EVE General Discussion

Personally I very much admire the work of John George Haig and would follow his example


Though any other suggestions will be welcomed

"Haigh, a k a "The Acid Bath Murderer," while in prison on fraud
charges came up with the idea for a series of "perfect murders." He
experimented while in prison with jam jars, field mice and very small
quantities of acid in order to work out how long it would take a body
to disappear in acid. On his release, he then started practicing on
human beings.

Haigh dissolved 5 people between 1944 and 1948 -- then stole their
property by forging letters and documents and posing as a relative.
All of the people he killed were his friends, including Mrs.
Durand-Deacon, the 6th and last of his victims. He got her to come to
his "workshop" in Crawley, where he shot her in the head.

He placed her body in a 45-gallon oil drum, went out for a cup of tea
and a poached egg on toast, then returned and filled the drum with
sulfruic acid, left it to stand for 2 days until the body had
disintegrated and swilled out the residue across the yard outside.

When the police searched Haigh's workshop, they found a rubber apron,
gas mask and empty carboys of acid. Plus letters and correspondence
and the recently fired revolver.

Haigh finally confesssed. "I've destoryed her with acid. You'll find
the sludge that remains at Leopold Road. Every trace has gone," he
bragged. "How can you charge me with murder when there is no BODY?"

A leading forensic pathologist foraged around in the soil where the
drums of acid had been dumped. He immediately picked up a small
stone. What Haigh didn't realize, the skilled pathologist did:
GALLSTONES don't dissolve quickly in acid.

In the end, 475 pounds of earth were analyzed, which came to 28 pounds
of animal fat, part of a foot, two more gall stones, Mrs.
Durand-Deacon's red handbag and Mrs. Durand-Deacon's dentures.
(Try saying THAT 5 times fast.)

Haigh's trial lasted only 2 days, during which he shocked the
courtroom by calming working on a crossword puzzle. The jury
deliberated for 17 minutes.

In 1949 Haigh was put to death by hanging. A perfectionist to the
end, he asked for a rehearsal of his execution. (The authorities
declined.)"

From "The Acid Bath Murders," by David Briffet

No, Ramona McCandless is MY hero, go get your own! Prepare for Combat!

*begins lesbian-avatar catfight to the death*

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Of course that wouldn't work in EVE as soon as you shot them in the head, they'd be in another clones elsewhere in EVE (which would probably be in low-sec anyway. So you just would not achieve anything other than maybe getting some kind of satisfaction from your activities.

This is true

But you forget two things




I never bathe them head first and there would be no purpose to killing them before dissolving them


and





Not everyone living in low sec is a capsuleer



And my "activities" give me IMMENSE satifsfaction

`The Solution` penned by German playwright Bertolt Brecht, on the measures taken against the uprising of 1953 in East Germany by the government:

"After the uprising of the 17th of June
The Secretary of the Writers Union
Had leaflets distributed in the Stalinallee
Stating that the people
Had forfeited the confidence of the government
And could win it back only
By redoubled efforts.

Would it not be easier
In that case for the government
To dissolve the people
And elect another?"

Came in thinking it was a typo or someone who didn't speak english...
Left entertained...

I support this thread and future efforts to dissolve low sec residents.

Please refrain from dissolving the population. Thank you.

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