Intergalactic Summit

The Gallente holo-film "They Saved Karsoth's Brain!", made by Impetus, infamous producer of millions of low-budget holo-films, has been condemned by a group of Khanid theologians.

The premise of the dire production, is that Khanid Navy special forces saved the brain of notorious heretic Dochuta Karsoth, rumoured assassin of the Emperor Doriam II. This brain is then placed in a "cyborg killing machine", set loose on civilian planets in the occupied Minmatar territories, to cause fear in the populace.

The Khanid theologians, belonging to the "Interpreting Scripture through Art" movement, described the film as "blaspheming by its very existence".

Other Khanid kingdom residents expressed opinions including "It's probably the worst holo-film ever made, but there's a lot of competition out there".

A Gallente film critic said "They should ban it for being a waste of holograms, but if they banned holo-films for not being any good, Impetus would fold within a week".

An Impetus spokesperson said "Khanid don't understand art".

Is this from the same guy who made the"Tribal midgets attack" series. With that classic one, where they invade a liners cargohold and try to kill everyone?

Well speaking as an industrialist, i can admit i have watched almost any available Holo-reel to near death... so even reels rated poorly will likely end up in my collection...






God i loved that reel...

The 'Terror on Outpost Thirteen' trilogy is horrifying on many, many levels. Not least the fact that the director managed to get any work after the first one. I never thought I'd see a film where the villain is implied to tentacle-**** himself to death due to 'unstable reactions'.

I mostly keep that set around as a sadistic way of torturing the unwary.

Easiest way to bump up 'reel sales in the Empires is to get someone up in arms over the content. The free publicity can't be beat.

i do hereby officially condem "Khanid Theologist" for shitting and for speaking at all. There is no god in the universe.

Actually, the funniest part of this article is that Impetus thinks that it produces art.

I can think of many descriptions for what they make, but 'art' is not one of them.

Are you kidding? That gives the movie all it's charm! It wouldn't ben 'Enter the Clone' if it didn't have it's weird sound effects.

Such feeble attempts at entertainment should not be be condemned as a representation of true Gallente culture. Every civilization is bound to produce some great works of art and some... not so great...

Besides, as shown by the responses to this thread some people do find these works entertaining.

I am confident that any decision made by Khanid Theologians falls with the acceptable parameters of the Imperial Theology Council.

On another note, the destruction of barges becomes more evident if capsuellers have been watching these holoreels while on duty. Obviously, this is not death and destruction by by piracy, but by mental assault.

Admittedly hoewever, "Enter the Clone" can be amusing with a large enough crowd watching and enough alcohol involved.