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Im hot and new and I accept contracts of all kinds to my name.

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Christie Anna
Thunder Reinforce
Fraternity Auxiliary
#1 - 2013-06-29 19:14:44 UTC
Hai.

Im a helpless noob at EVE, and as u can see, I have a hot and classy portrait, nothing skanky.

If you wanna contribute to EVE community and making the experience of a newcomer less harsh and cold in New Eden, feel free to do it.

Jimmy Morane
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-06-29 19:18:03 UTC
errrr

*mintchip is that you???
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#3 - 2013-06-29 19:19:13 UTC
Where is your Amazon wishlist link?

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Johan Toralen
IIIJIIIITIIII
#4 - 2013-06-29 19:23:19 UTC
EvEa Deva
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-06-29 19:26:44 UTC
Sorry only give money to skanky chics.
Christie Anna
Thunder Reinforce
Fraternity Auxiliary
#6 - 2013-06-29 19:27:02 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Where is your Amazon wishlist link?



Have none, not interested in RL items =)
Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-06-29 19:54:53 UTC
If you self destruct your pod and then gather your own corpse then contract it to me for exchange of 1 million. Please have it in Jita when you contract it.

I only want one.

Looking to talk on VOIP with other EVE players? Are you new and need help with EVE (welfare) or looking for advice? Looking for adversarial debate with angry people?

Captain Tardbar's Voice Discord Server

Pewty McPew
EVE Corporation 2357451
#8 - 2013-06-29 19:59:27 UTC
Captain Tardbar wrote:
If you self destruct your pod and then gather your own corpse then contract it to me for exchange of 1 million. Please have it in Jita when you contract it.

I only want one.


I'll take 2.
Christie Anna
Thunder Reinforce
Fraternity Auxiliary
#9 - 2013-06-29 20:01:19 UTC
Captain Tardbar wrote:
If you self destruct your pod and then gather your own corpse then contract it to me for exchange of 1 million. Please have it in Jita when you contract it.

I only want one.



My body, even dead, is worth far more than that, so I gotta say no, sorry.
TheButcherPete
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2013-06-29 20:02:53 UTC
lol inb4 lock due to lack of content

Christie Anna, post with your main.

[b]THE KING OF EVE RADIO

If EVE is real, does that mean all of us are RMTrs?[/b]

bloodknight2
Revenu.Quebec
#11 - 2013-06-29 20:07:09 UTC
Buy a monocle first. Then, you can beg for free iskies.
Christie Anna
Thunder Reinforce
Fraternity Auxiliary
#12 - 2013-06-29 20:08:03 UTC
TheButcherPete wrote:
lol inb4 lock due to lack of content

Christie Anna, post with your main.


With ma what?
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#13 - 2013-06-29 20:39:00 UTC
Trollin' in a post thread.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#14 - 2013-06-29 20:44:58 UTC
Can I borrow your jaw for some diamond etching?
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#15 - 2013-06-29 21:55:41 UTC
Please, begging is so downgrading. We can't have that in here. Thread locked.

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