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Tale of a greedy Anshar pilot: A story of deception, greed and loss.

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Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
#21 - 2011-11-08 04:50:42 UTC
I always enjoy haters. I love to hear about how Brick is losing it's space-for my own reasons which are not apparent. I love when the C&P people reply with "You aint jack D3 -Look at what we did and cry! Then I get to appreciate what the other folks in theC&P family are up to. I love the misguided GS rage posts with their sour, impotent rage.

What I don't like is seeing real people that I like accuse me of being liar and making up stories. I don't invent a story to 'have something to post'. I go out killing stuff and maybe get something big/fun/underhanded and I like to post about it and share with my brothers here.If I had lied about the kill, I would have made it more grand, insane or over the top. Accuse my of a lie if you must, but at least do me credit to come up with something better than this.

As for The Crime and Punishment- I would never let you down, run around and desert you or tell a lie and hurt you. I Just like "The Game" too much.If you would like to get into the fun with the baits-just apply to the corp 'All your Machariel Belong To Ham.' and come shoot some noobs and have a good time. D3

Hmmm
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#22 - 2011-11-08 05:00:10 UTC
I always enjoy kittens. I love to see them romp around my living room- for my own rseaons which are not apparent. I love when the C&P people reply with, "Lyris Nairn- you are the Sky Captain of My Heart!" Then I get to appreciate what the other folks in EVE Online are doing at the time. I love the misguided prima donna posts with their obvious jealousy that they haven't anywhere near the popularity I enjoy on a daily basis.

What I don't like is seeing real people suffering in real life. I look around and see so many people going bankrupt from health care bills, being unemployed and having to compromise their dreams just to get by from day to day while I wallow in the relative luxury of a VA disability benefits check. I don't always let this show up in my posting, because usually I come on here and I try to make people laugh or amuse myself while I make double-reverse ironic meta-posts about cats or ponies; but, deep down, honestly, I care about the common man- and even the common Internet space man.

As for the Crime and Punishment crew—I will stand before you all, and say, "Follow Me," whenever I have the opportunity to share my forum posting adventures for your amusement and enrichment. This is the promise I make to you, that each and every one of you shall always have the opportunity to live vicariously through me as I play with my kittens, zoom around in Rifters with no idea what the hell I'm doing, or make a brilliant post on the forums about the present state of health care in the United States.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#23 - 2011-11-08 11:18:50 UTC
is there some kind of Goon initiation for applicants that states that they have to follow Lyris Nairn around the forums and 'like' everything he posts?

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#24 - 2011-11-08 12:35:00 UTC
Darius III wrote:
"All your Machariel belong to Ham"

Bad corp names lead to bad corp members who scoop wrecks badly X

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#25 - 2011-11-08 12:35:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Dirk Magnum
double!

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Sutskop
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2011-11-08 13:43:54 UTC
Haters gonna hate. Good story and good use of mechanics.
Much respect to the guy probing while being faction policed.
Lexmana
#27 - 2011-11-08 13:53:54 UTC
Good story, nice read and as they say: You cannot con an honest man.
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#28 - 2011-11-08 14:05:41 UTC
Lexmana wrote:
...as they say: You cannot con an honest man.


No, it's "you can't bluff an idiot." Honest men make the best marks, cause they're so trusting.

http://www.wormholes.info
Solomar Espersei
Quality Assurance
#29 - 2011-11-08 15:05:33 UTC
Agreed about the scanning part, that's very funny and was a nice piece of work.

Quality Assurance Recruiting intrepid explorers and BlOps/Cov Ops combat enthusiasts
Atomik Harmonik
Working Girls
#30 - 2011-11-08 16:32:36 UTC
Sutskop wrote:
Haters gonna hate. Good story and good use of mechanics.
Much respect to the guy probing while being faction policed.



this^^

agree completely!
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#31 - 2011-11-08 17:58:00 UTC
D3 is always logged into my favourite in game channel but NEVER TALKS, therefore he is either a bot, or too busy actually PLAYING the game. I will let the people of C&P speculate on that.

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Zions Child
Higashikata Industries
#32 - 2011-11-08 18:07:39 UTC
Kitty McKitty wrote:
D3 is always logged into my favourite in game channel but NEVER TALKS, therefore he is either a bot, or too busy actually PLAYING the game. I will let the people of C&P speculate on that.


Obviously he is a bot. Probably mines veld in a hulk.








Good read, enjoyed it thoroughly. I especially enjoyed the guy probing while running from faction police, that must have been rather tense.
Vanessa Hotkiss
Doomheim
#33 - 2011-11-08 18:34:36 UTC
Kitty McKitty wrote:
D3 is always logged into my favourite in game channel but NEVER TALKS, therefore he is either a bot, or too busy actually PLAYING the game. I will let the people of C&P speculate on that.


Maybe the other strong personalities in this channel stoke up a sense of intimidation and thus induce tacit behaviour
Gruben Schloppen
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#34 - 2011-11-08 21:23:23 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
is there some kind of Goon initiation for applicants that states that they have to follow Lyris Nairn around the forums and 'like' everything he posts?

I have apparently developed a cult of personality both within and without Goonswarm.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
kiki mo
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
#35 - 2011-11-08 21:54:01 UTC
Darius III wrote:
As for The Crime and Punishment- I would never let you down, run around and desert you or tell a lie and hurt you.


<3

never gonna give you up!!!
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#36 - 2011-11-08 22:00:11 UTC
Sutskop wrote:
Much respect to the guy probing while being faction policed.

Agreed. Scanners don't get the respect they deserve, good to see one be the hero :)

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
MentaL DoG
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#37 - 2011-11-08 22:34:31 UTC
[ 2011.11.06 14:24:19 ] Buschiminer > how did you get agro on me?


because your a dirty low down dirty thief.


and ty all for the scanning praise,

we killed 13ish bill that day, long live the scum that try and steal ill be here catching them and sending them on there way in a pod.

Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.VOTE D3 FOR CSM Chair

hahahahah Sorry so Sorry mittani
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2011-11-08 23:31:15 UTC
MentaL DoG wrote:

3. Try and take 1DH lol bet you can't,



Well

uhm

1DH is npc sov.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#39 - 2011-11-08 23:35:27 UTC
Blawrf McTaggart wrote:
MentaL DoG wrote:

3. Try and take 1DH lol bet you can't,



Well

uhm

1DH is npc sov.

"Look at those stupid goons making excuses, more proof that we are better than them." Roll

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2011-11-09 12:43:17 UTC
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