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Free mercs for hire
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Kitty Baugh
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-06-28 12:32:11 UTC
Would anybody be interested in this? (Hiring or joining in)
I was thinking it would be pretty sweet to start a mercenary corporation dedicated to providing free ***** and giggles style support in all areas of spess.

Oh and we'd spam spess in local a lot.

Good idea?
No.

Think it would be amusing/helpful in the slightest?
Relego
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-06-28 12:40:01 UTC
Kitty Baugh wrote:
Would anybody be interested in this? (Hiring or joining in)
I was thinking it would be pretty sweet to start a mercenary corporation dedicated to providing free ***** and giggles style support in all areas of spess.

Oh and we'd spam spess in local a lot.

Good idea?
No.

Think it would be amusing/helpful in the slightest?


Usually "free" precludes "mercenary".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc
Jill Antaris
Jill's Open Incursion Corp
#3 - 2013-06-28 12:45:48 UTC
If you are good at something, never do it for free.
Kitty Baugh
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-06-28 12:49:19 UTC
Jill Antaris wrote:
If you are good at something, never do it for free.

Exactly why it's free
Relego
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-06-28 12:54:37 UTC
Kitty Baugh wrote:
Jill Antaris wrote:
If you are good at something, never do it for free.

Exactly why it's free


So, basically, the premise is this: "If you can't afford a mercenary, ask nicely, and we'll play cannon fodder in the hopes that your enemy has a coronary laughing at their KB."?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2013-06-28 12:56:21 UTC
Or they are offering free services in order to build a reputation.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Kitty Baugh
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-06-28 12:57:55 UTC
Eh, i'm offering my services in the hope that I can assist somebody, build a reputation for future work and touch up on my skills at the same time,
I've just came back from a year break and I wasn't exactly alliance tournament material back then
Relego
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-06-28 13:00:54 UTC
Kitty Baugh wrote:
Eh, i'm offering my services in the hope that I can assist somebody, build a reputation for future work and touch up on my skills at the same time,
I've just came back from a year break and I wasn't exactly alliance tournament material back then


Well, that makes a lot more sense than the other way. I have absolutely no beef with them, but I'd love to not pay to hire you to go after Somali U.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc
Kitty Baugh
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-06-28 13:03:49 UTC
...I was intending to call my corp something along the lines of "HERP SOMALI PIRATE RAFTBOATER MERCENARIES KTA BUY SONICBLADE NOW"


How relevant you would mention Somalia
Kitty Baugh
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-06-28 13:37:51 UTC
..that went offtopic anyway

Would you people hire something like that?
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2013-06-28 13:45:24 UTC
Primarily since Both Somali Coast Guard Authority and BootCamp belong to me.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Kitty Baugh
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-06-28 13:46:23 UTC
Never heard of them, are the services you offer relevant to those I intend to?
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-06-28 13:50:43 UTC
Kitty Baugh wrote:
Never heard of them, are the services you offer relevant to those I intend to?


Nope...

You would most likely be hired to go after them rather than compete with them.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Kitty Baugh
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-06-28 13:54:45 UTC
eh, I don't intend to follow any kind of moral compass in business.
Which, since im in the business of giving services for free, I'll work for anyone doing anything (Aside fellatio, I dont roll that way dawg)

I'd say chances are 50/50 i'd be working for or against them, if I was involved at all.
There will be no competition because the lovely thing about this is that I can work for everyone, shooting at anyone.
FuzzyButt
The Lazy Crabs
#15 - 2013-06-30 10:21:03 UTC
Kitty Baugh wrote:
eh, I don't intend to follow any kind of moral compass in business.
Which, since im in the business of giving services for free, I'll work for anyone doing anything (Aside fellatio, I dont roll that way dawg)

I'd say chances are 50/50 i'd be working for or against them, if I was involved at all.
There will be no competition because the lovely thing about this is that I can work for everyone, shooting at anyone.



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We have fun and mine Ice in Reitsato.

when there no more Ice we do anom mining in Rakapas =D

Very fun stuff Friend.