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New Reimbursement policy !

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Nigerian Queen
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-07-08 00:46:37 UTC
To Whom it may concern;

I have heard that some of you have been scammed in Jita by a character named "Yummy Yummy Yummy" from her fraudulent use of reverse contracts or crafty trade window tricks.

Eve is a online video game and people are meant to have fun but it shouldn't be at each others expense .

I frankly am appalled by Yummy's distasteful acts.

Therefor I am taking it upon myself to reimburse anyone and everyone that this dastardly wench has taken advantage of.

Simply send me a evemail of how much isk you lost along with 200 Million isk for background check purpose's to make sure it was a real transaction.

Do not despair , the 200m cost for background checks will be reimbursed along with the full amount you requested as long as a real scam took place.

My isk is not infinite, there is no need but if you would like to donate to the reimbursement program I am offering feel free to send me any amount of isk by right clicking my in game name and sending, all donation are welcome.

also this reimbursement policy I am humbly offering is NOT a scam.
Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-07-08 00:48:12 UTC
oh noes , this person will undermine all of my scams !

whatever will i do !?
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#3 - 2013-07-08 00:48:54 UTC
Oh yeah, this is as legit as a van with "Free Candy" spray painted on the side...

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PopeUrban
El Expedicion
Flames of Exile
#4 - 2013-07-08 00:54:13 UTC
+1 for winning character name relevant to post.
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-07-08 01:34:23 UTC
Obvious "Yummy Yummy Yummy" alt is obvious.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-07-08 01:39:05 UTC
In before cyno to Crime and Punishment forum.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
ISD Tyrozan
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#7 - 2013-07-08 01:52:50 UTC
Thread has been moved to Crime & Punishment.

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Phoenix Einherjar
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-07-08 02:46:05 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
In before cyno to Crime and Punishment forum.


Well called sir.

Also +1 for OP's name. Seems very trustworthy and legit

[URL=http://paradoxicalhonour.blogspot.com]Paradoxical Honour (blog)[/URL]
Andrea Griffin
#9 - 2013-07-08 04:05:33 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Oh yeah, this is as legit as a van with "Free Candy" spray painted on the side...
Y'know, one time many years ago I had a Prophecy. Now, back then, the Prophecy was a complete joke. Total piece of garbage. So I did what any self respecting, mildly intoxicated, more-than-mildly mentally unstable pod pilot would do:

I added shields, nanofibers, and civvie gatling guns to the hull and took it to lowsec.

I roamed from system to system telling people, "I am in a Prophecy, I am sitting in belt X. Please come blow me up I am full of candy."

I thought that this would quickly get me killed, but lo and behold: I spent nearly THREE HOURS in POPULATED SYSTEMS failing to die. I would land on a gate ("I am at gate X, please kill me, I'm full of candy!") and people would warp off or jump through.

The poor Prophecy was finally put out of its misery after I spent ten minutes or so convincing some dudes that I just wanted the damn piece of crap to blow up, and that I wasn't going to hot drop a billion carriers on top of them or somethng.

Free Candy: The Anti-PvP.

CCP Sreegs is my favorite developer.
Gematica
Militaris Industries
Northern Coalition.
#10 - 2013-07-08 10:28:14 UTC
Careful yummy will just create another thread saying how people tell her to kill herself.. yawn
Sublime Rage
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2013-07-08 19:05:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Sublime Rage
where did that dastardly scammer touch you? around the bum area maybe? :o