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We are the Monocle Overlords

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Jasdemi
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-11-09 15:34:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Jasdemi
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We are the Monocle Overlords.
We are rich.
We are mighty.
We are the 1%.
Expect us.
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2011-11-09 15:47:32 UTC
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Pastry is the name given to various kinds of baked products made from ingredients such as flour, sugar, milk, butter, shortening, baking powder and/or eggs. Small cakes, tarts and other sweet baked products are called "pastries."

Pastry may also refer to the dough from which such baked products are made. Pastry dough is rolled out thinly and used as a base for baked products. Common pastry dishes include pies, tarts, quiches and pasties.

Pastry is differentiated from bread by having a higher fat content, which contributes to a flaky or crumbly texture. A good pastry is light and airy and fatty, but firm enough to support the weight of the filling. When making a shortcrust pastry, care must be taken to blend the fat and flour thoroughly before adding any liquid. This ensures that the flour granules are adequately coated with fat and less likely to develop gluten. On the other hand, overmixing results in long gluten strands that toughen the pastry. In other types of pastry, such as Danish pastry and croissants, the characteristic flaky texture is achieved by repeatedly rolling out a dough similar to that for yeast bread, spreading it with butter, and folding it to produce many thin layers of folds.

Many pie recipes involve blind-baking the pastry before the filling is added. Pastry dough may be sweetened or perhaps unsweetened.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.

Jasdemi
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-11-09 15:48:16 UTC
I like pie.
Indeterminacy
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-11-09 15:49:16 UTC
is bad thread imo (and probably a worse alliance tbh)
Shad0wsFury
Sorry We're In Your Space Eh
Seventh Sanctum.
#5 - 2011-11-09 15:49:25 UTC
I hear people wear those monocles because of the built in magnification feature, which they need to see their own genetalia to use the space washroom properly. Just sayin.
Jasdemi
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-11-09 15:49:37 UTC
Indeterminacy wrote:
is bad thread imo (and probably a worse alliance tbh)

Said a peasant.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#7 - 2011-11-09 16:00:11 UTC
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I like ice cream but only on a tuesday for some reason
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Jith
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2011-11-09 16:54:13 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
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I like ice cream but only on a tuesday for some reason


Really? Ice cream is good any time of the week IMO.


This thread is now about ice cream.
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#9 - 2011-11-09 17:03:54 UTC
Today:

I was driving in this morning blasting dubstep and smoking. I dropped the cherry and burned a thumb sized whole in my brown pants just left of the goods. I'm wearing a pair of those fancy black 9" dryfit underarmor boxerbriefs. So I have to walk around the office looking like I pissed myself all day!

Last Month:

I was helping some twit fix his glasses and spilt superglue on my tan pants. I had to walk around the office looking like I pissed myself. I forgot to throw those pants away and wore them a week or two later.

I have now pissed myself three times in little over a month!

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.

CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
#10 - 2011-11-09 17:04:42 UTC
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