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Wave Of Nudist bodymodders causes fear, alarm in the Summit !

Author
Muck Raker
Gutter Press
#1 - 2011-09-08 19:28:02 UTC
Astonishing news reaches Gutter Press today, of a most disturbing incident occurring in the capsuleer channel known as "The Summit"

A wave of nudist bodymodders has caused fear and alarm amongst the usual users!

These naked persons often take the form of a stylised cat, and transmit images of themselves to other channel participants.

"This is one of the worst things ever to happen" said one Caldari capsuleer.
"I'm quite broadminded, but not this broadminded" said a Gallente pilot.
"Down with this sort of thing" was the opinion of a Minmatar captain.
"Dark times" was the prevailing attitude amongst Amarrian pilots.

"These naked catgirls are profoundly disturbing in at least 3 ways. Firstly, the bodymods. Secondly, the nudity. Thirdly, the drugs. They are probably hepped up on Gallente goofballs, and are a threat to patriotic Caldari morality" said another pilot.

"For the love of God, can't these damn mutants at least cover themselves?" asked yet another pilot, rhetorically.

Operators of the channel were appalled enough to issue a formal notice stating:

Quote:
I seriously have to tell you to wear clothes? Really? We are at this point?


Gutter Press will keep an eye on these shenanigans, but not a close eye.

Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!

Ilsenae Alexandros
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-09-08 19:32:08 UTC
I can confirm that this article is, and I am as surprised as you to be saying this, at least 90% accurate.

To know the face of God is to know madness.

Myxx
The Scope
#3 - 2011-09-08 19:42:00 UTC
Ilsenae Alexandros wrote:
I can confirm that this article is, and I am as surprised as you to be saying this, at least 90% accurate.



This cannot be true... please tell me it isnt true...
Ilsenae Alexandros
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-09-08 19:45:46 UTC
I wish I could, Myxx. Ancestors help me, I wish I could.

To know the face of God is to know madness.

Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#5 - 2011-09-08 19:48:51 UTC
It's true, though speaking for myself, not everyone is so alarmed and upset by this. I've seen worse in the Summit, and I'm new around there.

Katrina Oniseki

Ilsenae Alexandros
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-09-08 19:51:00 UTC
What's worse than naked catgirls on Summit?

Wait, don't answer that.

To know the face of God is to know madness.

Malcolm Khross
Doomheim
#7 - 2011-09-08 19:54:44 UTC
Ilsenae Alexandros wrote:
What's worse than naked catgirls on Summit?

Wait, don't answer that.


There is wisdom in knowing when not to pursue an answer...

~Malcolm Khross

Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#8 - 2011-09-08 20:26:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Caellach Marellus
In other shocking news, Muck Raker and the Gutter Press issued a story that is accurate, relevant and informative to those unaware of the situation!

Has there been a change of staff at the irritable trash-rag business? Sources close to the media outlet remain tight lipped, but some suggest that company investors were unsatisfied at the poor rate of seedy rumour mill "journalism" stories the Gutter Press had been releasing.

One Gallente reader said: "Here's hoping they quit stabbing blindly in the dark for horribly inaccurate "sensationalism" stories and continue to go with factual yet funny and interesting stories that have a basis to them."



This media watchdog will keep a keen eye on developments as they happen in the future.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.

Thgil Goldcore
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2011-09-08 20:36:23 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:
In other shocking news, Muck Raker and the Gutter Press issued a story that is accurate, relevant and informative to those unaware of the situation!


I'm scared too.
Benny Horrowitz
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2011-09-08 20:58:43 UTC
This is fantastic news! Fantastic I say, FANTASTIC! We need more free-thinking, independent types in The Summit. I'm so sick of the same old gray-faced, weary looking "I think I'm a badass" type of borer who thinks he's cool because he knows what things like "proletariat" and "disability insurance" mean. These "Catgirls" are bringing a breath of fresh air in a place where the supply of oxygen is being heavily polluted by the staleness of us ordinary folk.

I say bring on the cat-girls, they're far more interesting than some of the people I hear blabbered about in The Summit.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#11 - 2011-09-08 21:03:22 UTC
Benny Horrowitz wrote:
This is fantastic news! Fantastic I say, FANTASTIC! We need more free-thinking, independent types in The Summit. I'm so sick of the same old gray-faced, weary looking "I think I'm a badass" type of borer who thinks he's cool because he knows what things like "proletariat" and "disability insurance" mean. These "Catgirls" are bringing a breath of fresh air in a place where the supply of oxygen is being heavily polluted by the staleness of us ordinary folk.

I say bring on the cat-girls, they're far more interesting than some of the people I hear blabbered about in The Summit.


That's funny you should say that, considering you were jumping on the bandwagon and making fun of them the last time I saw you in the Summit.

Katrina Oniseki

Malcolm Khross
Doomheim
#12 - 2011-09-08 21:03:22 UTC
I am all for "free-thinking, independent types" so long as one does not sacrifice reason, logic and decency for such traits.

~Malcolm Khross

Benny Horrowitz
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2011-09-08 21:05:08 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Benny Horrowitz wrote:
This is fantastic news! Fantastic I say, FANTASTIC! We need more free-thinking, independent types in The Summit. I'm so sick of the same old gray-faced, weary looking "I think I'm a badass" type of borer who thinks he's cool because he knows what things like "proletariat" and "disability insurance" mean. These "Catgirls" are bringing a breath of fresh air in a place where the supply of oxygen is being heavily polluted by the staleness of us ordinary folk.

I say bring on the cat-girls, they're far more interesting than some of the people I hear blabbered about in The Summit.


That's funny you should say that, considering you were jumping on the bandwagon and making fun of them the last time I saw you in the Summit.


I'll admit I was against them at first. They're weird, but then I got to thinking. Weird is good. Who in the Hell am I to criticize anyone? These catgirls are fantastic, and no this isn't a sexually motivated stance. Seriously.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#14 - 2011-09-08 21:07:47 UTC
Benny Horrowitz wrote:

I'll admit I was against them at first. They're weird, but then I got to thinking. Weird is good. Who in the Hell am I to criticize anyone? These catgirls are fantastic, and no this isn't a sexually motivated stance. Seriously.


Alright then, I can understand that. To be honest though, at least one of them wouldn't be very opposed to it if you did have a purely sexual stance.

At any rate, I'll make use of this new IGS system and give you a 'like' for promoting tolerance.

Katrina Oniseki

Benny Horrowitz
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2011-09-08 21:11:14 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Alright then, I can understand that. To be honest though, at least one of them wouldn't be very opposed to it if you did have a purely sexual stance.

At any rate, I'll make use of this new IGS system and give you a 'like' for promoting tolerance.


Really? What's her name?

Crap! Uh, I mean, uhm, yeah, seriously. I'll use this new IGS to give you a like for not threatening to kill me which most of the neurotics around here seem to want to do.
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#16 - 2011-09-08 21:16:01 UTC
Goons...

Sanity is fun leaving the body.

Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#17 - 2011-09-08 21:17:06 UTC
Aiwha wrote:
Goons...


For once they've nothing to do with it.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.

Catlin Underking
Underking Family
Khimi Harar
#18 - 2011-09-08 21:36:31 UTC
I haven't seen any images of nude catgirls in the Summit, mostly just images of faces.
Miri Leglise
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2011-09-08 23:52:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Miri Leglise
I would like to state a few things for the record. First, there is only one such 'catgirl' not a multitude of them or some invading horde as it seems to be implied. Of the two in question, one simply has catlike ears and a tail and the other, while heavily modded with fur and a tail, is not a cat. Secondly, the nudist in question was not nude at all with the exception of an insignificant instance where it was requested; in fact she was in a quasi transparent outfit, the other body modder was clothed normally if scantily. Finally, I find this entire debate to be little more than facilitated hatespeech of the sort that would not be tolerated if any other group were the target of it. If you find such activities to be disagreable, do not participate in them. If you find certain sights to be unsightly, do not look at them. These were not images or activities that were forced into your face or personal space in any way that was not voluntary.
Myxx
The Scope
#20 - 2011-09-09 03:17:01 UTC
I dont know whats worse, that Muck Raker has published a truthful and accurate news article...

or that the summit has naked catgirls on it as of late.

I'm so glad that ive been cooped up in a lab for the last few weeks.
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