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BREAKING NEWS: ALEXYLVA PARADOX LIBERATION SUCCESSFUL!

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Amran Shakiel
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-06-28 13:32:59 UTC
**A clip from an Amarrian international news broadcast begins to play. A thin, pale Amarrian man procedes to talk, his voice has a light tone.**

Gateway, EVE constellation, Genesis.

Beginning at 08:40, a group of capsuleers made use of security access granted to a new member of Alexylva Paradox in order to liberate vessels, individuals and equipment from the Axlexylva POS acting as a hideaway from the sinful deviants.


Three pilots took part in the heist, moving ships from the Gateway constellation they quickly made way to the Amarr Empire, surrendering illicit goods in the form of independently developed cybernetic units, what are rumored to be TCMC's of prototype design, narcotics and weapons. Two of the liberation teams pilots could not be reached for comment, the third, the events organizer; a pilot that talked with this reporter under the condition of anonymity, had this to say:

Sphynx wrote:
**An electronic, effeminate voice speaks.** With some help from my friends in red and brown skin; anything was possible. I'm only sorry we couldn't have acquired more from their POS, unfortunately the neocom router shut down was imminent and we had to dock up and ensure the safety of our selves and crews. The hardware acquired will be examined before being sold off and the individuals will be repatriated to their Empires, once we are sure any implants and changes made to them can be treated.


The pilot declined further comment on the event, instead noting that they will send us an update as soon as their work is completed. We will update you with new information as soon as we have it.

**The man bows to the camera and the clip ends, the final few seconds are the news corporations logo.**

Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#2 - 2013-06-28 13:39:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Kim Ji-Young
There's nothing good on the holocast these days. When's "You're The Best, Jamyl I" coming back on, that's what I want to know.
Aelisha
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#3 - 2013-06-28 13:40:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Aelisha
As thrilling as all this sounds, I would dearly love to see some evidence of these claims. Not to say this report is erroneous or misleading, more that evidence really does add meat to the bones of a story, should there be a story to tell at all.

I guess what I am trying to say is; a vid-capture of the heist (still or video) would speak more words than the longest forum post.

CEO of the Achura-Waschi Exchange

Intaki Reborn

Independent Capsuleer

Desiderya
Blue Canary
Watch This
#4 - 2013-06-28 13:42:34 UTC
Oh gee, what a surprise.

Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.

Quinzel Nikulainen
Kokako Acquisitions
#5 - 2013-06-28 13:55:59 UTC
I'm interested in offering competitive prices for any of the stolen goods.

Full discretion guaranteed.

Ex-Kaalakiota citizen. Ex-Hyasyoda citizen. CEO of KŌKAK, a Nugoeihuvi affiliate corporation.

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#6 - 2013-06-28 14:16:26 UTC
Without facts, you have less credibility than the Gutter Press.

Particularly when you're so new no-ones heard of you before.

So... publicity stunt (and a transparent one at that), or genuine incident, without some more facts, this is all just dust on the wind.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#7 - 2013-06-28 14:20:26 UTC
Is the Quafe okay? ♥

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Amran Shakiel
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-06-28 14:25:18 UTC
Sphynx wrote:
Ichkowa san was the instigator of the Heist, without him this would never have happened. He moved ships from their maintenance array to the entrance wormhole, they were then moved into a pos in Gensis by his accomplices, loaded into an Orca and shipped to Amarr, pictures of the items stolen linked below. This wasn't a planned event, AXLVP had no idea it would occur. We simply had to ensure lapses in security in a wormhole corp had to go punished and profited nicely.

http://i.imgur.com/ekiMyrt.png
http://i.imgur.com/hvfJ5gn.jpg
Amran Shakiel
Doomheim
#9 - 2013-06-28 14:32:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Amran Shakiel
Sphynx wrote:
Ichkowa San has been removed from AXLVP prior to this update. Myself and our mutual accomplice will still be electing to remain anonymous.
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#10 - 2013-06-28 14:34:35 UTC
Having examined inventory lists I find no evidence of TCMC's or narcotics being taken from the POS, if they indeed existed in the first place. This is apparently just a clumsy corp theft. Yawn.
Amran Shakiel
Doomheim
#11 - 2013-06-28 14:34:56 UTC
Kim Ji-Young wrote:
There's nothing good on the holocast these days. When's "You're The Best, Jamyl I" coming back on, that's what I want to know.


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Amran Shakiel
Doomheim
#12 - 2013-06-28 14:37:02 UTC
Evi Polevhia wrote:
Having examined inventory lists I find no evidence of TCMC's or narcotics being taken from the POS, if they indeed existed in the first place. This is apparently just a clumsy corp theft. Yawn.


These products were submitted to Amarr customs prior to docking. Thus were not present in the images submitted to us by Sphynx.
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#13 - 2013-06-28 14:38:53 UTC
Amran Shakiel wrote:
Evi Polevhia wrote:
Having examined inventory lists I find no evidence of TCMC's or narcotics being taken from the POS, if they indeed existed in the first place. This is apparently just a clumsy corp theft. Yawn.


These products were submitted to Amarr customs prior to docking. Thus were not present in the images submitted to us by Sphynx.


Of course they were, dear.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#14 - 2013-06-28 14:42:55 UTC
You know, I'm no fan of ALXVP, and I've never had any reason to think they really paid much proper, close attention to who they recruited, but even I can tell that two snapshots of a hangar manifest aren't sufficient evidence to prove anything was taken. This could've all just been bought off the market to make it look like it had been stolen from a corporation that lives in a wormhole.

You're going to need to do better than that.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque

Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#15 - 2013-06-28 14:47:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Evi Polevhia
Morwen Lagann wrote:
You know, I'm no fan of ALXVP, and I've never had any reason to think they really paid much proper, close attention to who they recruited, but even I can tell that two snapshots of a hangar manifest aren't sufficient evidence to prove anything was taken. This could've all just been bought off the market to make it look like it had been stolen from a corporation that lives in a wormhole.

You're going to need to do better than that.


In further examination it seems like the theft is actually true. Initial claims of it being a falsehood came out from the fact that most of their valuable materials were not touched. They assumed if it was an actual theft that more valuable things would have been taken.

And it seems that some of the modules that were stolen were actually things brought in by the theif anyways. And the ships taken won't impact their operations.

So....good job I suppose?
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-06-28 14:51:09 UTC
After careful deliberation I have determined that is my Armor Honeycoming skillbook that I never got around to picking up.

How unfortunate.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21

Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#17 - 2013-06-28 14:51:51 UTC
The point still stands.

Not to mention, of all the things supposedly taken, there's only three, maybe four items in the lot that were actually worth nicking.

This is the work of a complete amateur, if true. Not really "breaking" news, let alone worth being on the IGS. We've got more important drivel to rabble about on here than a poorly-executed, low-profit corp theft against a corporation that's already got a record for not making the best decisions.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque

Quinzel Nikulainen
Kokako Acquisitions
#18 - 2013-06-28 14:57:43 UTC
Having seen these hangar manifests, never mind.

Wouldn't be worth the headache of dealing with the moron thieves to return the items to their rightful owners.

Moitte, Guri.

Ex-Kaalakiota citizen. Ex-Hyasyoda citizen. CEO of KŌKAK, a Nugoeihuvi affiliate corporation.

Jekaterine
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#19 - 2013-06-28 15:03:33 UTC
I can see if the creator of this newsflash is impressed by the enormous sums involved. A whole guesstimated value of 2 (TWO!) billion ISK.

Provided this is shared equally it'll be the staggering amount of 660 million per involved party.

It could of course be that a freshfaced mouthpiece released moments ago is easily impressed and this is chickenfeed.
This "heist" has been done in order to create drama. Nothing about it is spectacular, not even the drama.

Sepherim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-06-28 15:09:26 UTC
Morwen Lagann wrote:
This is the work of a complete amateur, if true. Not really "breaking" news, let alone worth being on the IGS. We've got more important drivel to rabble about on here than a poorly-executed, low-profit corp theft against a corporation that's already got a record for not making the best decisions.


Really? Like discussing slavery for the 100th time, or the relations between Minmatarr and Gallente over again, or the latest egotistic post of some pilot? I believe that the entry level for "being worth a post on the IGS" is quite a low barrier, captain Lagann. Not to say this one is particularly interesting, but neither are most.

As for corporate theft... you can name it as you like, stealing is stealing, it's illegal, and I'm against it.

Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander

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