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How eve paranoid are you?
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Lybra
Suddenly Spaceless
Insidious.
#41 - 2013-07-05 10:18:20 UTC
I look at my car before getting in to drive and I can see a fitting window interface around it.
symolan
BamBam Inc.
#42 - 2013-07-05 11:28:43 UTC
I just wired all my ISK to Nautica Mee.

Soon I'm gonna be RIIICCCCHHH!
Thar Saal
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#43 - 2013-07-05 11:35:13 UTC
Once went into wh that had an pos with shields turned off, completely empty and was named "This place is cursed."

I 100% believe ghost pirates killed the inhabitants and now their ships drift through space, crewed by the damned.
mr ed thehouseofed
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2013-07-05 11:39:47 UTC
i bolted my CQ door shut Oops not sure whats on the other side QuestionQuestion

i want a eve pinball machine...  confirming  CCP Cognac is best cognac
Raptors Mole
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#45 - 2013-07-05 13:25:13 UTC
Seven Koskanaiken wrote:
From 2 to 20.

20 being that you required full api and hours long interview from your wife of 40 years.


I took your post and doubled it. You can trust everyone
Aralieus
Shadowbane Syndicate
#46 - 2013-07-05 13:51:07 UTC
grrlet wrote:
I check the peephole before going outside, to make sure there's not a gate camp outside my door.


I have done this but thru a little window on my front door, my gf still looks at me funny...i excuse her n00bness cause she makes awesome meatloaf Cool

Oderint Dum Metuant
Ilkahn
Ideal Mechanisms
#47 - 2013-07-05 14:55:33 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Ilkahn wrote:
Capt Gauss wrote:
Ilkahn wrote:
My girlfriend said she never heard of EVE online. I had to throw her out to ensure she wasn't just a spy.


Should have asked her for her full API before you started dating her....then again... having an alt is certainly a possibility


Thank you doll, i'll write that information down. "You want Dinner, i want API and don't lie to me @#$@!"



"Dinner? 500m isk joining fee and you can come on that op"

obviously, i simply suck at relationships.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#48 - 2013-07-05 17:49:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
I have a lot of enemies in EVE. They hate me because I'm handsome, brilliant, and very talented. When I go flying around, they know it and wait for me at gates. Sometimes they aren't at the first gate I reach. But they have spies spying on me (I think they've hacked into the server), so they know where I'm going. If I keep on flying, eventually they'll be at the gate I'm going through and get me.

But I'm smarter than them, and I've figured out a way to stay safe. It takes them some time to react and set up on the gates. So if I just stay within about 2 systems of my home base (in Rens), they never catch me. Ha ha, hacker spies, you fail! For now, at least....
Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din
Commonwealth Vanguard
#49 - 2013-07-05 17:54:58 UTC
Seven Koskanaiken wrote:
From 1 to 10.

10 being that you required full api and hours long interview from your wife of 20 years.



My wife isnt allowed in the same room while I Eve, I believe she has been selling information on my 2 man corp to MIttens for years.

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
Lfod Shi
Lfod's Ratting and Salvage
#50 - 2013-07-05 19:23:21 UTC
Seven Koskanaiken wrote:
From 1 to 10.

10 being that you required full api and hours long interview from your wife of 20 years.



8 - I gave myself a medal for paranoia but later removed it because I don't want you to know, that I know, that you're out to get me.

♪ They'll always be bloodclaws to me ♫
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#51 - 2013-07-05 19:48:54 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
I have a lot of enemies in EVE. They hate me because I'm handsome.



Posting on an alt I see


good plan

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#52 - 2013-07-05 19:51:01 UTC
grrlet wrote:
I check the peehole before going inside, to make sure there's not a gate camp upside my bladder



Now that's dedication to a bit

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Zaxix
State War Academy
Caldari State
#53 - 2013-07-05 19:53:48 UTC
I am, by far, the most paranoid person in EVE. Ask anyone who knows me...

Bokononist

 
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#54 - 2013-07-05 20:32:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
I have a lot of enemies in EVE. They hate me because I'm handsome.



Posting on an alt I see


good plan

Yes, thank you for appreciating that. I do have a main, but all that char does is silently and anonymously grind isk to supply this char. So I can stay safe and docked up and post on the forums. Therefore my main is my alt, and my main is my main. Err, my alt is my main and my main is my alt. Whatever. Anyway, it's another layer of deception to confuse the spies.

Who are you anyway? How do you know me?
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#55 - 2013-07-05 21:41:56 UTC
My invisible friends are more powerful than your invisible friends... P

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#56 - 2013-07-05 22:32:39 UTC
Sober: 1
Drunk: 3
Really drunk: I'm mining.

This message brought to you by Experience(tm). When common sense fails you, experience will come to the rescue. Experience(tm) from the makers of CONCORD.

"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
Inokuma Yawara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#57 - 2013-07-06 00:13:54 UTC
My worse fear is that I might say something that will get a thread loc... Shocked *slaps hands over mouth and looks frantically for guy with keys* Shocked

Watch this space.  New exciting signature in development.
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#58 - 2013-07-06 06:41:56 UTC
I trust everyone no such thing as bad people.

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

Maria212
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#59 - 2013-07-06 07:33:31 UTC
8
Every goodamn time im ratting in my shiney tengu, even when the constellation is empty i have a strange feeling the gang is somewhere around, waiting to **** me a new one if I take my eyes of the local for just a bit xD
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