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Free Active Clones Units Commonwealth [FACUC] open for business

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Female Clone Unit
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-06-30 00:37:36 UTC
Friendly greetings, fellow clones.
We have opened Free Active Clones Units Commonwealth [FACUC] corporation for business.

Lost original memory?
Memory transfer failed?
Original died before full transfer?
Failed to update before being podded and lost some memories?
...or anything else in similar vein?

We are providing services for all active free clones:
- Memory loss reorientation
- Training and advice for chosen profession
- Update on cluster events
- Financial injection for new start
- Free skillbooks gift
- Free starting equipment
...and even more, from case on case basis.

Want help or advice? Ask us, or better - join us...

Any donation from former customeers, or regular capsuleers is welcomed.
Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#2 - 2013-06-30 01:46:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Kim Ji-Young
Do you do the opposite service as well? I went to a party last weekend and I mustn't have drunk enough because unfortunately I can still remember most of it.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#3 - 2013-07-01 06:30:56 UTC
I believe that there are numerous Caldari interests who would, collectively, throw unimaginable amounts of ISK your way if you could somehow miraculously recover the mind data of a one "Admiral Yanala" for clone resurrection.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0

Lady Katherine Devonshire
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#4 - 2013-07-01 07:05:12 UTC
I would personally be willing to negotiate a fair price for the recovery of Jolee and Ting Hanvyner to be with us amongst the living as well, though as neither were known to be using capsule technology I doubt such a prayer would be answered.
Female Clone Unit
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-07-01 20:17:34 UTC
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
Do you do the opposite service as well? I went to a party last weekend and I mustn't have drunk enough because unfortunately I can still remember most of it.

Well, locating and erasing certain memory engrams is not difficult. It hovever takes some time and computing power, what is of course not hard...
If you are interested, contact me, and I am willing to help you with your problem. By your description, it could be easy to find and remove memories from desired time. Of course, more information you give, it will be even easier. This also entails smaller removals of dependant newly engraved engrams, created menawhile. Longer you wait, harder (and more costly) will entire process become.
Are you still interested?
Female Clone Unit
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-07-01 20:45:05 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
I believe that there are numerous Caldari interests who would, collectively, throw unimaginable amounts of ISK your way if you could somehow miraculously recover the mind data of a one "Admiral Yanala" for clone resurrection.

This is interesting proposal, and I will throw my corp's scientists to this task. Hovever, due to cause and means of her demise, it would be incredibly hard - not impossible, mind you.
We have already started investigation, because she is of interest for us, for obvious reasons. As we try to be objective and non-sided, results would be of interest for all. In this case, we are seeking only pure truth.

There is also one problem.
For succesfull procedure, we need to have access to local fluid router hubs from either one, or both systems - one where she died (already known), and one where she cloned.
Also, of interest would be recordings from any Subspace Data Miner(s) in area(s) from that timeframe.

There is another one, even more remote possibility.
If we could get our hands on her original body from before death (in capsule), there is possibility of restoring her memory engrams, even after biological death. Hovever, this is urgent, as memory engrams fade relatively fast, so after few months they will become unreadable...
Female Clone Unit
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-07-01 21:03:39 UTC
Lady Katherine Devonshire wrote:
I would personally be willing to negotiate a fair price for the recovery of Jolee and Ting Hanvyner to be with us amongst the living as well, though as neither were known to be using capsule technology I doubt such a prayer would be answered.

Sadly, without using capsule technology, it is nearly impossible for personality recovery of them.

Though, we are capable of recovering memory engrams of dead people, but only few months after death, and even then only if brain is undamaged (damage after podding is not hindrance) and in relatively good shape.

Our success rate of restoration is currently estimated at 99% during first hour after brain death, 95% during first day, 86% after first week, and 70% after one month. Every subject after three months is usually regarded as unrecoverable, hovever there WERE some successes even in this cases...
For more exact data, we need greater number of study cases (currently at 128 total, with 94 full successes, 12 partials, and 22 complete failures), and even more experimentation.

But our methodology improves with each "patient" and I am willing to say, that future of this venue is bright...
Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#8 - 2013-07-01 23:18:15 UTC
We note for the record that Unit Commune is in no way affiliated with this project.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Female Clone Unit
Doomheim
#9 - 2013-07-01 23:22:15 UTC
Unit XS365BT wrote:
We note for the record that Unit Commune is in no way affiliated with this project.

We Return.

I never hinted at that. But do you have anything agains us? Just courious...
Satesa
Azure Stars Order
#10 - 2013-07-01 23:32:37 UTC
Greetings, Female Clone Unit, I got hooked to your cause.

I have been slave for long time, and I have experience with serving others.

So my offer is this:
- I offer myself as personal slave to you, or any customer you assign me to.
- I will do anything you order me to do. No questions, no objections, no demands from me.
- Any donations I receive from "customers" will go split 50/50 to one of my trusted friends, and your corp.
Thats all.

If you are interested, contact me either here or privately, to negotiate any details necessary.

Samantha Tethis Satmalchaj (callsign Satesa) - Founder/CEO of  "Independent Slave Companion Unity [ISCU.]" (CLOSED) Proffesional certified slavegirl (Current owner: see my bio)

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-07-02 13:44:10 UTC
Female Clone Unit wrote:
Friendly greetings, fellow clones.
We have opened Free Active Clones Units Commonwealth [FACUC] corporation for business.

Lost original memory?
Memory transfer failed?
Original died before full transfer?
Failed to update before being podded and lost some memories?
...or anything else in similar vein?

We are providing services for all active free clones:
- Memory loss reorientation
- Training and advice for chosen profession
- Update on cluster events
- Financial injection for new start
- Free skillbooks gift
- Free starting equipment
...and even more, from case on case basis.

Want help or advice? Ask us, or better - join us...

Any donation from former customeers, or regular capsuleers is welcomed.

I have a theoretical question.

If a hypothetical capsuleer died outside of the pod, but her jump clone was activated, is it possible to restore lost memories?
And if, for example, said hypothetical capsuleer doesn't want these memories, but still wants to know what happened, is it possible to know it somehow without implanting memories to capsuleer's brain? And what would such hypothetical capsuleer need for this kind of service?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#12 - 2013-07-02 13:55:15 UTC
Female Clone Unit wrote:
Unit XS365BT wrote:
We note for the record that Unit Commune is in no way affiliated with this project.

We Return.

I never hinted at that. But do you have anything agains us? Just courious...


Negative pilot, However the similarity in our designations may have caused some degree of confusion.
Our statement was made to clarify the lack of a link between your organisation and Unit Commune.

We Return

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#13 - 2013-07-03 08:30:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Kim Ji-Young
Female Clone Unit wrote:
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
Do you do the opposite service as well? I went to a party last weekend and I mustn't have drunk enough because unfortunately I can still remember most of it.

Well, locating and erasing certain memory engrams is not difficult. It hovever takes some time and computing power, what is of course not hard...
If you are interested, contact me, and I am willing to help you with your problem. By your description, it could be easy to find and remove memories from desired time. Of course, more information you give, it will be even easier. This also entails smaller removals of dependant newly engraved engrams, created menawhile. Longer you wait, harder (and more costly) will entire process become.
Are you still interested?


Thanks for the kind offer, but my crew just found a crate of unopened spirits while cleaning out a new ship and we're working on the problem constructively as I type. If it doesn't pan out I'll let you know.
Female Clone Unit
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-07-04 18:10:38 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

I have a theoretical question.

If a hypothetical capsuleer died outside of the pod, but her jump clone was activated, is it possible to restore lost memories?
And if, for example, said hypothetical capsuleer doesn't want these memories, but still wants to know what happened, is it possible to know it somehow without implanting memories to capsuleer's brain? And what would such hypothetical capsuleer need for this kind of service?


Greetings.

Brief answer to your questions is yes.

More elaborate answer would require to delve deep into our secret procedures.
So, I am going to simpify this, without going into excessive technical details...

Scanning sectors of brain for memory engrams with specific type of equipment and analysing them via computer, could make relatively precise map of thoughts and memories at moment just before death. There is some time gap (usualy seconds, up to minutes), that can't be easilly bridged, as human brain need some time to store permanent memories. This differs from person to person, so there is no definite answer to how much memory would be permanently lost.
Applying litlle different procedure have small possibility to restore memories up to definitive brain death. As this usually happens some time after victim falls unconscious, part of this "memories" would be useless, but could fill gap between where previous method would loose, and last cognitive moment, so there is possibility to find real "last thought"...


After we scan and "record" memory engrams, we could them analyse and sort them to have them organised in linear fashion, as normal memory is not sorted this way.
Then we could create holorecording from sight and hearing, and give it to customer.

This recordings are of course kept entirely confidental, and if customer request it, they are permanently destroyed after (s)he is done with them...

I can't tell, how much of this would be applicable to your "hypothetical" question, but it depends case on case.


For "what would such hypothetical capsuleer need for this kind of service" question.
This would require some time (depending on how long ago this happened, and how much memory should be restored/recorded), during what would be subject suspended under scanning equipment. Plus any ammount of time require for analysis.

Gathering one day of memories usually requires around ten minutes of scanning.
Sorting them out then takes around one hour for same ammount of time.

But this figures go out of window, when we are working on longer periods of time. Scanning phase will never be longer than one or two days, due to way memory is sorted and "encoded". Sorting will of course need more time. We approximate around one day per three years of life.

About posssible price.
Our equipment is pretty expensive, and time precious, so we are charging cca 1.000.000 ISK flat fee for each started year of recovered memories. Plus 100.000 ISK for each working day this procedure will take. Both this prices could go up or down, depending on how difficult or interesting case we are working on.

Female Clone Unit
Doomheim
#15 - 2013-07-05 20:09:24 UTC
Initiating memory restoration procedure for "Subject #129". ETC: 52hrs.
Will be unavaiable for that time...
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-07-06 06:18:01 UTC
I mean what would be required from such capsuleer?
A corpse?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Female Clone Unit
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-07-07 15:50:31 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
I mean what would be required from such capsuleer?
A corpse?

Corpse would be ideal, but brain is enough. Although having only brain requires more extensive procedures and more complex equipment, so we prefer corpse...

Don't forget, that our primary business is restoring lost memory of living clients. Work with dead is secondary and not always succesfull - although we are working on improving our success rate...