
#8460 - 2013-07-27 18:01:34 UTC
Zora'e wrote:

You want me to shove this rifle up your what!???? I'm not that type of girl.


You lied to me!