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Muad 'dib

State War Academy

Caldari State

Likes received: 1,412

#1 - 2013-06-27 14:45:02 UTC

After a few very amusing chats on voice comms recently something that has proved colourful and entertaining is adapting existing and creating new, EvE related your momma jokes.

Some favorites so far:

Your mommas so fat that she cant use jump gates

Your mommas so fat that shes all you can see on D-Scan

Your mommas so fat that TiDi starts with only her in system

Your mommas so stupid after putting in a set of +5s her intelligence was still -1

*Please bare in mind that these jokes are a work of fiction and only apply to ingame personality's. Characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to anyone's actual mother or locales, living or dead, is entirely coincidental*

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.

Devara Biotech 75,543
Mizhir Devara Biotech Likes received: 75,543	#2 - 2013-06-27 14:49:56 UTC 1 Funny This thread does show up once in a while Can't really remember any good ones though ❤️️💛💚💙💜

Doomheim 10
Emergent Game Play Doomheim Likes received: 10	#3 - 2013-06-27 15:16:53 UTC 1 Yo momma's so fat they use her to collapse U574s. Yo momma's so fat, Supercaps dock in her ass crack. etc...

Lothian Enterprises 42,006
Kirjava Lothian Enterprises Likes received: 42,006	#4 - 2013-06-27 16:02:29 UTC 1 An old one. Yo mommas ass so fat, BoB invaded and set up pets in her ass crack! [center]Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. /人◕‿‿◕人\ Unban Saede![/center]

Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 26
Anubis Joringer Republic Military School Minmatar Republic Likes received: 26	#5 - 2013-06-27 16:05:16 UTC 2 Only one I can think of is "Yo mama's so fat it takes Caldari Freighter V just to drive her down the street."

Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 13,345
Ila Dace Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation Likes received: 13,345	#6 - 2013-06-27 17:16:12 UTC 2 I'm not gonna say yo momma's fat, but she does have her own customs office. If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg But in purple, I'm stunning!

Unsuccessful At Everything

The Troll Bridge

Likes received: 23,523

#7 - 2013-06-27 17:28:29 UTC

Yo mommas so fat, she needs s cyno to get to the kitchen.

Yo mommas so fat, goons are mining her for Tech.

Yo mommas so fat, she appears on EVERYONES overview.

Yo mommas so old the sleepers reverse engineer HER.

Yo momma is so big it takes a jumpgate network to put her belt on.

Yo momma so fat jita docks in her.

Yo momma so old that when she came to new eden, the evegate collapsed behind her.

Yo momma is so fat that people drop her on PL titans.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Zimmy Zeta

Perkone

Caldari State

Likes received: 60,166

#8 - 2013-06-27 18:22:50 UTC

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:

Sadly, all this doesn't keep yo momma from wearing yoga pants Ugh

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Random McNally

Stay Frosty.

A Band Apart.

Likes received: 106,331

#9 - 2013-06-27 21:12:48 UTC

Zimmy Zeta wrote:

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:

Sadly, all this doesn't keep yo momma from wearing yoga pants Ugh

Oh, there's a mental image I cannot bleach out. Straight

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Micheal Dietrich

Kings Gambit Black

Likes received: 2,444

#10 - 2013-06-27 21:32:56 UTC

Random McNally wrote:

Zimmy Zeta wrote:

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:

Sadly, all this doesn't keep yo momma from wearing yoga pants Ugh

Oh, there's a mental image I cannot bleach out. Straight

sweaty down the middle yoga pants.

That image really is burned in my mind, for over a decade now.

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Unsuccessful At Everything

The Troll Bridge

Likes received: 23,523

#11 - 2013-06-27 21:40:23 UTC

Micheal Dietrich wrote:

Random McNally wrote:

Zimmy Zeta wrote:

Sadly, all this doesn't keep yo momma from wearing yoga pants Ugh

Oh, there's a mental image I cannot bleach out. Straight

sweaty down the middle yoga pants.

That image really is burned in my mind, for over a decade now.

One too many trips to the bunk over it eh? Big smile

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Micheal Dietrich

Kings Gambit Black

Likes received: 2,444

#12 - 2013-06-27 21:53:06 UTC

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:

Micheal Dietrich wrote:

Random McNally wrote:

Zimmy Zeta wrote:

Sadly, all this doesn't keep yo momma from wearing yoga pants Ugh

Oh, there's a mental image I cannot bleach out. Straight

sweaty down the middle yoga pants.

That image really is burned in my mind, for over a decade now.

One too many trips to the can over it eh? Big smile

fix'd

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Ila Dace Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation Likes received: 13,345	#13 - 2013-06-27 21:56:22 UTC 3 Yo momma is so ugly the best the plastic surgeon could do was make her look like a Moa. If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg But in purple, I'm stunning!

5,954
Indahmawar Fazmarai Likes received: 5,954	#14 - 2013-06-28 06:45:55 UTC \| Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai 1 Yo momma so fat that she doesn't warps, the universe warps around her. Yo momma so fat she doesn't hotdrops on grid, the grid is hotdropped on her. Our logs show nothing, yo momma so fungry she ate them. Yo momma so old she was old before Soon started. Yo momma so borked that CCP chose to iterate EVE instead of her.

Caldari Provisions 56,426
Samoth Egnoled Caldari Provisions Likes received: 56,426	#15 - 2013-06-28 06:49:07 UTC 4 Yo momma's so fat, i had to take 3 jumps in a Carrier to get on her good side!

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Adunh Slavy Likes received: 1,639	#16 - 2013-06-28 14:14:11 UTC 2 Yo mamma so fat that when the FC tells her to haul ass, she has to make two trips, in a charon. Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. - William Pitt


Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge Likes received: 23,523	#17 - 2013-06-28 17:04:06 UTC 1 Yo momma is so fat that there is a DUST battle going on in her navel. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*

Zimmy Zeta

Perkone

Caldari State

Likes received: 60,166

#18 - 2013-06-28 18:45:19 UTC

Samoth Egnoled wrote:

Yo momma's so fat, i had to take 3 jumps in a Carrier to get on her good side!

SAMOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Big smile

*glomp*

Now report to LAGL immediately, don't leave your loyal fanbase hanging.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

NA No Assholes 122
Totalrx NA No Assholes Likes received: 122	#19 - 2013-06-28 19:36:23 UTC 1 Your momma so fat, when she bumped a Hulk - she broke it.

School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 300
Feanira Darr School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State Likes received: 300	#20 - 2013-06-28 19:52:36 UTC 6 I undocked and saw this http://i.imgur.com/9BvqDK3.jpg "Tibus Heth could also benefit from working 'The Plan'." -DMC

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