Crime & Punishment

Sir Cold,

Please observe the evidence at hand. Due to the fact WE actually like your corp and many of its members, you will be given 48 hours to deal with your employee and his transgression aganist this office of public elect.

I expect a letter of appology within that time frame. This will clear his recent offense. The hearing may proceed thereafter.

From the Office of the Commissioner Elect
Empire Douchebag Eviction Board

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Re: Re: Re: Reclassification Emminent
From: one_of_my_guys
Sent: 2013.06.26 22:59
To: NOT_my_guy

So you think we're just a carebear corp, you should just research a tiny bit.

If you're going to dec the corp i'm in all you're going to give us is a free dec, and teach the newbros a lesson. You don't seem to get that whatever you intend on doing, will have no impact what so ever.

Do what you're gonna do.

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Re: Re: Reclassification Emminent
From: NOT_my_guy
Sent: 2013.06.26 22:56
To: one_of_my_guys

Sir,

We are enjoying yoru corporations new growth. It seems you may have an interest to continue to grow. With that said, your recent actions and words prevent us from allowing this to happen if you continue to act like an Empire Douchebag aka a Doosher.

Please reconsider your actions, for they will be irreversible.

From the Office of the Commissioner Elect
Empire Douchebag Eviction Board

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Re: Reclassification Emminent
From: one_of_my_guys
Sent: 2013.06.26 22:46
To: NOT_my_guy

Listen up bud, there's nothing you can do to harm me.

I donr give a rats asss wht u do, so do what you do want! Your a empire douchebag! You shold find somting irl to do!!! instead of li\eving in eve.!!!

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Reclassification Emminent
From: NOT_my_guy
Sent: 2013.06.26 22:43
To: one_of_my_guys

Dear Mr one_of_my_guys

You have not proven to be a candidate for reclassification from our first meeting, but you are a little rude for closing the chat window and rejecting my invite to complete the reclassification procedures.

As stated, you are allowed 1 witness to vouch that you are in fact not an Empire Douchebag. This will be done in private conversation and I alone will be the judge to determine whether classification into the douchebag category is deemed prudent and in the best interest of the Eve Hi Sec community.

Your Rights:
You have the right to remain silent, yet silence may prove to be evidence of your guilt. You have the right to know who are your accusers. You have the right to at least 1 witness, as stated previously. The witness may not be a previously classified Douchebag. If you need a translator, WE will provide one at your cost.

Sir, you ask what it is WE can do to you. Be sure of 1 thing... you wont know until it happens. Then, hi sec citizen you may find all that you knew gone. Please consider this before responding in the future.

You have 24 hours to prove you are not in fact an Empire Douchebag, this requires at least 1 witness to begin the process.

Commissioner Elect
Empire Douchebag Eviction Board

I just wish they wouldn't hide in stations when I come for them.

your guy was in structure, my point had burned out and he still wouldn't warp off, doesn't strike me as smart but w/e

I..I want to have your man babies Kane.

Tyvm Endeva for your kind words.

Yesterday i was contacted by my old overlords: SNIGGERDLY.
They donated 2b to our cause (i don´t know if its in the name of SNIGG or PL).

MOST APPRECIATED