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You know what would be the best april fool's day joke
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Linna Excel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-07-07 04:50:41 UTC
I'm mentioning this now because I'm sure it'd need forever to plan and implement...

Here's the idea: on April Fools Day from downtime to downtime, with the exception of the official newbie systems reverse the security rating of all systems. All of null becomes hi, all of hi becomes null, and low is... oh screw low, nothing happens to it.

Reasons:

  1. Null and some low people who don't pay attention or aren't thinking get lolconcorded
  2. Every bleeping trade hub becomes null
  3. People used to living in null ratting or exploring see all of their sites/rats be replaced with a hi sec version for a day
  4. Carebears will be hiding under the covers
  5. A lot of people who don't pay attention are going to get the heck ganked out of them.
  6. Fun and maybe some boobie prizes handed out by CCP (perhaps CCP members load themselves up in elite ships and start ganking Jita themselves.
  7. Seriously, boobies would be nice... boobies with cybernetic smartbombs.
  8. Because Reasons
  9. Profit

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Commander Ted
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-07-07 05:00:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Commander Ted
All supercaps should be replaced with ibises each containing 1 trit, enough of these to equal 1 super worth of ore, and all carriers will have to use stargates.

Local should be removed.

Boosting off grid causes negative stats.

Also all bombs should do no damage to each other.

Move Jita 4-4 into a c6 wormhole next to some alliances death star.

All chat should be translated into Esperanto.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=174097 Separate all 4 empires in eve with lowsec.
Lair Osen
#3 - 2013-07-07 05:02:59 UTC
Jokes are meant to be funny and i'm pretty sure there won't be many people who would find this funny...
Commander Ted
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-07-07 05:04:01 UTC
Lair Osen wrote:
Jokes are meant to be funny and i'm pretty sure there won't be many people who would find this funny...

That is the funny part.

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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#5 - 2013-07-07 05:07:54 UTC
Something like this already happened.

Armageddon day.

All of New Eden became 0.0 space for 24 hours (CONCORD had been attacked and shut down according the lore). When the next downtime hit, everything was rolled back so any losses people suffered disappeared.

I am waiting for the next one (oh, it WILL come... trust me).

How did you Veterans start?