Out of Pod Experience

Cheer up.. it's almost summer time

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me, too! What franchise?"
He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."
I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
- Emo Philips

* Anna tosses pie at Aerethir to cheer up Khergit

Cheer up! Your idea for in-game visual adverts is pretty good. Could get rid of all of those datgum cans cluttering up the space around the trade hubs. :: Re-sorts paper clips according to size and color::

Good news. Your Mole Man goggles now come in tortoiseshell.

Cheer up bud-- today is National Poultry Day!

>> You find +5 Gru-resistant armor

There's no gravity in space.

It is terminal?

that doesn't cheer me up at all