Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Today I met a fellow capsuleer in my local liquor store. He asked if I was with any alliance and I proudly proclaimed "The New Order of Highsec". He had heard of us and our awesomeness.

James 315 eats his morning cheerios with miner pod-goo instead of milk.

Damn real life has been stifling my important Code enforcement work.

You'll take comfort in the fact that the pieces of your mining ship that were recoverable will be sold and the proceeds used to further James 315's agenda.

Happy 4th of July! Woo fireworks!

I managed to squeeze in some ganking today.

It was a standard Code-enforcement operation until the last non-comp, an illegal mackinaw, actually read my termination notice and was won over buy it. She bought a permit, and donated an additional 90 million ISK to the cause! :D Truly an upstanding citizen of Highsec and a shining example of honor and reason to all miners within James 315's domain.

Other highlights of the day include an uppity gang of carebears who assembled a Stabber, a Talwar, and a Drake to come give my scout the (carebear-stare)x3. After much smack talk and miner-bingo squares, and despite the fact that they had me outnumbered 3 to 1, they coweringly retreated. Sorry guys, maybe if the mining ship I scout in didn't have all that extra HP baked into the hull you'd have a chance of ganking it with your drake.

There was also a small secure container anchored on the undock of a station i frequent warning of big bad suicide gankers. The owner? A non-comp who's illegal Mack I kershblammed a week or so ago, who has apparently devoted his bio to warning the locals of me and listing all the members of the Galaxy Farm Gank Fleet. His bio hilariously claims that we use "exploits to avoid CONCORD destroying their ships" confirming that carebears believe we are not only omnipresent but omnipotent as well. I'm fine with this narrative.

Shameless bump.

We certainly do welcome new players and therefore definitely wouldn't meet your standards Mr. ~Elite~, but I do appreciate the bump.

exactly. let me know when you guys get better

24 hour lock due to rules violation:

"Bumping

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* Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example, "Recruitment still open" is an acceptable bump.

* Bumping may only be done once per day.
Once per day means that the date has to be different on your post. If you bump 2008.06.15 then your next bump can only be 2008.06.16 and then 2008.06.17. It doesn't matter when during the day you bump, as long as the date is one day apart. For more information you can read the Thread Bumping Guideline. "


Please limit bumps to 1 per day.