Intergalactic Summit

I totally just bought this Omen and it's like, great. I don't really know how to use it yet or even really what it's for (that manual is kind of big, I'll read it later) but I wanted it because it looked cool and it does. It's a "cruiser" so I figure I can just "cruise" in it or something for now and that'll be okay. It's all sleek and stuff and the crew seem to like it.

It's really smelly on the inside though. I got it for a bargain basement price (otherwise I wouldn't have been able to afford it at all) and it's because the cargo hold was so soiled. There were all these blood stains and bits of offal left in there from I-don't-know-what-went-down and I figured I could just clean all that up, but even after my crew got to it with the industrial cleaning gear there's still this residual stink and it's really annoying me (and before you haters say "it's the pilot" my other ships don't smell like this so shut up).

So any recommendations on cargo hold cleaning product would be helpful. I figure some of you were/are either professional cleaners or professional mass murderers so you may have come across a similar situation and know the best solution. Already tried:

* Ammonia-based products
* Acid-based products
* Industrial sandblasting
* Repainting
* Flying around in the vacuum of space in close orbit to a sun with the cargo hold open

My new Omen just has the stock cargo bay, no modifications. Thanks for the help!

And this is why I make sure every ship I fly is new, built myself, or by someone I trust. The very thought of flying something that someone else has touched is off putting to me.

It isn't a good idea to buy them from the market when you don't know where they've been. If it's in that state on the outside, then I hate to think what condition the systems are in. Even if you are into buying other people's leftovers, the previous owner obviously didn't take care of that cruiser. There could be a lot else that's wrong besides the smell.

Sell it, buy some minerals and materials, then find somebody to build you a new one.

Paste - could work.





What's wrong with you people, is this the throwaway generation or what. It's a spaceship costing millions of ISK, you don't just change it over for another one like a bent plastic fork. It just smells a bit, it's not like the thing has structural problems that make it a write-off.



The point is to get rid of the stench, not augment it with a different stench.

Fedos are disgusting. I don't want my ship to smell like Rens.

Sorry I denied you a chance to make a few ISK.

I'm sure it won't take me millions of ISK to get rid of a smell.

I bought it at a cheap price kind of on the understanding that it wasn't perfect. For me to whine about the cost aspect after the fact seems silly.

Quafe.

Genius. You win the thread.

Now now. Don't get all proud of yourself or I'll retract your thread-winning status and give it to Ms Happy Ending.

I can direct you to a vendor of medical-grade disinfectants and solvents, if you like, ma'am. Naalox is particularly effective. Your sanitation engineers will need their hazmat suits if they are doing an entire cargo bay however.

Oh, Ms Cherbourg, I'm sure that you are just so good at your job that you have made him a loyal follower of your brand. Congratulations!