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Its time for a spokesperson, CCP.

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Mascha Tzash
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2013-07-17 12:45:58 UTC
Edward James Olmos aka. Cpt. Adama from Battlestar Galactica would be my pick.
BORRIS DEMONTFORD
THE OFFENDERS
#42 - 2013-07-17 12:50:09 UTC
For me its a close run thing between resurrecting Kenneth Williams or Frankie Howard.
Mag's
Azn Empire
#43 - 2013-07-17 12:54:07 UTC
Adunh Slavy wrote:
It should be Samuel Jackson, "Say WoW again, mthr fckr!"
I was rumoured that he used to play. He may have even said as much at some point.

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
Miriya Feydienne
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#44 - 2013-07-17 13:01:37 UTC
Perhaps Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Galatica, she made walking toasters look so good. Or how can we forget her performance as EDI in Mass Effect 2 and especially Mass Effect 3 when she took over that cyborg body? I know we have the new "Origins" trailer from CCP, but I actually liked the first one and perhaps have Tricia be the voice narrator for a modernized remake of it. Heck, Halo made an AI projection of Cortana look good, why not have Ms. Helfer as the new Aura or ship/game AI voice? Just a thought...
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#45 - 2013-07-17 13:06:02 UTC
Charles Dance.

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Harrimon Hoxx
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2013-07-17 13:11:29 UTC
BORRIS DEMONTFORD wrote:
For me its a close run thing between resurrecting Kenneth Williams or Frankie Howard.


Ha!


"Stop mucking about" & "infamy! They've all got it in for me"

Works for me.


Eve's my dirty little secret....I feel like I'm cheating on my life.
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#47 - 2013-07-17 13:19:57 UTC
The most interesting game in the world...

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Jamie Dallocort
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#48 - 2013-07-17 13:29:48 UTC
Pffft, your all crazy.

Rowan Atkinson aka Mr Bean

He doesnt even have to say anything..............just stand him infront of a green screen, and away we go.

Failing that,

Do a Top Gear Special - "Our first time visiting nulsec!" <<
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#49 - 2013-07-17 14:49:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Plastic Psycho
Xearal wrote:
Personally, the only add I liked from WoW, is the one with Ozzy Ozborne in it.

As for 'Representing Eve'... Bruce Campbell.

"Hail to the king, baby."



Also: Gary Busey, looking particularly cracked-out, FC'ing a T3 fleet on a suicide charge in a wormhole.


edit:
War Kitten wrote:
The most interesting game in the world...


That works.
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
#50 - 2013-07-17 14:58:19 UTC
mr ed thehouseofed wrote:
patrick stewart



You thought I enjoy playing eve-online ?

Acting !

Don't anger the forum gods.

ISD Buldath:

> I Saw, I came, I Frowned, I locked, I posted, and I left.
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
#51 - 2013-07-17 14:59:00 UTC
Alice Eve ?

Don't anger the forum gods.

ISD Buldath:

> I Saw, I came, I Frowned, I locked, I posted, and I left.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#52 - 2013-07-17 14:59:49 UTC
Jill Xelitras wrote:
Alice Eve ?



Hi? Blink

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#53 - 2013-07-17 15:21:58 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
I'd go with Morgan Freeman talking about mining, even the most rabid PvPer would mine after seeing that.


Morgan Freeman:

I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the New Order let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but EVE is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - high sec life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with a fresh Retriever. The New Order kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
Ace Uoweme
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#54 - 2013-07-17 15:30:41 UTC
Hessian Arcturus wrote:
Adunh Slavy wrote:
It should be Samuel Jackson, "Say WoW again, mthr fckr!"


I dare you. I double dare you.


Would be funny, since it resembles this currently...

EvE vs WoW?

Lol

_"In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." _ ~George Orwell
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#55 - 2013-07-17 16:35:18 UTC
Nedisu wrote:
Clearly it should be an icon of spaceships like Han Solo or the dude from Firefly, whats his name idk; talking about scamming, corp infiltration and massive theft and huge space battles

all the things that get people to try this game Smile

Mining? nope


"whats his name idk"???? His name is Malcolm Reynolds.

You are my enemy now. Evil

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#56 - 2013-07-17 16:43:28 UTC
Sasha gray. All the neckbeards know her.....oh wait..,

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#57 - 2013-07-17 16:44:35 UTC
Adunh Slavy wrote:
It should be Samuel Jackson, "Say WoW again, mthr fckr!"


"i'm tired of these Mother ******* scammers in this Mother ******* Jita".
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#58 - 2013-07-17 16:46:56 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Adunh Slavy wrote:
It should be Samuel Jackson, "Say WoW again, mthr fckr!"


"i'm tired of these Mother ******* scammers in this Mother ******* Jita".


Cannot like this enough.
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#59 - 2013-07-17 16:49:20 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Adunh Slavy wrote:
It should be Samuel Jackson, "Say WoW again, mthr fckr!"


"i'm tired of these Mother ******* scammers in this Mother ******* Jita".

"i'm tired of these Mother ******* snakes in my Mother ******* brain".
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#60 - 2013-07-17 17:04:29 UTC
2 possible commercials:

1) Show a retriever getting ganked. Fade out to Patrick Stewart throwing his headset across the room. His face red with anger he stands up to punch his screen, then stops and goes deadpan.

"You thought I was going to rage about being ganked, didn't you?"

"Acting".



2) Cut to panda fight scene from WoW. After a few seconds, have a red dot appear on the pandas back. Zoom out quickly to a DUSTbunny a mile away on a hill top with a lazer designator. Zoom out quickly to orbit where a Cormorant sits. Show targeting animation on planet below and then the cormorant fires. Follow tactical rail charge to ground where Panda village is destroyed in fireball. Fade to real life where MR T is sitting at computer smiling.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?