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Kara Corvinus
United Caldari Navy
United Caldari Space Command.
#1 - 2013-07-20 00:38:08 UTC
So we went on a low sec pvp roam, and whilst inside a small plex this ranis just warps into us & we web & scram & blew him up... i don't normally post this stuff but this rage mail was so funny... thought id share... names hidden to save him from harrasment, although i think he deserves it...




Quote:
o/
From: Noob who doesn't dscan
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:02
To: Kara Corvinus,

pro skill :D Do you always use numbers to suppliment ability or just doing it because as long as you do you never actaully ahve to 'know' if you can fight.

Must be fun never fighting fair, you know, that way you're always guaranteed that easy win.

It makes you feel good I'm sure, always taking that easy road to success, its sad though.

Anywho, just wanted to say keep on keeping on being bad o/ fly safe and have fun hiding behind numbers and a 'bro' attitude.

[quote]Re: o/
From: Kara Corvinus
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:03
To: Noob who doesn't dscan,

DSCAN B***H

[quote]Re: Re: o/
From: Noob who doesn't dscan
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:05
To: Kara Corvinus,

I was more hurt you didn't stay in local to hear my story about a tarantula and ants. It was full of life lessons and richly crafted words. :(

Re: Re: Re: o/
From: Kara Corvinus
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:06
To: Noob who doesn't dscan,

you shouldve dscanned, you warped to us, so dont be a little *****, learn to dscan, and you wont make that mistake, we didnt hunt you down bro, you warped into our death ball, its your fault dude. learn & grow.

peace out o7

From: Noob who doesn't dscan
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:09
To: Kara Corvinus,

*sigh* Its like talking to a recording of a 11 year old. Let me rephrase.

Yo man, I heard u have liek no skillz, I pwn u in 1v1, yo man yo lrn to fight on yo own so u don't be usin da fleets liek u do.

I kno u ain't have time for dat, but dere a lot o gud guides online.


If you want to read a legible version.

Try doing smaller scale pvp, its funner and more rewarding. There are plenty of good guides for this and ship guides, I prefer the altruist back when I was into the game heavier, but you can find your own source of interest.

I understand fleets are fun but theres a whole other world of engagements out there. Drop the bro culture attitude and speak like a adult, the game can be better for everyone if you show just a inkling of respect for others.

Have a good day.

Re: Re: Re: o/
From: Kara Corvinus
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:06
To: Noob who doesn't dscan,

you shouldve dscanned, you warped to us, so dont be a little b***h, learn to dscan, and you wont make that mistake, we didnt hunt you down bro, you warped into our death ball, its your fault dude. learn & grow.

peace out o7

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: o/
From: Kara Corvinus
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:16
To: Noob who doesn't dscan,


you dont get it do you? you warped into us like a r****rd, all because you didn't dscan wtf you warping into.

If you like too blindly fly into fleet blobs, your a noob.

you made the mistake, its your fault you died, stop being a little pussy b***h.

People like you never get better at this game, because you don't realize the mistake you made, and your so mad, your mailing me this s**t, instead of realizing what you did wrong & improving yourself.

What you shouldve done =

1. D-scan.
2. Decide not to be a moron and warp in.
3. learn to pick your fights.
4. stop being a pussy b***h & maybe people would help you.

Lots of love,

kara.

But yeah, call me an 11 year old, real grown up attitude you have there dude, the irony is epic.

Oh and since you don't d-scan, just wanted to let you know, theres guides for that.


Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: o/
From: Noob who doesn't dscan
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:17
To: Kara Corvinus,

*sigh* You can lead a horse to water...



The irony of his last mail had us in giggles on TS :)

in case he reads this post :

http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Directional_Scanner_Guide

your welcome BRO.
Damay Aprionati
Chroma Corp
Prismatic Legion
#2 - 2013-07-20 04:36:40 UTC
+1 I love watching two blind monkeys throw poo at each other.

Dead men can't pay.
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#3 - 2013-07-20 07:47:02 UTC
Oh my... You should put it in the pirate story thread.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-07-20 09:19:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Lugia3
You had the right motives, but made an ass of yourself in the process.

That isn't to say he didn't do much better...

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Kara Corvinus
United Caldari Navy
United Caldari Space Command.
#5 - 2013-07-20 09:31:46 UTC
Lugia3 wrote:
You had the right motives, but made an ass of yourself in the process.

That isn't to say he didn't do much better...



Well after his first mail i wasn't exactly going to be very nice to the guy now was i...
Xavier Higdon
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-07-20 13:29:25 UTC
I was confused about why you put this up. I thought the guy must have sent you some insult filled mail claiming you ruined EvE for him for ever. Instead he seemed rather composed. I kept having to check who was who, since while his mails were calm and collected, yours consisted of all caps, lots of swearing, bad grammar and butthurt. Just remember, "DSCAN *****"
Kara Corvinus
United Caldari Navy
United Caldari Space Command.
#7 - 2013-07-20 20:41:25 UTC
Xavier Higdon wrote:
I was confused about why you put this up. I thought the guy must have sent you some insult filled mail claiming you ruined EvE for him for ever. Instead he seemed rather composed. I kept having to check who was who, since while his mails were calm and collected, yours consisted of all caps, lots of swearing, bad grammar and butt hurt. Just remember, "DSCAN *****"


1. I put this up because he was giving me crap for him warping into us, yet proceeded to tell me im playing the game wrong. I find this funny. If you don't, feel free to move on. But maybe this is posted in the wrong section of the forums, if it , i apologize.

2.How can i be butt hurt when i lost nothing?
Now if your saying my butt hurts literally, then tell your dad thank you. I had a good time.

3. I swear because i like too.

4. While yes, my grammar & spelling is not very good, like a lot of people i have dyslexia. And whilst writing to a loved one or an important document i will take my time to try my best to write it perfectly, for you sir & for most of something based around a game i play in my relaxing time, well you can just go f' yourself if you don't like it.

have a nice day Roll
Damay Aprionati
Chroma Corp
Prismatic Legion
#8 - 2013-07-21 04:23:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Damay Aprionati
Kara Corvinus wrote:

Now if your saying my butt hurts literally, then tell your dad thank you. I had a good time.




Can I +1 this harder than I +1'd the OP? Because this is golden.

Dead men can't pay.
Raven Fatality
Party Cat Catering
#9 - 2013-07-21 05:17:55 UTC
Looks like the truth hurt you OP
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#10 - 2013-07-21 10:32:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Jint Hikaru
Raven Fatality wrote:
Looks like the truth hurt you OP



What truth? The noob flew into a group, then complained that they didn't 1v1 him???

BTW, are you the person the OP is talking about? Was that the combat alt you have been looking to buy?

EDIT: OP, was the person you are talking about called 'Bogdanica'?

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Raven Fatality
Party Cat Catering
#11 - 2013-07-21 16:16:58 UTC
Jint Hikaru wrote:
Raven Fatality wrote:
Looks like the truth hurt you OP



What truth? The noob flew into a group, then complained that they didn't 1v1 him???

BTW, are you the person the OP is talking about? Was that the combat alt you have been looking to buy?

EDIT: OP, was the person you are talking about called 'Bogdanica'?


lol cute, you must have a lot of time on your hands.Roll
Kara Corvinus
United Caldari Navy
United Caldari Space Command.
#12 - 2013-07-22 00:01:22 UTC
Jint Hikaru wrote:
Raven Fatality wrote:
Looks like the truth hurt you OP



What truth? The noob flew into a group, then complained that they didn't 1v1 him???

BTW, are you the person the OP is talking about? Was that the combat alt you have been looking to buy?

EDIT: OP, was the person you are talking about called 'Bogdanica'?


I don't think im allowed to name & shame on forums...

But on a unrelated note this corp is pretty new and we only killed one idiot ranis so far....

Raven Fatality wrote:
Looks like the truth hurt you OP


Like Jint said, what truth? feel free to explain.

The only person i could think who would be stupid enough to say that would be his alt...


But if your gonna fly into a fleet, your never going to get 1v1's. there's some truth for you.
Astraea Librae
Doomheim
#13 - 2013-07-22 11:34:38 UTC
Xavier Higdon wrote:
I was confused about why you put this up. I thought the guy must have sent you some insult filled mail claiming you ruined EvE for him for ever. Instead he seemed rather composed. I kept having to check who was who, since while his mails were calm and collected, yours consisted of all caps, lots of swearing, bad grammar and butthurt. Just remember, "DSCAN *****"



+1

The only rager I saw was your 1st reply to him.

Although it was funny when he went into "*sigh* Its like talking to a recording of a 11 year old. Let me rephrase" lol
Kara Corvinus
United Caldari Navy
United Caldari Space Command.
#14 - 2013-07-22 12:28:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Kara Corvinus
Astraea Librae wrote:
Xavier Higdon wrote:
I was confused about why you put this up. I thought the guy must have sent you some insult filled mail claiming you ruined EvE for him for ever. Instead he seemed rather composed. I kept having to check who was who, since while his mails were calm and collected, yours consisted of all caps, lots of swearing, bad grammar and butthurt. Just remember, "DSCAN *****"



+1

The only rager I saw was your 1st reply to him.

Although it was funny when he went into "*sigh* Its like talking to a recording of a 11 year old. Let me rephrase" lol


wasn't rage, i was in another fight :P

don't see why people are bringing rage up, i didn't post this as a rage mail, i posted it because he just wouldn't get the point...
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#15 - 2013-07-22 13:32:51 UTC
Was this in Egmar by chance? xD
Raven Fatality
Party Cat Catering
#16 - 2013-07-22 18:26:12 UTC
Kara Corvinus wrote:
Jint Hikaru wrote:
Raven Fatality wrote:
Looks like the truth hurt you OP



What truth? The noob flew into a group, then complained that they didn't 1v1 him???

BTW, are you the person the OP is talking about? Was that the combat alt you have been looking to buy?

EDIT: OP, was the person you are talking about called 'Bogdanica'?


I don't think im allowed to name & shame on forums...

But on a unrelated note this corp is pretty new and we only killed one idiot ranis so far....

Raven Fatality wrote:
Looks like the truth hurt you OP


Like Jint said, what truth? feel free to explain.

The only person i could think who would be stupid enough to say that would be his alt...


But if your gonna fly into a fleet, your never going to get 1v1's. there's some truth for you.


the truth: people like you will never fly away from the comfort of your corp/alliance fleet, you make whole fleets to take out frigs and rookie ships and anything smaller and newer than ya'll.

and my ALT? now you're talking out your ass, want my full API? can you handle the shame if I post my api? so get your facts right.
412nv Yaken
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-07-23 03:26:18 UTC  |  Edited by: 412nv Yaken
Quote:
o/
From: Noob who doesn't dscan
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:02
To: Kara Corvinus,

pro skill :D Do you always use numbers to suppliment ability or just doing it because as long as you do you never actaully ahve to 'know' if you can fight.

Must be fun never fighting fair, you know, that way you're always guaranteed that easy win.

It makes you feel good I'm sure, always taking that easy road to success, its sad though.

Anywho, just wanted to say keep on keeping on being bad o/ fly safe and have fun hiding behind numbers and a 'bro' attitude.

Quote:
Re: o/
From: Kara Corvinus
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:03
To: Noob who doesn't dscan,

DSCAN B***H

[quote]Re: Re: o/
From: Noob who doesn't dscan
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:05
To: Kara Corvinus,

I was more hurt you didn't stay in local to hear my story about a tarantula and ants. It was full of life lessons and richly crafted words. :(

Re: Re: Re: o/
From: Kara Corvinus
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:06
To: Noob who doesn't dscan,

you shouldve dscanned, you warped to us, so dont be a little *****, learn to dscan, and you wont make that mistake, we didnt hunt you down bro, you warped into our death ball, its your fault dude. learn & grow.

peace out o7

From: Noob who doesn't dscan
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:09
To: Kara Corvinus,

*sigh* Its like talking to a recording of a 11 year old. Let me rephrase.

Yo man, I heard u have liek no skillz, I pwn u in 1v1, yo man yo lrn to fight on yo own so u don't be usin da fleets liek u do.

I kno u ain't have time for dat, but dere a lot o gud guides online.


If you want to read a legible version.

Try doing smaller scale pvp, its funner and more rewarding. There are plenty of good guides for this and ship guides, I prefer the altruist back when I was into the game heavier, but you can find your own source of interest.

I understand fleets are fun but theres a whole other world of engagements out there. Drop the bro culture attitude and speak like a adult, the game can be better for everyone if you show just a inkling of respect for others.

Have a good day.

Re: Re: Re: o/
From: Kara Corvinus
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:06
To: Noob who doesn't dscan,

you shouldve dscanned, you warped to us, so dont be a little b***h, learn to dscan, and you wont make that mistake, we didnt hunt you down bro, you warped into our death ball, its your fault dude. learn & grow.

peace out o7

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: o/
From: Kara Corvinus
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:16
To: Noob who doesn't dscan,


you dont get it do you? you warped into us like a r****rd, all because you didn't dscan wtf you warping into.

If you like too blindly fly into fleet blobs, your a noob.

you made the mistake, its your fault you died, stop being a little ***** b***h.

People like you never get better at this game, because you don't realize the mistake you made, and your so mad, your mailing me this s**t, instead of realizing what you did wrong & improving yourself.

What you shouldve done =

1. D-scan.
2. Decide not to be a moron and warp in.
3. learn to pick your fights.
4. stop being a ***** b***h & maybe people would help you.

Lots of love,

kara.

But yeah, call me an 11 year old, real grown up attitude you have there dude, the irony is epic.

Oh and since you don't d-scan, just wanted to let you know, theres guides for that.


Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: o/
From: Noob who doesn't dscan
Sent: 2013.07.20 00:17
To: Kara Corvinus,

*sigh* You can lead a horse to water...



The irony of his last mail had us in giggles on TS :)

in case he reads this post :

http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Directional_Scanner_Guide

your welcome BRO.


Came to post on the forums about noobs.

Got called out for looking like a ****

GG

A True Champion of High Security Space
Kara Corvinus
United Caldari Navy
United Caldari Space Command.
#18 - 2013-07-23 07:07:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Kara Corvinus
1. this is a mmo. deal with it.
2. i solo alot just not when idiots warp into a fleet i happen to be in.
3. you came here to say im a noob because i don't solo, based on the info from 1 posted mail convo


and apparently im fail?

forum trolls ftw.




Raven Fatality = sure, mail it to me.
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-07-23 10:23:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Diesel47
Its funny because I looked up the pilot in question. the majority of his killmails have him in 20 to 100 man fleets, then he acts like he knows a thing or two about soloing.
Kara Corvinus
United Caldari Navy
United Caldari Space Command.
#20 - 2013-07-23 11:22:27 UTC
Diesel47 wrote:
Its funny because I looked up the pilot in question. the majority of his killmails have him in 20 to 100 man fleets, then he acts like he knows a thing or two about soloing.


i saw the same in the KB's of the people posting above saying hes right... one of them even took a 5 man fleet to gank a miner /sigh.

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