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Violet Resartus
Jaundiced Outlook
#1 - 2013-07-05 02:51:22 UTC
So recently I picked up 10 Exotic Male Dancers as loot from a mission. The questions is: What do I do with them? I can't sell them. If they were Female Exotic Dancers then I could put them up on the market, but there's no option to sell the male strippers. When I look in contracts there's a bunch of people selling them, but no one is buying them.

Am I missing something? I can't sell them, I can't move them to my quarters and make them dance for my pleasure while I stuff ISK down their jocks. Can I pimp them out and use that to earn a passive income?

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Dux Bellorum
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-07-05 02:52:41 UTC
I want them
Violet Resartus
Jaundiced Outlook
#3 - 2013-07-05 03:02:46 UTC
I'm happy to sell them to you if you'll take them off my hands. What's the going rate these days?

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Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-07-05 10:15:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Daniel Plain
i'm sitting on 60 of them (figuratively speaking). not sure if i should sell them or just put them into my pvp ships to keep me company.....

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Violet Resartus wrote:
Can I pimp them out and use that to earn a passive income?

this so belongs into F&I....

I should buy an Ishtar.
Samroski
Middle-Earth
#5 - 2013-07-05 17:47:47 UTC
Just wait till Incarna comes through, the strippers will come into their own.

Oh wait....

Any colour you like.
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#6 - 2013-07-05 20:20:01 UTC
If you have Female Exotic Dancers and at least one Male Exotic Dancer together in your hangar, nine months later it will spawn one Janitor per Female Exotic Dancer. There is also a very slight chance you get a Scientist instead.

This is one of the lesser known Easter Eggs in Eve Online.

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Q 5
999 HOLDINGS LLC
#7 - 2013-07-09 06:30:36 UTC
I know huh, I couldn't fit just 1 in my pod with me Cry it's not fair that I can't have companionship whilst floating in embiotic fluids all warm and jellied.
Samroski
Middle-Earth
#8 - 2013-07-09 11:12:42 UTC
I am disappointed that there have been few constructive suggestions for putting these accomplished strippers to use.

CCP has been making efforts recently to try and appeal to a wider audience, and I am sure these fine specimens could come in handy.

Any colour you like.
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Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2013-07-15 21:56:59 UTC
Nerath Naaris wrote:
If you have Female Exotic Dancers and at least one Male Exotic Dancer together in your hangar, nine months later it will spawn one Janitor per Female Exotic Dancer. There is also a very slight chance you get a Scientist instead.

This is one of the lesser known Easter Eggs in Eve Online.


Hmmm I have my male and female dancers in a station container, for well over a couple of years now. I'm going to move them to the hanger and check back in a few years to see :)

I have hundreds of female dancers and about 10 males so we'll see :)