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Thinking About Hiring Pandemic Legion

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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#21 - 2011-11-08 19:36:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyris Nairn
penifSMASH wrote:
Soldarius wrote:
Ted Dibiase: "Everyone has their price."

tbh, I would like to see PL mining ice in gallente space. T'would be epic.


we're all -10.0 so we can't enter high sec and we got kicked out of 0.0 by goons so we can't rat to raise sec status

what a conundrum Oops

The vast majority of Dread Pirate Goons who are continuing to rack up bounty prizes from the Goonswarm Shrugged project do so on characters that are -10.0, and this does not impede them at all. Being at security status -5.0 or lower does not cause you to instantly explode, nor does it summon CONCORD to your location, nor is it an exploit for you to run through High-Security space while -5.0 or lower, waving your spacedick at all and sundry (so long as you're polite about it). What being -5.0 or below entails is the constant summoning of the faction police, in the form of Caldari Navy, Gallente Navy, or something like that. These ships are not the indestructible CONCORD battleships which instantly kill you; instead, they are things like Megathron Federate Issue and the like—powerful ships, compared to other NPC ships, but with DPS and EHP numbers that scale entirely with "real" ships and which can be killed or tanked as any other NPC may be. These ships will attempt to stasis webify your ship, several seconds before they bother trying to warp scramble it; so, it is actually pretty easy to get away from them. They will pursue you within a single system, and if they do catch you it is entirely possible for you and a group of buddies to spider-tank and destroy a wave of them before moving on to whatever you were trying to do.

CONCORD is only summoned when an individual commits a criminal act, like shooting a neutral player.

It's not so much that being -10.0 makes it impossible to do stuff in high-security space; rather, it makes doing things in high-security space somewhat more challenging and makes it require more coordination than the average player is likely to enjoy arranging. With regards to goons, most of us are completely fine with you showing up and ratting in Deklein since we are presently off doing things in either High-security space (ganking ice miners) or Deklein (uh, I'm not sure why). Most importantly you should be aware that making statements such as the one I quoted makes it sound like you are not the Elite PVP Puppetmasters that we all know you are, but that instead you are allowing Goonswarm Federation to effectively ~control your game~ and the way you play it. Shape up, little space soldier!

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2011-11-08 20:06:22 UTC
Is this what happens every time you get banned? You come back and write 1,000-word posts until you collapse from exhaustion and Mt. Dew withdrawal?

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

sandy jardine
Doomheim
#23 - 2011-11-08 20:53:56 UTC
Idiots,

NCdot would kick PL's ass
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#24 - 2011-11-08 21:04:07 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Is this what happens every time you get banned? You come back and write 1,000-word posts until you collapse from exhaustion and Mt. Dew withdrawal?

I love you, too! :3:

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2011-11-08 21:04:36 UTC
sandy jardine wrote:
Idiots,

NCdot would kick PL's ass

Maybe at a spelling bee.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

Lunas Whisper
Chillwater Ltd
#26 - 2011-11-08 21:18:49 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
penifSMASH wrote:
m8 I don't think you can afford us



when I was in the Navy



Out of curiosity, what was your rate?
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#27 - 2011-11-08 21:21:01 UTC
Lunas Whisper wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
penifSMASH wrote:
m8 I don't think you can afford us



when I was in the Navy



Out of curiosity, what was your rate?

ET3

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Davian Loyalar
Temple of Tuvan Orth
Guardians of Tranquility
#28 - 2011-11-09 02:47:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Davian Loyalar
Lyris for president!

P.S. I get a sense of joy every time I see a post started by you.
Chopper Rollins
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#29 - 2011-11-09 06:31:59 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Hello Space Friends;

I am presented with a rather interesting dilemma which arises from a curious combination of factors. The dilemma is that I have the urge to post ......



Well see now there's your problem right there.



Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

Will Strafe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2011-11-09 09:45:19 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Hello Space Friends;

I am presented with a rather interesting dilemma which arises from a curious combination of factors. The dilemma is that I have the urge to post and that I am doing so with regards to and directly concerning Pandemic Legion, whom I am assured have a very ballin' private server for one of the current-generation First Person Shooter games that I do not currently play; however, the problem is set forth in that the Pandemic Legion does not have the most stellar reputation according to the library computer files we have at Starfleet Dental Headquarters. I am faced with a conundrum, and so below I shall walk you all through the logic which leads to this impasse and thenceforth defenestrate myself upon the good graces of the forum posting community.

Right now I am deleterious with fever and I realize that somehow my wallet is an order of magnitude more full than I recall it being the last time I looked at it, which was some time last night prior to passing out due to the combination of alcohol and plague which presently has me phasing in and out of lucidity. Possibly related to this state of wall-eyed stupor, I find that it seems a wonderful idea to throw this huge and presumably ill-gotten mass of funds around in a childishly reckless fashion but at the same time I find myself either unable or unwilling to determine precisely how this should be. It might be because I was posting in a thread about them just a few seconds prior to hitting "New Topic," or maybe for some other reason; but, whatever the cause, I have settled on "give a lot of space money to Pandemic Legion" as the best course of action. I am still not sure why, or what I hope to accomplish for this.

So, uh... suggestions are welcome. What should I hire Pandemic Legion to do? Ideas should be more creative than "shoot some dudes in an Internet spaceship game," since they already do that without me paying them.


I get it.

You are that professor gremlin.
Vladimir Helios
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#31 - 2011-11-09 10:47:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Vladimir Helios
Hire them to boot CVA out of Providence once and for all...

Then offer CVA refuge in TEST.

Also argue they have a foothold with that one system they own/used to own/havn't/CBA to check dotlan.

This plan is FOOLPROOF.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#32 - 2011-11-09 12:12:46 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
What being -5.0 or below entails is the constant summoning of the faction police, in the form of Caldari Navy, Gallente Navy, or something like that. These ships are not the indestructible CONCORD battleships which instantly kill you; instead, they are things like Megathron Federate Issue and the like—powerful ships, compared to other NPC ships, but with DPS and EHP numbers that scale entirely with "real" ships and which can be killed or tanked as any other NPC may be.
...
...
CONCORD is only summoned when an individual commits a criminal act, like shooting a neutral player.


Unless you accidentally fly through CONCORD sov space. Then you're ****ed. I watched a Vagabond pilot do this the other day. I lol'd.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Hyacinthous
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2011-11-09 18:10:30 UTC
penifSMASH wrote:
Soldarius wrote:
Ted Dibiase: "Everyone has their price."

tbh, I would like to see PL mining ice in gallente space. T'would be epic.


we're all -10.0 so we can't enter high sec and we got kicked out of 0.0 by goons so we can't rat to raise sec status

what a conundrum Oops


Typical pathetic whimper from a PL chump.

You guys should take back your area from the mentally gimped goons, they are pathetic and are mainly alts and botters (Add in some mentally/physically handicapped people with tons of pcs and you have the goons).

Whimper away like cowards and whine about it instead of fight back? Go figure from some pathetic high sec>lowsec gate camping turds that kill newbies in indy ships in t3's and think they are badass.

Losers.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#34 - 2011-11-09 18:12:36 UTC
To be honest that is a pretty accurate description of goons, if you add in autistic man-children to the descriptor then you have us nailed down perfectly. If you can't beat goons, PL, then what the hell is wrong with you? We beat ourselves if you just let us sit and fester long enough. How hard can it be to head shot VFK-IV? It is just one system.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2011-11-09 18:13:26 UTC
Apparently too hard for Raidendot and Northern Coalitiondot to do heh!
Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#36 - 2011-11-09 18:26:13 UTC
Pay them to win the faction war for a side, forcing CCP to advance the storyline.

Preferably the Cal/Amarr front. Cool

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#37 - 2011-11-09 18:31:29 UTC
Graelyn wrote:
Pay them to win the faction war for a side, forcing CCP to advance the storyline.

Preferably the Cal/Amarr front. Cool

That is actually a funny idea. "It has been three years of bloody struggle, and it all came to a head yesterday when capsuleer alliance Pandemic Legion decided to do something about it. Now it is all over, and the Republic Fleet is running scared."

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#38 - 2011-11-09 18:38:18 UTC
I'm not laughing. Straight

Smile

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113

Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
#39 - 2011-11-09 18:39:17 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Graelyn wrote:
Pay them to win the faction war for a side, forcing CCP to advance the storyline.

Preferably the Cal/Amarr front. Cool

That is actually a funny idea. "It has been three years of bloody struggle, and it all came to a head yesterday when capsuleer alliance Pandemic Legion decided to do something about it. Now it is all over, and the Republic Fleet is running scared."



I would pay to support that. +1

Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen.                   And some days, you're just a man with a gun.

Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2011-11-09 19:03:37 UTC
Hyacinthous wrote:
You guys should take back your area from the mentally gimped goons, they are pathetic and are mainly alts and botters (Add in some mentally/physically handicapped people with tons of pcs and you have the goons).

They tried that over the summer. It didn't go so well for them.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

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