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Integrity. [Factional Warfare / EU Timezone / New Players Welcome]
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Sp4m
Integrity.
#1 - 2013-06-25 09:04:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Sp4m
Integrity is now recruiting

Currently based out of High Security space operating in Low-Sec
Gallente Milita
EU Time Zone
We are looking for pilots with willingness to learn and work together
No Skill-point minimum


What Integrity can offer you:

Experienced Fleet Commanders
Small Gang PVP
Doctrine Based Fleets
No minimum skill-point requirement


What we need from potential recruits:

Teamspeak
A short Interview for potential members is required - to work out if we will be a good fit for you.
Willingness to learn and a drive to succeed


What is expected from members Integrity
Members of Integrity are expected to act with Integrity at all times
Adaptability


Who we are
Integrity is a long standing corporation that was founded in 2008 by a small group of friends who were tired of politics, drama and ego driven leaders. We aimed to create a corporation whereby teamwork and tactics, combined with experienced and level headed leadership, provided members with a good environment to drive success and lasting friendship.
Sp4m
Integrity.
#2 - 2013-06-26 17:34:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Sp4m
Told a chemist a joke.


No Reaction.
Sp4m
Integrity.
#3 - 2013-06-27 08:09:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Sp4m
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.
The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.
At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Sp4m
Integrity.
#4 - 2013-06-28 08:43:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Sp4m
There was a lady in her 90s who became a sort of local celebrity because she had recently gotten married. The local news station decided to interview her. The interviewer asked questions like how it was to be newlywed in her 90s.
"This isn't my first husband, so it's not much different than the others" She replied with a smile.
"Oh? How many husbands have you had?" The interviewer inquired. "This one will be my fourth." She replied. "I was married in my 20s to a banker, then my 40s to a circus performer. After that I married a preacher"
"What does your current husband do?" "Oh he's a funeral director." The interviewer laughed and then asked how she came to marry these men from such different backgrounds and personalities. "It always made sense to me." She replied "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
Sp4m
Integrity.
#5 - 2013-06-29 10:51:29 UTC
Still Recruiting!
Sp4m
Integrity.
#6 - 2013-07-01 13:25:12 UTC
Still Recruiting!
Sp4m
Integrity.
#7 - 2013-07-04 07:45:56 UTC
Morning all,

Still recruiting :)
Sp4m
Integrity.
#8 - 2013-07-22 14:45:48 UTC
Still recruiting! Contact me ingame for further info :)
Sp4m
Integrity.
#9 - 2013-07-24 09:41:02 UTC
Still recruiting!
Sp4m
Integrity.
#10 - 2013-07-25 10:22:17 UTC
Still Recruiting :)
Sp4m
Integrity.
#11 - 2013-07-29 10:19:36 UTC
Morning All,

Still Recruiting (One new member this weekend)
Sp4m
Integrity.
#12 - 2013-08-01 12:53:09 UTC
Still Recruiting !
Sp4m
Integrity.
#13 - 2013-08-02 08:44:50 UTC
Looking for new players!
Drax Concrilla
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2013-08-02 17:17:00 UTC
Bump for a cool idea
Sp4m
Integrity.
#15 - 2013-08-04 16:24:25 UTC
Still Recruiting =)
Sp4m
Integrity.
#16 - 2013-08-05 09:21:48 UTC
Still Recruiting!
Sp4m
Integrity.
#17 - 2013-08-06 11:06:59 UTC
Still Recruiting
Sp4m
Integrity.
#18 - 2013-08-08 13:30:50 UTC
Passively Recruiting Lol
Sp4m
Integrity.
#19 - 2013-09-17 13:04:24 UTC
New 0.0 Space - Still recruiting New players and Vets!
Sp4m
Integrity.
#20 - 2013-09-20 08:43:39 UTC
Still looking for Pilots!
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