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LF Suicide Gankers for hire in Metropolis
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Evelyn Hira
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-06-27 04:13:55 UTC
Got a couple war targets that have dropped corp and continue to mine unashamed of themselves. Clearly, this behavior is unacceptable. At a minimum, looking to pay for catalyst/thrashers to gank them. Further compensation can be negotiated.

Can provide warp-ins and salvage and loot during gank sessions.

Hit me up in-game.
Muhiheh
TSOE Po1ice
TSOE Consortium
#2 - 2013-06-27 09:18:56 UTC
Evelyn Hira wrote:
Got a couple war targets that have dropped corp and continue to mine unashamed of themselves.


You're such a crybaby. How about you grow a pair and stop your pathetic whining about miners doing THEIR JOB?
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-06-27 13:09:49 UTC
Don't be like that. OP is just doing her job and trying to make sure she provides a high level of service. There's nothing wrong with subcontracting.

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Emergent Game Play
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-06-27 15:51:23 UTC
Muhiheh wrote:
Evelyn Hira wrote:
Got a couple war targets that have dropped corp and continue to mine unashamed of themselves.


You're such a crybaby. How about you grow a pair and stop your pathetic whining about miners doing THEIR JOB?


Caps means you're crying, crybaby.
Grandma Squirel
#5 - 2013-06-27 16:31:34 UTC
Gonna need to pay a lot more then just covering some replacement destroyers for anyone to find this worthwhile.
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#6 - 2013-06-27 16:44:02 UTC
Muhiheh wrote:
Evelyn Hira wrote:
Got a couple war targets that have dropped corp and continue to mine unashamed of themselves.


You're such a crybaby. How about you grow a pair and stop your pathetic whining about miners doing THEIR JOB?


If it's this guy I'll do him for free. All you need to do is have the ships/mods ready in station close to where he is.
Evelyn Hira
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-06-27 18:56:17 UTC
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:
Muhiheh wrote:
Evelyn Hira wrote:
Got a couple war targets that have dropped corp and continue to mine unashamed of themselves.


You're such a crybaby. How about you grow a pair and stop your pathetic whining about miners doing THEIR JOB?


If it's this guy I'll do him for free. All you need to do is have the ships/mods ready in station close to where he is.


Kill him, send me your resulting lossmail, I'll reimburse you and compensate you for your time.

Barron Hammerstrike
Medusa Nova Mining And Trade
#8 - 2013-06-27 21:19:28 UTC
Muhiheh wrote:
Evelyn Hira wrote:
Got a couple war targets that have dropped corp and continue to mine unashamed of themselves.


You're such a crybaby. How about you grow a pair and stop your pathetic whining about miners doing THEIR JOB?


A little high sec ganking never hurt anybody.
Litair
Nleesh
#9 - 2013-06-27 23:51:47 UTC
I'm not sure I understand why it's so terribly fun to harass miners who's already bored out of their ass, hence why they tend to be afk as well. Clearly ganking them so they'll have to mine even longer is going to teach them to go pewpew like you, with the isk they now don't have.
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#10 - 2013-06-27 23:53:33 UTC
Evelyn Hira wrote:
Got a couple war targets that have dropped corp and continue to mine unashamed of themselves. Clearly, this behavior is unacceptable. At a minimum, looking to pay for catalyst/thrashers to gank them. Further compensation can be negotiated.

Can provide warp-ins and salvage and loot during gank sessions.

Hit me up in-game.


Come right in don't worry bout' him we'll have ourselves a ball....

I'll do your Dirty Deed and do it cheap.
Muhiheh
TSOE Po1ice
TSOE Consortium
#11 - 2013-06-28 11:13:07 UTC
Litair wrote:
I'm not sure I understand why it's so terribly fun to harass miners who's already bored out of their ass, hence why they tend to be afk as well. Clearly ganking them so they'll have to mine even longer is going to teach them to go pewpew like you, with the isk they now don't have.


It provides easy kill-mails with whom you can brag in your community how you "single handledly cleaned house of 6 Covertors all at you with their drones, but you out-gunned and manouvered them and got 6 kills". Virtual penis is strong with people who do that.

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If it's this guy I'll do him for free. All you need to do is have the ships/mods ready in station close to where he is.


Jita 4-4. If you see me undocking, you're free to take a shot at. Given how I'm a Jita alt for someone in nullsec ;) Yes, that place where crybaby miner killers like you don't dare set foot in :)
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#12 - 2013-06-28 13:02:27 UTC
Muhiheh wrote:
Litair wrote:
I'm not sure I understand why it's so terribly fun to harass miners who's already bored out of their ass, hence why they tend to be afk as well. Clearly ganking them so they'll have to mine even longer is going to teach them to go pewpew like you, with the isk they now don't have.


It provides easy kill-mails with whom you can brag in your community how you "single handledly cleaned house of 6 Covertors all at you with their drones, but you out-gunned and manouvered them and got 6 kills". Virtual ***** is strong with people who do that.

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If it's this guy I'll do him for free. All you need to do is have the ships/mods ready in station close to where he is.


Jita 4-4. If you see me undocking, you're free to take a shot at. Given how I'm a Jita alt for someone in nullsec ;) Yes, that place where crybaby miner killers like you don't dare set foot in :)


Wait...don't set foot in Jita 4-4 station or a rented null system? Is that your alt for posting afk cloaker whine threads?

Eh, who cares. Remember people don't mess with this guy he lives in NULL SEC!!!!
Wingmate
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-06-28 14:52:36 UTC
dude null sec is bad ass clearly this dude understands that, only elite pvp happens there

i make spreadsheets for pretty cheap. contact me for more info.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=197433
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#14 - 2013-06-28 18:04:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Litair wrote:
I'm not sure I understand why it's so terribly fun to harass miners who's already bored out of their ass, hence why they tend to be afk as well. Clearly ganking them so they'll have to mine even longer is going to teach them to go pewpew like you, with the isk they now don't have.

Therein lies the problem, mining is so boring that they're afk. The beauty of suicide ganking is that it makes mining far less boring and makes it more difficult to afk, the lessons miners can take from being ganked are to fit for tank and to be aware of their surroundings. Some of them learn, some of them don't, the ones that do learn tend not to be appear on the gankers killboards.

It also allows you to wage a war of sorts on people hiding in NPC corps, who are otherwise immune to the machinations of Machiavellian space bastards everywhere.

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#15 - 2013-06-29 09:17:08 UTC
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It also allows you to wage a war of sorts on people hiding in NPC corps, who are otherwise immune to the machinations of Machiavellian space bastards everywhere


This. The prevalance of suicide ganking is a natural player response to wardecs being so easily dodged, and NPC corps being a way for the obscenely risk averse to stick their heads in the sand and pretend like they are playing a single player game.

It's a consequence of those two mechanics having yet to be fixed, so that they aren't used to attempt to be immune to your fellow players.

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Litair
Nleesh
#16 - 2013-06-29 12:38:36 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Quote:
It also allows you to wage a war of sorts on people hiding in NPC corps, who are otherwise immune to the machinations of Machiavellian space bastards everywhere


This. The prevalance of suicide ganking is a natural player response to wardecs being so easily dodged, and NPC corps being a way for the obscenely risk averse to stick their heads in the sand and pretend like they are playing a single player game.

It's a consequence of those two mechanics having yet to be fixed, so that they aren't used to attempt to be immune to your fellow players.


Well.. Maybe it was intentionally designed this way to let people play the game in different ways, no? :o

Pretty sure it doesn't say on the box that everyone has to line up to be wardecced and ganked for your personal amusement.
Bob Blunts
#17 - 2013-06-29 17:02:59 UTC
Litair wrote:
Pretty sure it doesn't say on the box that everyone has to line up to be wardecced and ganked for your personal amusement.



I 100% agree with this statement. Which is why I find it so odd that the overwhelming majority of hi-sec miners and carebears do this very thing so often. Maybe if they woke up to the fact that Eve is not a single player game and paid attention to what is happening around them...Idea
Zinn Irate
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-06-30 02:06:58 UTC
Litair wrote:

Therein lies the problem, mining is so boring that they're afk. The beauty of suicide ganking is that it makes mining far less boring and makes it more difficult to afk, the lessons miners can take from being ganked are to fit for tank and to be aware of their surroundings. .


This is true. We used to high sec mine all the time. We worked in high sec pockets, tanked our barges, and watched local and D-scan like a hawk. Mining was a bit of a challenge, but we never lost a ship. Not once.

Mine like a pro and you won't have any problems.
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#19 - 2013-06-30 02:18:43 UTC
Litair wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Quote:
It also allows you to wage a war of sorts on people hiding in NPC corps, who are otherwise immune to the machinations of Machiavellian space bastards everywhere


This. The prevalance of suicide ganking is a natural player response to wardecs being so easily dodged, and NPC corps being a way for the obscenely risk averse to stick their heads in the sand and pretend like they are playing a single player game.

It's a consequence of those two mechanics having yet to be fixed, so that they aren't used to attempt to be immune to your fellow players.


Well.. Maybe it was intentionally designed this way to let people play the game in different ways, no? :o

Pretty sure it doesn't say on the box that everyone has to line up to be wardecced and ganked for your personal amusement.


Yep, and those different ways include you being a punching bag. Welcome to the low end of the Darwin scale.
Litair
Nleesh
#20 - 2013-06-30 02:36:31 UTC
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:
Litair wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Quote:
It also allows you to wage a war of sorts on people hiding in NPC corps, who are otherwise immune to the machinations of Machiavellian space bastards everywhere


This. The prevalance of suicide ganking is a natural player response to wardecs being so easily dodged, and NPC corps being a way for the obscenely risk averse to stick their heads in the sand and pretend like they are playing a single player game.

It's a consequence of those two mechanics having yet to be fixed, so that they aren't used to attempt to be immune to your fellow players.


Well.. Maybe it was intentionally designed this way to let people play the game in different ways, no? :o

Pretty sure it doesn't say on the box that everyone has to line up to be wardecced and ganked for your personal amusement.


Yep, and those different ways include you being a punching bag. Welcome to the low end of the Darwin scale.


It's funny you should bring up the darwin scale when talking about suicide ganking :p

But as another remark, I will tell you how to really hurt a miner. Jump in a hulk, go to his belt and mine the **** out of the 'roids he's already mining. It'll severely cripple his profits and he can't do anything about it as you're playing the game by his rules. Slapping on a tank won't do him any good.

Now obviously you wouldn't do that, even though it would be the most effective way to reach your goals of extorting people (although of course it's just an excuse to be a ****, I know :p), because you don't like to play that way.. Likewise he doesn't want to play your way.

Notice I'm not saying miners shouldn't fit tanks, it's all in relation to the dude saying the game should be fixed so he could freely gank miners without getting popped by concord, as that's apparently what the game is meant to be about.
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