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How eve paranoid are you?
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Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#1 - 2013-07-03 16:13:19 UTC
From 1 to 10.

10 being that you required full api and hours long interview from your wife of 20 years.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#2 - 2013-07-03 16:14:05 UTC
Seven Koskanaiken wrote:
From 1 to 10.

10 being that you required full api and hours long interview from your wife of 20 years.



WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!
WHERE'S MY FAMBLIY!!?




OMG FKKK SHOULDNT HAVE EVEN RESPONDED

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Ilkahn
Ideal Mechanisms
#3 - 2013-07-03 16:15:10 UTC
My girlfriend said she never heard of EVE online. I had to throw her out to ensure she wasn't just a spy.
Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-07-03 16:19:14 UTC
(1) After all it's not really paranoia, if the distrust is perfectly rational.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-07-03 16:20:07 UTC
How do you people know my language??!?!

The CIA has the controlling stake in tinfoil manufacturing, and they now simply dump loads of nanobot brain interfacing nanites into tinfoil...so putting on a tinfoil hat is actually what they want you to do!

The CIA invented dinosaurs to discourage time travel.

Remember that black helicopter that shined the green light on you? You should, but you don't.



Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Capt Gauss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-07-03 16:20:48 UTC
Ilkahn wrote:
My girlfriend said she never heard of EVE online. I had to throw her out to ensure she wasn't just a spy.


Should have asked her for her full API before you started dating her....then again... having an alt is certainly a possibility
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#7 - 2013-07-03 16:22:03 UTC
IRL: 12. I don't trust ANYBODY. Everyone is out to get me, including the mailman and my cats.

In-game: 1. I'm not important enough to be paranoid. But don't try to ask me to apply that to RL. Roll

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
Tenchi Sal
White Knights of Equestria
#8 - 2013-07-03 16:24:59 UTC
i audit the trades my alts make to make sure they arent skimming off the top.
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-07-03 16:25:01 UTC
I trust two people in Eve, in the following order:

1. Me
2. Chribba

The rest of you ******* are all out to get me, including my so-called alts.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Rikanin
Mining Reloaded
The Commonwealth.
#10 - 2013-07-03 16:31:23 UTC
10

Test Alliance calling for donations to fight cfc?

Paranoid voice in head, "It's probably a scam and the money will end up going to the cfc"

NO DONATIONS FOR YOU
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#11 - 2013-07-03 16:33:00 UTC
De'Veldrin wrote:
I trust two people in Eve, in the following order:

1. Me
2. Chribba

The rest of you ******* are all out to get me, including my so-called alts.



Ive had to kill my own names before on several occasions because they knew too much


Remember Penny Unwise?

No?


Neither do I

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Ilkahn
Ideal Mechanisms
#12 - 2013-07-03 16:34:12 UTC
Capt Gauss wrote:
Ilkahn wrote:
My girlfriend said she never heard of EVE online. I had to throw her out to ensure she wasn't just a spy.


Should have asked her for her full API before you started dating her....then again... having an alt is certainly a possibility


Thank you doll, i'll write that information down. "You want Dinner, i want API and don't lie to me @#$@!"
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#13 - 2013-07-03 16:36:41 UTC
Ilkahn wrote:
Capt Gauss wrote:
Ilkahn wrote:
My girlfriend said she never heard of EVE online. I had to throw her out to ensure she wasn't just a spy.


Should have asked her for her full API before you started dating her....then again... having an alt is certainly a possibility


Thank you doll, i'll write that information down. "You want Dinner, i want API and don't lie to me @#$@!"



"Dinner? 500m isk joining fee and you can come on that op"

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Anslo
Scope Works
#14 - 2013-07-03 16:37:53 UTC
10
Trust no one
Question everything

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Adunh Slavy
#15 - 2013-07-03 16:38:08 UTC
I refuse to answer until I know why you are asking.

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt
Sour Jelly
#16 - 2013-07-03 16:39:16 UTC
Destination SkillQueue wrote:
(1) After all it's not really paranoia, if the distrust is perfectly rational.


rationalizing...

It can easily cross the line into irrational in a video game
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#17 - 2013-07-03 16:45:29 UTC
Kijo Rikki wrote:
IRL: 12. I don't trust ANYBODY. Everyone is out to get me, including the mailman and my cats.

In-game: 1. I'm not important enough to be paranoid. But don't try to ask me to apply that to RL. Roll


The mailman works for the cats. They all do.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Turelus
Utassi Security
#18 - 2013-07-03 16:47:38 UTC
10. As Hyasyoda says; Only the paranoid survive.

Turelus CEO Utassi Security
Venom13Games
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-07-03 17:12:08 UTC
Anslo wrote:
10
Trust no one
Question everything


Why?
Ben Vereton
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-07-03 18:29:48 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
How do you people know my language??!?!

The CIA has the controlling stake in tinfoil manufacturing, and they now simply dump loads of nanobot brain interfacing nanites into tinfoil...so putting on a tinfoil hat is actually what they want you to do!

The CIA invented dinosaurs to discourage time travel.

Remember that black helicopter that shined the green light on you? You should, but you don't.




Oh great, now they know that we know
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