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Iteron Mark Pwnage
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Thingymawotzit
Dirty Vagrants
Intergalactic Space Hobos
#1 - 2013-07-15 00:42:31 UTC
Let me tell you a tale of the Iteron Mark Pwnage. It all began one fateful evening when a ragtag group of industrial ships were forced to defend their home system of Ostingele. The enemy space pilot Cyclone was detected in the high security system of Stacmon. When he entered he was promptly pointed, webbed and scrammed by the Mammoth, taking no consideration for his own safety as the sentry guns began to fire upon him. The Cyclone, fearing his own death made a run for the stargate but the mammoth using his massive girth was heading straight for him and sent him flying away from the gate.

At this point reinforcements had arrived in the way of 2 Iteron Mark V’s. They tackled him and began to lay down their massive DPS and neut him.

The battle ensued for a further 10 minutes. The Cyclone had tanked well but had now been neuted dry of all cap boosters and was forced to activate self destruct. Just at that very moment a filthy dramiel appeared and proceeded to whore on the Cyclone’s inevitable loss by sending drones in from 50km away. The filthy whore had no remorse for his despicable actions.

Meanwhile the massive DPS Iteron’s were pounding on the Cyclone and were able to get the final blow. The Dramiel, fearing for his life, promptly left the battlefield and docked.

Ostingele was safe once again thanks to this group of Industrialists who thwarted the Cyclone’s evil plan.

http://kb.ninja-unicorns.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=33255
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#2 - 2013-07-15 01:30:49 UTC
Haha good kill Thingymawotzit. Sorry nags rained on your parade :(

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BadAssMcKill
Aliastra
#3 - 2013-07-15 01:49:37 UTC
"mammoth using his massive girth "

How lewd
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#4 - 2013-07-15 02:06:29 UTC
In Soviet Russia, Iteron ganks you!

Now do the same with a Hulk.

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Thingymawotzit
Dirty Vagrants
Intergalactic Space Hobos
#5 - 2013-07-15 02:20:08 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
In Soviet Russia, Iteron ganks you!

Now do the same with a Hulk.


Haha tbh using a barge would be much easier than haulers. They have huge DPS in comparison
Joyce Antura
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-07-15 04:18:48 UTC
Oh thingy I love you
Foxyfloofs
Constantine.
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
#7 - 2013-07-15 05:26:30 UTC
This is a trade federation blockade, you may not pass
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#8 - 2013-07-15 05:39:14 UTC
Damn. How do you hold your head up after being ganked by haulers?
Effect One
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-07-15 08:47:22 UTC
Made me lol

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#10 - 2013-07-15 09:12:27 UTC
'dirty dramiel'...Big smile

Also.......BATTLE ITTY BEST ITTY!

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Eliana Eros
Sentinel Event
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#11 - 2013-07-16 19:32:31 UTC
Damn thwarted again.

fail

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Thingymawotzit
Dirty Vagrants
Intergalactic Space Hobos
#12 - 2013-07-16 22:57:37 UTC
Eliana Eros wrote:
Damn thwarted again.

fail


Just copy and paste the url directly. hyperlink no work for some reason :/
loyalanon
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#13 - 2013-07-17 00:06:01 UTC
yawn.

arent you the same guys who lose fail dreadnoughts every week and cant hot drop for ****?

yawn.
Thingymawotzit
Dirty Vagrants
Intergalactic Space Hobos
#14 - 2013-07-17 00:25:39 UTC
loyalanon wrote:
yawn.

arent you the same guys who lose fail dreadnoughts every week and cant hot drop for ****?

yawn.


Still mad about this?

http://kb.ninja-unicorns.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=29032

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Bahamut0503 Andedare
Dutch Legions
Solyaris Chtonium
#15 - 2013-07-17 15:17:59 UTC