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[For Hire] - Cannibal Kane
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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#201 - 2013-07-10 09:30:20 UTC
Hogarth Starbanger wrote:
It's the hair.



QFT

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#202 - 2013-07-10 09:34:20 UTC
Hogarth Starbanger wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:


Dont know why people keep bumping this thread since I don't really do Merc work anymore.



It's the hair.

And the manly chest.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Zemo Walden
Mortal Retribution
#203 - 2013-07-31 17:12:38 UTC
Look at his kill log, find me a PvP fitted ship... like loads have said Kane can only kill mining ships or PvE missioners without PvP fittings. He won't engage anyone that has a proper PvP fit.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#204 - 2013-07-31 17:54:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Took me less than 10 seconds.

This was a fleet that came after me

http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=18607747

Not my fault targets attack me with mining and pve ships. It is great that your losses has caused so much crying on forums about me.

Keep it going.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#205 - 2013-07-31 18:12:04 UTC
API-verrified, no less.

And that Drake Navy Issue..! Shocked That's gotta sting.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#206 - 2013-08-01 15:32:53 UTC
The Kane!
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#207 - 2013-09-15 11:21:59 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother"


I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed.








What I do:


I am the Terrorist, The Shark, the Apex Predator in the vast Oceans of Your Space.

I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist

War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)


*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.

*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel.


Price:


*Can be negotiated.

*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war.



Contact Details:


Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information.



References



Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.

-Arbiter Stukov



He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.

"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"

-cpt Varox



Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.

He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!

-Stellar Artois


That's right Girlfriends... I am doing paid work again.


"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#208 - 2013-09-15 11:24:26 UTC
*swoons*

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Jack Morrison
Team Liquid crp.
#209 - 2013-09-15 16:10:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Jack Morrison
Guess whos back, back again
Kane is back, tell your mom.
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back......
(i am not trying to inpersonate anybody with the current post)

Looking for a group to pew with ? Have a chat with me.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#210 - 2013-09-16 11:11:35 UTC
BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Dispike
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#211 - 2013-09-16 21:48:07 UTC
would recommend if you want your targets destroyed and crying. BUMP

P.S What's the name of your hair stylist ?
Aesheera
Doomheim
#212 - 2013-09-17 10:41:40 UTC
Well well well, the Kane is still going at it I see.

Good to see the universe hasn't changed too much in my absence.

Free bump.

- I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#213 - 2013-09-17 11:02:33 UTC
uhhh behave...Kane is back in tha house...

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#214 - 2013-09-17 12:46:36 UTC
People should pay Kane on the off chance that it might reduce the chance of ending up on his menu.

Also a bump for a great guy who I've had the honor of flying with a couple of times.
signmanof troy
Mining for Mommy
#215 - 2013-09-17 13:15:06 UTC
Have flown with Kane in the days of the boot camp, def worth the hire... BUMP
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#216 - 2013-09-17 15:14:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Plastic Psycho
Guess who just got back today?
That wild-eyed Kane who's been away
Hasn't changed, Don't need much to say
But man I still think that Kane is crazy
Folks were askin' if he was around
How he was where he could be found
Told 'em he was somewhere around
Driving all the Carebears crazy

Friday night they'll be fit to kill
Dressed to gank, Fire at will
The ships will blow and tears will spill
And if the Kane wants 'ta fight, you'd better let him


(With apologies to Thin Lizzy)
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#217 - 2013-09-17 20:33:13 UTC
The original Apocalypse went to Cannibal Kane for training. I'm sure you've all seen the results.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Eva Alleile
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#218 - 2013-09-18 01:53:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Eva Alleile
Possibly one of the most Dangerous guys in high sec.... When you have this guy on you don't even think about taking him on one on one or you will end up wondering what just happened.

I fully endorse this guy hes a one man wrecking machine.
atpc
Lost in Space Inc.
#219 - 2013-09-19 21:58:57 UTC
Page 2 is simply not acceptable.
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#220 - 2013-09-20 10:16:44 UTC
atpc wrote:
Page 2 is simply not acceptable.

I heard that if kanes thread hits page 2, he will kill atleast a dozen.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com