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So long and thanks for all the bullshit. This will be my last post.

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Tumahub
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#141 - 2013-06-24 02:40:53 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Freezehunter wrote:

I DON'T GIVE A ****, I AM NORWEGIAN AND WE ARE THE MASTER RACE AND I WILL NOT MAKE AN EFFORT TO CAPITALIZE THAT **** BROKE COUNTRY'S NAME.

For more information on what Freezehunter means by the Norwegian "master race" click here.


The more you know.
Velarra
#142 - 2013-06-24 02:41:44 UTC
Freezehunter = Villq alt?

Either way, fun thread :)
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#143 - 2013-06-24 02:42:30 UTC
Anyone who is happy to see a subscriber leave doesn't really care much about the game they play.

But OP you lost me on the religious slur. Not sad to see you go because of that.

CCP, why you haven't locked this thread I have no idea.
Knights Armament
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#144 - 2013-06-24 02:42:32 UTC
Freezehunter wrote:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=19901119#ixzz2X5W5JNyg

I quit the game over this death, permanently, been playing since 2007.

I was doing a 2 billion collateral, 3.5 million ISK reward, 5 EMPIRE jump courier contract because I was bored out of my mind and decided to have a nice evening playing Eve and doing couriers to help people and make a little money too, because it's been my main chillout game since 2007.

I got scanned as I started aligning and when I landed on the gate AT ZERO, I got instapopped by a Tornado BEFORE I GOT TO JUMP, that is less than 2 ******* seconds.

I lost over 2 billion ISK instantly in a 1.0 system, while transporting cargo in a TANKED cargo ship with a supposed 21000 HP buffer/semiactive tank and level 5 tanking skills in all tanking types.

To me this is an absolute load of bullshit and because of this I have decided to give all my remaining assets (about 800 mil worth and ISK (2.76 billion) to Chribba and gave Freezehunter to a RL friend, as it is my only character.

I planned to give Freeze to Chribba at first because deleting a 87 million SP char is kind of a waste but he said no.

When you lose 2 billion to an instalocking instakilling ship that costs about 80 million fitted, in a 1.0 system, you know it is about ******* time to finally quit the game you've been wasting money on since 2007.

So long and thanks for all the bullshit, meanwhile, I have pledged over 400 dollars to Star Citizen and I am glad to finally kick the habit of paying for a second job.

Let the circlejerk commence.

This account expired a few days ago and my friend has not played yet, I am using Hours for PLEX to write this.

Feel free to ban me. And also **** You. If you don't believe me, just ask Chribba.

Edit: I almost forgot to mention, a big **** YOU to all the morons that didn't believe me when I said Dust would be an epic failure and a waste of money a year ago, it has less than 5000 players and the next console gen is about to come out. Congratulations on failing in an epic way CCP.

Edit2: Another big **** you to any moron that says that I didn't take proper precautions and that I expected 100% safety, learn to ******* read, I HAD AN ACTIVATED 21000 HP TANK AND STILL GOT INSTAKILLEDD EVEN THOUGH I WAS FLYING MANUALLY AND WARPED TO ZERO.

Edit3: the "lel" and ridicule posts in this thread are a perfect example of why this community has always sucked massive **** and why I will be having actual fun playing Star Citizen in 2 years, while your numbers here dwindle more and more and CCP makes another **** up and goes bankrupt ,enjoy this bullshit while it lasts, personally I still think that having less than 400k total accounts after 10 years is an epic failure.

You are the most **** community I have ever seen in online gaming, and I have been playing online games since 1994, it is as if Eve has all the sociopaths and junk that the other MMOS have banned and filtered out, enjoy your circle jerk and gate camping and blob **** fests while they still last...

Edit4: LOL, apparently I fail miserably at Eve because I only had 5 billion ISK because that is what games are all about, right, jewing it up... **** off.

Also, yes, I was hauling in a normal, TANKED hauler because I only had to do FIVE ******* JUMPS THROUGH HIGH SEC. Don't try to tell me I am a bad player or other bullshit just because i didn't spend 300 million on a blockade runner to move **** through HIGH SEC, I had a reasonable expectation of SAFETY when I tanked the ******* thing up to 21000 EHP for a normal HIGH SEC run.

I've done way more dangerous runs through low sec, null and wormholes in blockade runners perfectly fine, and survived no problem. Do don't ******* try to blame this bullshit on me, it's a game mechanic problem when a ship that is worth ******* nothing can kill 2+ billion worth of **** in under 2 seconds. **** off with trying to justify this bullshit. Haulers are crap and T3 BCs are broken as **** and do way more than they should for their price, but CCP has started on the path to making this game totally noob friendly 2 years ago, so that any tard that started the game 2 months ago can instakill someone that has 87 million SP and has paid for and played the game since 200 ******* 7. You keep defending this bullshit, meanwhile someone else is going to get a lot of money from me for making a way more fun and superior game because I've had it up to HERE with this unbalanced crap.

I am not one to ***** and moan about ship losses as i've lost PLENTY of **** since 2007, it's just that losing so much money in such a ******** way to such a young alt in such a cheap but OP as **** ship/ship type pisses me the **** off.

And I don't give a **** what anyone says, 21000 HP should not just ******* melt to ONE volley from ONE instalocking, gatecamping ship.

Last edit, I'm off to have some actual fun in ARMA 3.

OK, for real now, last edit: Star Citizen can not fail within the next 2 years because that is when it will launch and considering it is crowd funded and already has almost 11 million dollars and it is not even out yet, I am pretty sure you are wrong. I spent over 400 dollars on it for a reason and I usually never make bad calls when it comes to money. Except for in games with **** balancing and game mechanics of course, and we all know which game I am talking about.


so you lost 80 dollars worth of plex

dude I spent 1 billion isk on an alliance name as a joke, I have 6 million isk left.

stop being such a poor baby
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#145 - 2013-06-24 02:42:57 UTC

I don't think I saw Chribba confirm anything in this post. Can someone ask him?

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#146 - 2013-06-24 02:43:16 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Your ex wife gets around, I think I was married to her at one point


I STILL AM!

I still have a soft spot for her, at the bottom of the garden.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack

Zane Tekitsu
The Munitions Miracle Network
#147 - 2013-06-24 02:44:05 UTC
Think we will see a widget out of this?
Alara IonStorm
#148 - 2013-06-24 02:46:14 UTC
Tumahub wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Freezehunter wrote:

I DON'T GIVE A ****, I AM NORWEGIAN AND WE ARE THE MASTER RACE AND I WILL NOT MAKE AN EFFORT TO CAPITALIZE THAT **** BROKE COUNTRY'S NAME.

For more information on what Freezehunter means by the Norwegian "master race" click here.

The more you know.

The less faith you have in humanity.
TheButcherPete
Blackbase Incorporated
#149 - 2013-06-24 02:48:20 UTC
I hope he realizes that because he turned Hours4Plex and didn't activate... he just screwed his friend out of getting back into the game easy.


This guy is a racist asshat, he will not be missed.

[b]THE KING OF EVE RADIO

If EVE is real, does that mean all of us are RMTrs?[/b]

Grath Telkin
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#150 - 2013-06-24 02:49:57 UTC
wow

Malcanis - Without drone assign, the slowcat doctrine will wither and die.

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#151 - 2013-06-24 02:51:00 UTC
TheButcherPete wrote:
I hope he realizes that because he turned Hours4Plex and didn't activate... he just screwed his friend out of getting back into the game easy.


This guy is a racist asshat, he will not be missed.


The question is why didn't he give his friend any assets? Instead he gives his friend a character that everyone's gonna associate with this post.

Anyone want to setup a gank? lol

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Hyper Snyper
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
#152 - 2013-06-24 02:53:47 UTC
This thread is going places. Top 10 of the month at least
Alternate Poster
Zerious Fricken Biziness
#153 - 2013-06-24 02:54:35 UTC
I feel sorry for the ganker.
He lost his ship to Concord, plus a status hit, but nothing dropped in the wreck.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#154 - 2013-06-24 02:56:08 UTC
Alternate Poster wrote:
I feel sorry for the ganker.
He lost his ship to Concord, plus a status hit, but nothing dropped in the wreck.


It's okay, I gave the ganker 100m and a nice email thanking him for creating content for all of us- with a link to thread of course!

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#155 - 2013-06-24 02:59:59 UTC
Ruze wrote:
Star Citizen will fail within two years.

Not empty quoting. That thing is going to be the single most overhyped crapshoot in the history of MMOs.
Adunh Slavy
#156 - 2013-06-24 03:00:55 UTC
Nexus Day wrote:

CCP, why you haven't locked this thread I have no idea.



Mods are asleep, post ponies

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#157 - 2013-06-24 03:02:43 UTC
Adunh Slavy wrote:
Nexus Day wrote:

CCP, why you haven't locked this thread I have no idea.



Mods are asleep, post ponies


Maybe they're all on their forum alts adding content?

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Adunh Slavy
#158 - 2013-06-24 03:04:01 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:

Maybe they're all on their forum alts adding content?


6 AM? Nah

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt

F3X5ON
Zero Fun Allowed
#159 - 2013-06-24 03:05:54 UTC
This is just...

freeze biomass.
ROSSLINDEN0
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
#160 - 2013-06-24 03:06:45 UTC
Edit4: LOL, apparently I fail miserably at Eve because I only had 5 billion ISK because that is what games are all about, right, jewing it up... **** off.

Are you saying you did anything but jewing since 07?