Intergalactic Summit

Hello IGS users.

At Delve Medical Services, research is one of our key interests, and as such, an exciting new project has recently been set up.

It requires a large quantity of Minmatar Brains volunteers. Sebiestor ones, to be precise, for this first phase, other brains volunteers will be required later. Part-Sebiestor brains volunteers are also acceptable, as long as they are clearly labelled identified as such.

What the project involves are a few straightforward problem solving exercises, and a small DNA sample.

If you can supply large numbers of Minmatar brains volunteers, or are a Minmatar brain volunteer yourself, then please feel free to contact either myself, or Synthetic Cultist, who is also on the project team.

Please send a message to:
Doctor Valate
Kaztropolis Imperial Neurophysics Institute
6 Kazzzi Plaza
Kaztropolis
Kaztropol

Um...okay...glad I mis-read this the title of this post

Thought you were literally asking people to donate their brains, or donate the brains of us Sebiestors...and then I started imagining how one would go about tracking and trapping a wild Sebiestor...anyway, back to the topic. What is it that you're specifically looking for by doing these 'tests' on us? I ask purely out of my own scientific curiosity...and possibly for a friend. Mostly out of curiosity though.

Or I guess I could just read the rest of your post and send you a message for details...but where's the fun in that?

For a minute I thought you wanted to cut my brain out, especially when I misread the part brain part..

Oh my goodness darling up up up with this sort of thing! I have thousands of Sebiestor brains! I think around three thousand, actually. Last time I counted. Which was a while ago. Which reminds me: I should have bought another batch the last time I swang through Hilaban.

No, no, they're not all enhanced with Mummy Noh's Lycanthropic Metal Eating Mushrooms. Only a few hundred. The rest are, you know, a control group. Would you like a thousand? Can you come to Oris?

Darling you must tell me how the research goes!

I think I even have a Sebiestor brain in a jar. It fell off a Blood Raider transport ship. In Araz somewhere. I had to keep it. I mean, yes, of course? Right? Koochy koochy koochy koo!

I can't help but think of True Slaves when reading this topic.

Brrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiinssss

Honestly. You people.

How do you reach this ludicrous idea that it is "implied", that we require disembodied brains, hmm?

How is a disembodied brain supposed to carry out some spatial reasoning exercises, hmm?

And what "Rumours" are these that you've heard, hmm? Theology Council propaganda, I am sure.

They are just not your own.

So let me get this straight, you need sebestiors to help with your research?, and not just their Brains?..

The Brain is the most Interesting Bit of a Person, also, it is the Largest Erogenous Zone. While this sort of Thing is Important, the Brain alone is not very Useful for Science, and the Complete Sebiestor Person is far more Valuable.

Oh, ye of little faith.