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Oh hai Der

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James Gibby
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-06-28 02:56:43 UTC
Yoyo

We're a new merc/ Highsec wardec alliance called 'Oh Hai Der'. We're a small bunch of friends with pvp experience, mostly nullsec but we've all done highsec stuff in the past. Basically we're looking to be the cheap option who will hunt your targets with extreme prejudice.

Our killbaord is http://kb.haidere.com pretty empty right now but we've been going only 2 days.

as our starter price we will be takign contracts for as low as 200mil. We will also be taking 'pay per kill' contracts where you pay the dec cost upfront and then we agree terms on what we will be payed henceforth.

I've been pretty drunk writing this so apologies if it makes little sense.

Thanks for your time :)

Love Gibby xoxoxoxoxox

oh yeh, convo me, zdogg dogpound or franky saken ingam for contracts.

holla holla get da dolla
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#2 - 2013-06-28 04:43:08 UTC
From prior experience, PPK decs are a pain in the arse. Most of the time the client never pays and since they use neutral alts to hire, retaliation isn't an option. Good luck though, and happy hunting.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Lauren Sheaperd
Know-Nothings
Boatload of Destruction
#3 - 2013-06-28 07:31:58 UTC
So you have little-to-no experience, an empty kill board and you've strolled in here asking for at least 200m a contract? Why should anybody hire you? You're not posting your losses to the kill board you linked either (see here). In fact, as an "alliance", you've killed less that I have in the last week and I've only played about four hours. Speaking of your "alliance", you don't know that you're actually in a corporation - with eight members.

If you want to get into the mercenary business; come back with some actual experience under your belt, some realistic pricing schemes and a new representative, because it's been awhile since I've seen an advertisement for contracts this bad.

Why do I even have a signature these days?

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#4 - 2013-06-28 10:07:13 UTC
I don't know the rest, but James is ok.....Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

James Gibby
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-06-28 13:11:29 UTC  |  Edited by: James Gibby
Thx Tora

we're now offering free trial decs, as long as they're only 50mil decs we'll pay the cost in return for feedback in here.

Edit: Also we're woring on getting our kb fixed, it's currently not showing any fittings.
zdogg dogpound
Furnace
Meta Reloaded
#6 - 2013-06-28 16:32:25 UTC
Lauren Sheaperd wrote:
So you have little-to-no experience, an empty kill board and you've strolled in here asking for at least 200m a contract? Why should anybody hire you? You're not posting your losses to the kill board you linked either (see here). In fact, as an "alliance", you've killed less that I have in the last week and I've only played about four hours. Speaking of your "alliance", you don't know that you're actually in a corporation - with eight members.

If you want to get into the mercenary business; come back with some actual experience under your belt, some realistic pricing schemes and a new representative, because it's been awhile since I've seen an advertisement for contracts this bad.


Then don't pay for our services, as simple as that. As our group for high sec merf stuff was just recently formed, it doesn't mean that we lack experience in the area of pvp and griefing people. There is this thing called eve-kill.net, it's a pretty useful tool, you should check it out. Bad trolls are bad.
James Gibby
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-06-30 15:46:57 UTC
Still taking contracts, contact me ingame.