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A Beautiful Poem
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Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#1 - 2013-07-01 16:45:36 UTC
Here is a beautiful Poem of Tears that Ive simply liberated from its place in General



"I play now over 8 years Eve....but now its over for me....

and all other players who want to tell me:

"why you re so dump and fly in highsec with your Jumpfreighter"

It was not my, it was only a good friend in my corporation....

the second one in the last 2 month....

we will quit now....""




Sniff.... so moving

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Sublime Rage
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-07-01 16:54:49 UTC
this is pretty weak,i bet i can make a better one =)
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#3 - 2013-07-01 16:57:17 UTC
Sublime Rage wrote:
this is pretty weak,i bet i can make a better one =)



Ragequit Tearpoem Competition Open!

Now accepting entries

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Sublime Rage
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2013-07-01 18:36:49 UTC
Highsec's safe highec's cool,
whoever shoots me is a fool
For Concord's wrath my ship will surely secure
Pimped my nightmare,made it bling
Oh happy day, this makes me sing
Suddenly tornados,FIRE!!where's that concord i so desire
Eyes go glazed,ship goes boom in blaze of glory
Enemies warp out not not even one sorry
I scream HODOR! see you soon in the realms of mordor!




This was my rendition of a carebear's thought process in eve before and after losing a pimped out ship
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#5 - 2013-07-01 18:38:28 UTC


Sorry but your entry has been disqualified for two reasons;

1) It is not a direct quote or quotes from a teary eyed loser


2) It contains GoT references, which are second only to MLP references


Sorry, but please try again :)

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Sublime Rage
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2013-07-01 18:39:37 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:


Sorry but your entry has been disqualified for two reasons;

1) It is not a direct quote or quotes from a teary eyed loser


2) It contains GoT references, which are second only to MLP references


Sorry, but please try again :)


you cannot recognize real talent sir =) it is a fine poem indeed
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#7 - 2013-07-01 18:45:48 UTC
Sublime Rage wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:


Sorry but your entry has been disqualified for two reasons;

1) It is not a direct quote or quotes from a teary eyed loser


2) It contains GoT references, which are second only to MLP references


Sorry, but please try again :)


you cannot recognize real talent sir =) it is a fine poem indeed



Sir? What?

Anyway, I wasn't saying your rhyme did not contain talent


Unfortunately it does break the two above rules of this competition

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Sublime Rage
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-07-01 19:05:04 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:



Sir? What?

Anyway, I wasn't saying your rhyme did not contain talent


Unfortunately it does break the two above rules of this competition


All female toons are men from my point of view =) it is default assumption
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#9 - 2013-07-01 19:07:19 UTC
Sublime Rage wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:



Sir? What?

Anyway, I wasn't saying your rhyme did not contain talent


Unfortunately it does break the two above rules of this competition


All female toons are men from my point of view =) it is default assumption



You must have a really wierd time in bars lol

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Sublime Rage
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-07-01 19:08:44 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Sublime Rage wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:



Sir? What?

Anyway, I wasn't saying your rhyme did not contain talent


Unfortunately it does break the two above rules of this competition


All female toons are men from my point of view =) it is default assumption



You must have a really wierd time in bars lol


haha,but i'm just talking about eve online.obviously real life is different,and nobody has avatars in bars?!
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#11 - 2013-07-01 19:10:00 UTC
Sublime Rage wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Sublime Rage wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:



Sir? What?

Anyway, I wasn't saying your rhyme did not contain talent


Unfortunately it does break the two above rules of this competition


All female toons are men from my point of view =) it is default assumption



You must have a really wierd time in bars lol


haha,but i'm just talking about eve online.obviously real life is different,and nobody has avatars in bars?!



Oh I know a few who do!

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Jorden Ishonen
Doomheim
#12 - 2013-07-06 07:25:11 UTC
I always bring my Avatar into bars to impress the ladies.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#13 - 2013-07-06 07:44:34 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
Sublime Rage wrote:
Highsec's safe highec's cool,
whoever shoots me is a fool
For Concord's wrath my ship will surely secure
Pimped my nightmare,made it bling
Oh happy day, this makes me sing
Suddenly tornados,FIRE!!where's that concord i so desire
Eyes go glazed,ship goes boom in blaze of glory
Enemies warp out not not even one sorry
I scream HODOR! see you soon in the realms of mordor!




This was my rendition of a carebear's thought process in eve before and after losing a pimped out ship



I like mine better:

~The King of Amarr~

I was the King of Amarr until one day I undocked
In my Suspect Baiting Kronos I was quickly cockblocked

Then I was bumped and sent far into space
lead by VegasMirage, his fleet ~raped~my~face~

Since that day, my fingers smell like burnt toast
Now, all I want is more LIKEs on my Eve-O forum post

http://zkillboard.com/detail/31171468/

no more games... it's real this time!!!