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How Dumb are you? What are your stupid moments?

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Anna Djan
Banana Corp
#41 - 2013-07-10 16:52:44 UTC
So my 2nd attempt at eve (on my main and still playing) I wanted to be an industrialist. So was mining in my bantam and thought "you know what's a good idea? A mining catalyst!" After an hour I thought "I can get some low sec mining. It can't be that bad"

Jumped into low sec, it took 30 secs to be scanned, killed and podded. It was U N K N O W N and have been set to red ever since.
Thar Saal
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#42 - 2013-07-10 17:09:53 UTC
1. lines up for bombing run.
2. uncloaks and approaches target.
3. bombs self.
samualvimes
Brothers At Arms
#43 - 2013-07-10 21:46:56 UTC
Was in comms when my CEO asked me to check outside station to see if it was clear and he would jump into system and dock up.

I replied "yup clear no reds in local"

As he jumped in it dawned on me I wasn't in our home system I was 8 jumps away on a shopping trip.

needless to say he died in a fire to a camping gang.

that was time #2of4 where I accidentally that CEO :)

If you've never tried PvP in EvE it's quite possible you've missed out on one of the greatest rushes available in modern gaming.
Prince Sanguine
#44 - 2013-07-10 22:06:14 UTC
The three I can think of are pretty stupid.


1: had items and saw a decent buy order so I sold them. Too bad I was the highest buy order Ugh
2: Was super sleepy but fitting a ship and bought a scram for $1 billion isk since I was too tired to care and it was the closest.Oops
3: I had a guy scrammed and webbed but I couldn't kill him since I forgot all my ammo. I had to run off and he sent me a PM thanking me.Smile

Everytime you read this you are required to send 100 million isk directly to me.
Jimmy Morane
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#45 - 2013-07-10 23:00:01 UTC
....trust me....you don't even want to know......


*shakes head*
Robert Saint
The Grumpy Dogs
#46 - 2013-07-10 23:04:28 UTC
Jimmy Morane wrote:
....trust me....you don't even want to know......


*shakes head*


No! .... we DO want to know..... it helps us all in some very very small way!
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#47 - 2013-07-10 23:05:33 UTC
Returning to the game in 2008 and not knowing that WTZ had been introduced, I was still doing it the old way. After some PVP in the Parts system, got podded while trying to make a run for the gate from the station.

Had I know about WTZ I would not have been podded.


You could say I died "the old fashioned way".


Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Setaceous
Nexus Prima
#48 - 2013-07-11 00:24:32 UTC
Jumped into a L4 combat mission in my Noctis. Jumped back out in my pod X
Cpt Arareb
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2013-07-11 00:50:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Cpt Arareb
im stupid everytime I go out alone looking for a CLOSE to fair pvp battle suited for a lone frigate or dessieRoll
Ckra Trald
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#50 - 2013-07-11 02:48:41 UTC
trained for mining

http://www.rusemen.com/ Join Tengoo xd
Arkane Mystic
POT Corp
#51 - 2013-07-11 03:43:46 UTC
I subscribed to this game in the first place.
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#52 - 2013-07-11 04:34:54 UTC
Docking at that kickout station in low because **** it, I have 2 stabs.

Splat.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Valid Point
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#53 - 2013-07-11 04:52:27 UTC
When I was in my first 2 weeks on my trial I bought my first cormorant. I then fitted it with autocannons because I thought it would have worked. After killing about 2 pirates, I felt so freaking unstoppable I decided to jump into tama.

Then an abaddon showed up...

But the worst part is that I had like an entire 40 seconds to warp away and escape, Yet I decided to approach te abaddon and say "hi". 41 seconds later I was back in my station.
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