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How eve paranoid are you?
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Ned Taggart
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2013-07-03 18:31:10 UTC
I wouldn't say i am exactly paranoid, but I don't exactly trust my alt. He seems to be a real shifty bastard.
Matari Akiga
Doomheim
#22 - 2013-07-03 20:45:15 UTC
I know my jump clones are spying on me they are waiting until I sleep then they will steal my ships and kill me.

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

CCP dont need to change everything to suit your play style.

Improvise, adapt and overcome!
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#23 - 2013-07-03 20:46:29 UTC
Matari Akiga wrote:
I know my jump clones are spying on me they are waiting until I sleep then they will steal my ships and kill me.

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me


Only a clone would say that

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
grrlet
Leper Outcast Unclean
#24 - 2013-07-03 20:50:13 UTC
I check the peephole before going outside, to make sure there's not a gate camp outside my door.
Matari Akiga
Doomheim
#25 - 2013-07-03 20:51:47 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Matari Akiga wrote:
I know my jump clones are spying on me they are waiting until I sleep then they will steal my ships and kill me.

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me

I cant sleep now the clones will get me


Only a clone would say that


OH God your right

can you help me drill my temples out that will stop the voices right?

Right?

CCP dont need to change everything to suit your play style.

Improvise, adapt and overcome!
Samillian
Angry Mustellid
#26 - 2013-07-03 22:15:28 UTC
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean there NOT out to get me.

NBSI shall be the whole of the Law
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2013-07-03 22:24:30 UTC
Here's me... so that's what, a 2?

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
iskflakes
#28 - 2013-07-03 22:28:27 UTC
11/10

-
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#29 - 2013-07-03 22:31:09 UTC
iskflakes wrote:
11/10



Indeed, I don't trust my self already so.... Lol

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne
GreenSeed
#30 - 2013-07-03 22:32:52 UTC  |  Edited by: GreenSeed
De'Veldrin wrote:
I trust two people in Eve, in the following order:

1. Me
2. Chribba

The rest of you ******* are all out to get me, including my so-called alts.


Chribba is playing the longest con in eve history.

when he cashes in, it will be legendary.
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2013-07-03 23:11:57 UTC
Ive stopped using stargates.

I mean, whos side are they on anyway?!

Ive nothing against them personally, but blindly trusting my assets to this thing that Ive hardly even talked to [out loud anyway] just seems like a reckless move is all...

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
#32 - 2013-07-03 23:39:59 UTC
The first thing that came to my mind was this quote;

"Every single creature in the universe has an irrational fear of the dark. But they're wrong. Because it's not irrational."
—The Tenth Doctor

But im fairly paranoid, im willing to give people a chance, but i always prepare my self for the fact that down the line they will prove me wrong for giving them that chance Smile

Phoibe Enterprises

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Maldiro Selkurk
Radiation Sickness
#33 - 2013-07-04 22:07:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Maldiro Selkurk
Post deleted because "they" are watching the forums!

Yawn,  I'm right as usual. The predictability kinda gets boring really.
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#34 - 2013-07-05 03:44:10 UTC
OP, you should have known better than to ask paranoid people how paranoid they are.

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Intar Medris
KarmaFleet University
#35 - 2013-07-05 04:27:51 UTC
100. Trust no one no matter how long you have flown with them. Hell I don't even trust my alts.

I try to be nice and mind my business just shooting lasers at rocks. There is just way too many asshats in New Eden for that to happen.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#36 - 2013-07-05 07:20:12 UTC
>> At your service, Citizen!

>> Friend Computer, how paranoid are EvE players?

>> We're sorry, that information is not available at your security clearance.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Hogarth Starbanger
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#37 - 2013-07-05 07:58:59 UTC
I've complete faith in my alts... it's my main that I don't trust. Bugger has screwed me out of more isk than any alt ever could.
Six Six Six
Doomheim
#38 - 2013-07-05 08:19:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Six Six Six
Think I'd be more paranoid about OGBs than anything else, every ship I see has an OGB.


'every ship I see has an OGB.' it even rhymes.




Edit:
Off grid not on grid if wondering, yeah ok I'm not fully awake yet.
Boomhaur
#39 - 2013-07-05 09:10:36 UTC
Read my sig, that answer your question.

Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you.
Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#40 - 2013-07-05 10:17:43 UTC
Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf
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