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No'Wai AmaGawD
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-06-11 00:12:33 UTC  |  Edited by: No'Wai AmaGawD
pfffft
Tanaka Atsuko
Disorderly Vagrants
Sev3rance
#2 - 2013-06-11 04:37:05 UTC
Op is a complete Homo Bumping for buttsex
Alisyana
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-06-11 04:37:51 UTC
Yeah, i"ll vouch for these tards. They're working it, baby.

**Definition of "SD" (Self Destruct) = "It's like running up to someone to kick them in the balls, they see you and proceed to kick themselves in the balls, and then laugh at you for denying someone a chance to kick them in the balls." ** - Celery Man

AtomYcX
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-06-11 19:10:14 UTC
Brown bears are the largest of all the bear species and are considered to be the largest living land carnivore. Brown bears are widely distributed, inhabiting a range that includes the northern parts of North America, Europe and Asia. There are numerous subspecies of brown bears including the Carpathian bear, European brown bear, Gobi bear, grizzly bear, Kodiak bear and several others.
AtomYcX
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-06-12 17:40:47 UTC
Should you encounter a black bear:

  • Stay calm - DO NOT RUN (running may elicit a chase response by the bear).
  • Pick up children so they don't run or scream; restrain dog; avoid eye contact and talk in soothing voice.
  • If the bear stands up, he is NOT going to attack but is curious and wants a better sniff or view.
  • Back away slowly; if bear chomps jaw, lunges, or slaps ground or brush with paw, he feels threatened.
  • Slowly retreat from area or make wide detour around bear; don't crowd or block bear's escape route.
AtomYcX
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-06-15 15:48:26 UTC
The grizzly bear is a large predator that is different from black bears due to a distinctive hump on its shoulders. Grizzly bears have concave faces and long claws about the length of a human finger. Their coloration is usually darkish brown but can vary from very light cream to black.
No'Wai AmaGawD
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-06-29 15:04:43 UTC
Recruitment back up
No'Wai AmaGawD
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-06-30 21:30:16 UTC
More EU
More Kiwi
AtomYcX
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-07-01 18:59:46 UTC
Bears are excellent climbers and often climb trees when they are frightened.
AtomYcX
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-07-02 16:11:26 UTC
So it turns out bears are pretty boring. Random animal facts ahead!

If you lift a Kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.
No'Wai AmaGawD
Perkone
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-07-03 04:36:33 UTC
Authorities say an exploding refrigerator led them to a marijuana-growing operation in San Diego.

City News Service says the fridge exploded and caused a fire Thursday afternoon at a home in the Encanto neighborhood.

It took firefighters about 30 minutes to douse the fire and there were no injuries.

However, police say authorities later discovered marijuana growing at the house and a quantity of flammable hash oil, which apparently caused the explosion.

Three people were held for questioning.
Tdakara
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-07-04 06:57:32 UTC
Kangaroos live in "mobs" of about ten individuals, males and females. There is one dominant male, usually the oldest and biggest male. This male is the only one to mate with the females in the mob.
AtomYcX
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-07-06 14:07:59 UTC
The Kangaroo moves by hopping on its hind legs using its tail for steering and balancing while hopping at speed up to 40mph/60kmh. When a kangaroo is moving slowly the tail is used as an extra leg and supports the kangaroo when it is standing on its hind legs.
Most kangaroos can only move both back legs together and not one at a time.
AtomYcX
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-07-07 11:45:04 UTC
Red kangaroos are iconic symbols of the Australian outback, and are the largest living marsupials. Their powerful giant hindquarters enable them to leap along, covering a monstrous nine metres in a single bound.

Here is a picture of a red Kangaroo ready for the sexy times: http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/naturelibrary/images/ic/credit/640x395/r/re/red_kangaroo/red_kangaroo_1.jpg
AtomYcX
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-07-13 10:15:01 UTC
Western grey kangaroos are very vocal. The mothers communicate to the joeys with a series of clicks.
AtomYcX
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-07-17 16:11:51 UTC
The kangaroo is an herbivore, though its diet varies according to species. The animal has a chambered stomach, similar to that of cows, to help with the digestion process. The species also has highly specialized teeth. Its incisors are able to cut grass and shrubs extremely close to the ground and its molars are designed to grind down the vegetation. Its molars fall out regularly due to the wear and tear that comes with its diet, and are replaced with new teeth. The species has an unusual eating practice. The kangaroo regurgitates grass and shrubs that it has already eaten and chews it once more before swallowing it for final digestion. A kangaroo can survive for long periods without drinking water—hydrated by the moisture in the vegetation it consumes.
Daniel zorg
Cyber-Net Industries
#17 - 2013-07-25 10:22:07 UTC
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
No'Wai AmaGawD
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-07-26 22:42:28 UTC
Small tight knit still seeking a few more.
AtomYcX
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-07-28 10:44:20 UTC
No'Wai AmaGawD
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-08-09 22:23:13 UTC  |  Edited by: No'Wai AmaGawD
Quote:
They only bite when you touch their private parts. - Thomas Jefferson
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