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Favorite drunken Eve moments

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BoSau Hotim
Uitraan Diversified Holdings Incorporated
#1 - 2013-07-10 01:55:07 UTC
I know many of you have 'em! I'd love to hear about them because I need a good laugh tonight.

I have 2 m8's in particular who are hilarious when drunk on Eve. We can't let either of them undock because ships usually get traded (and they don't remember) blown up (and they don't remember), and/or they fail gank (and they don't remember).

So do tell your fav drunken EvE stories here Bear

I'm not a carebear... I'm a SPACE BARBIE!  Now... where's Ken?
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#2 - 2013-07-10 04:50:23 UTC
I was so drunk I mined. Felt so dirty in the morning.

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#3 - 2013-07-10 05:23:16 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
After a night of drinking heavily and using his rather expensive implant set to chase down nano-frigates... a corpmate of mine selected "warp to station" rather than "dock" and passed out on his keyboard (we could tell because his mic was hot and no sounds were coming out).

And he was in a flimsy destroyer.

In the middle of a "hot" warzone.

With a "blinky" neutral undocking and docking at said station asking for a 1v1 in local.

Me and a few others ended up having to bump our man off grid and hope he'd last until downtime (which was 5 hours away). Impossibly, he did.



My story (from a few years back)...

The Setup:

- T2 fitted Vexor with an 800mm plate and 3 Heavy Ion Blasters... Warrior IIs, Hammerhead IIs, and light armor bots in the drone bay.
- A regional gate
- Boredom and bloodlust
- 6 shots of Jose Cuervo
- 1 liter of Pomegranate juice (one of the few things that actually mixes well with tequila)

The Situation:

I'm in faction warfare and hunting for targets with people. We get a heads up that a Rifter is jumping through a gate to the side we are camping.
Drones outs, weapons and points primed and overloaded... we wait for the Rifter to decloak. He appears on the overview... 23km from me!!! YES!! Click, target, and point!!! MWD out to him and he is webbed. He red-boxes on a friendly frigate and I think, "his fate is now sealed."
Then I notice that my drones are not attacking. Whatever, must be a glitch. Right-click, engage. For 2 minutes a friendly Rifter, Firetail, and myself pound away at the lone frigate... but for some reason his armor keeps regenerating.

Eventually the Rifter succumbs. Killmail goes up and I check it to see what kind of active repping fit he had that could keep up with all that DPS. Lo and behold, the ship had no repper. Just an AB, a plate, and some resistance mods. I check the damage the ship received... 14k damage. There is no way in hell a T1 frigate could fit that much buffer I exclaim in fleet chat. Then a corpie who has just landed at the gate asks why I have light armor bots out (I haven't pulled in my drones yet)... and I realize what happened.

Apparently in my drunken frenzy I had sent armor repping drones after the Rifter instead of my Warriors. It was only by pure luck that we had killed a nub who was not smart enough to use my lapse in drone management to deaggress and jump back through the gate to escape.

The Result:

Another tally under my belt... but I firmly solidified my claim as the butt end of all jokes in corp.

How did you Veterans start?
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#4 - 2013-07-10 07:21:54 UTC
BoSau Hotim wrote:
I know many of you have 'em! I'd love to hear about them because I need a good laugh tonight.

I have 2 m8's in particular who are hilarious when drunk on Eve. We can't let either of them undock because ships usually get traded (and they don't remember) blown up (and they don't remember), and/or they fail gank (and they don't remember).

So do tell your fav drunken EvE stories here Bear


Mate..... EVERY story I have in this game is a drunk story.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Korg Leaf
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-07-10 08:00:51 UTC
Got drunk, sold my main to buy ships, bought said ships and realised I could no longer use them...
Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-07-10 08:06:13 UTC
got a friends kids to undock his pimped bs and shoot the stn when he was passed out drunk.

F£$K he was mad when he woke up TwistedShocked

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#7 - 2013-07-10 08:16:15 UTC
Once upon a time I was very drunk in a stealth bomber.... then I got bored approached my mate in another bomber and fired the bomb at him flying full force into him... we both died in a glorious fire. So worth it.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#8 - 2013-07-10 08:21:03 UTC
I was bombed and decided to recite some passages from Naked Lunch in the corp channel. For quite a while I was known as the talking ass man. Straight

Yeeee! 
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#9 - 2013-07-10 08:30:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Alice Saki
We got drunk and did a Megaman Fleet

Any Ship

1 High
1 mid
1 Low
Rigs and Drones.

Anything you kill you remove one item from loot and fit to your Ship.

Oh the fun ^_^


Suddenly Spaceships Btw (Forgot I was out of Corp atm) Lol

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-07-10 08:32:29 UTC
After a few beers I decided to get up to mischief and logged into my brothers account add changed all the names of his ships Twisted, I was nearly wetting myself laughing whilst I was doing it, the wife was wondering why then she saw what I was doing and walked away just shaking her head.


He went ballistic when he found out "You called my best ship f00king 'ELVIS'!!!!!"

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-07-10 09:58:36 UTC
To find out how drunk i was, i use the losses tab to calculate my alcohol levels and wallet to calculate my stupid levels

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
Akto Katelo
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-07-10 13:09:16 UTC
ShahFluffers wrote:
After a night of drinking heavily and using his rather expensive implant set to chase down nano-frigates... a corpmate of mine selected "warp to station" rather than "dock" and passed out on his keyboard (we could tell because his mic was hot and no sounds were coming out).

And he was in a flimsy destroyer.

In the middle of a "hot" warzone.

With a "blinky" neutral undocking and docking at said station asking for a 1v1 in local.

Me and a few others ended up having to bump our man him off grid and hope he'd last until downtime (which was 5 hours away). Impossibly, he did.



My story (from a few years back)...

The Setup:

- T2 fitted Vexor with an 800mm plate and 3 Heavy Ion Blasters... Warrior IIs, Hammerhead IIs, and light armor bots in the drone bay.
- A regional gate
- Boredom and bloodlust
- 6 shots of Jose Cuervo
- 1 liter of Pomegranate juice (one of the few things that actually mixes well with tequila)

The Situation:

I'm in faction warfare and hunting for targets with people. We get a heads up that a Rifter is jumping through a gate to the side we are camping.
Drones outs, weapons and points primed and overloaded... we wait for the Rifter to decloak. He appears on the overview... 23km from me!!! YES!! Click, target, and point!!! MWD out to him and he is webbed. He red-boxes on a friendly frigate and I think, "his fate is now sealed."
Then I notice that my drones are not attacking. Whatever, must be a glitch. Right-click, engage. For 2 minutes a friendly Rifter, Firetail, and myself pound away at the lone frigate... but for some reason his armor keeps regenerating.

Eventually the Rifter succumbs. Killmail goes up and I check it to see what kind of active repping fit he had that could keep up with all that DPS. Lo and behold, the ship had no repper. Just an AB, a plate, and some resistance mods. I check the damage the ship received... 14k damage. There is no way in hell a T1 frigate could fit that much buffer I exclaim in fleet chat. Then a corpie who has just landed at the gate asks why I have light armor bots out (I haven't pulled in my drones yet)... and I realize what happened.

Apparently in my drunken frenzy I had sent armor repping drones after the Rifter instead of my Warriors. It was only by pure luck that we had killed a nub who was not smart enough to use my lapse in drone management to deaggress and jump back through the gate to escape.

The Result:

Another tally under my belt... but I firmly solidified my claim as the butt end of all jokes in corp.



This is most impresive half-fail I have seen in last year :D Well done!
CCP Falcon
#13 - 2013-07-10 13:57:52 UTC

When I was drunk, I accidentally fleet warped a faction battleship gang to a deathstar POS in Amamake a few years back. I got out with around 30% structure. Thankfully it locked me first and no-one else died, but I screamed like a little girl on comms when I realized what I'd just done with a 100bn ISK fleet. I didn't hear the last of it for around 5 years.

One thing that always gets brought up to this day though, is when I was on an armor hac op with my corpmates a few years back, and we had one guy who just constantly kept jumping through gates when he was told to hold. Our FC was getting annoyed, so as the CEO of the corp I stepped up and hammered the guy into the ground in front of everyone on comms.

Literally at the next gate after I've just chewed him out for a solid 15 minutes on comms in front of everyone, he jumps again, but the bad part is that I also do accidentally.

The FC is like "who the @#$% just jumped? Who @#$%&$# jumped?"

His response was "It was me again, but it's okay, [Falcon] is with me."

Ventrilo erupted into laughter, and we spent half an hour trying to get everyone composed enough to actually start roaming again.

I'm a bad... ._.

CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon

Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
Ka'Narlist
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#14 - 2013-07-10 14:14:59 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:

I'm a bad... ._.

You should join a test fleet ;)
Dring Dingle
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2013-07-10 14:16:08 UTC
Engaging a 30 man frig and cruiser gang... in my nemesis, uncloaked. at 0 on a gate. :P didnt remember doing it untill a corpie hilariously told the story
Drunken Bum
#16 - 2013-07-10 14:38:07 UTC
Every one of them.

After the patch we're giving the market some gentle supply restriction, like tying one wrist to the bedpost loosely with soft silk rope. Just enough to make things a bit more exciting for the market, not enough to make a safeword necessary.  -Fozzie
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#17 - 2013-07-10 14:51:33 UTC
One of my alts: Merlin square into the teeth of a 'nado. On a gate. In Lo. I fired first.
*splat*
Gate guns did my frigate, 'Nado did my pod, 'Nado was still there when I returned. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Good thing I was out of decent frigates in that system, or I'd likely have thrown even more ISK down that rathole.
Makari Aeron
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2013-07-10 15:05:00 UTC
About two years ago, one of my corpmates was drinking a lot as he normaly does and got others to join him on a drunken roam into Catch. They're about halfway to -A-'s home system when they spy an offline POS with an SMA. They sit at the SMA int their hodgepodge of ships (a Domi, Blackbird, Rifter, and one or to other ships) and eventually pop the SMA. Out pops an Orca fully fitted. The realt drunk guy jumps into the orca and shoves his ship in the Orca and they jump it over 20 jumps through hostile territory (-A- space) back to our home systems in Providence. The Orca was then sold to a corpmate who named it "AAA Runaway". It is still alive today and when a -A- used to fly through Provi, he'd sit in a POS with it to taunt them.

Another story, but not quite as good is when NC. Owned Provi. A different corpmate and CEO of our PvP corp at the time had been drinking, but lightly. NC. was trying to drop a couple of SBUs. The guy dropping them would pop one up, go back to the system next door and get another one. In that time, the SBU anchored and he kept ninjaing the SBUs by onlining them. Later, he did the same for the POSes they were taking down. The NC. were fun to mess with.

CCP RedDawn: Ugly people are just playing life on HARD mode. Personally, I'm playing on an INFERNO difficulty.

CCP Goliath: I often believe that the best way to get something done is to shout at the person trying to help you. http://goo.gl/PKGDP
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-07-10 15:31:26 UTC
Drunk means too drunk to remember... if not, you're not drinking anywhere near enough to begin with. Pirate

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#20 - 2013-07-10 15:48:47 UTC
I'm not sure what happened but I awoke under the computer desk with the mouse stuffed up my butt. That's alcoholism done right. As for the game, I had more ISK than the day before so who knows.


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