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Use condoms kids . . .

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Der Tpac
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-06-22 20:05:26 UTC
So I was on my alt just jumping to empire to buy something when the following happens.

[16:40:43] Nimbolic > o/
[16:40:46] Der Tpac > o/
[16:40:51] Nimbolic > whats going on ?
[16:41:23] Der Tpac > was just "kinda" laughing about that loss
[16:41:28] Nimbolic > yea
[16:41:29] Der Tpac > you checked pod mail?
[16:41:36] Nimbolic > i look at it and was like WHAT
[16:41:40] Der Tpac > =)
[16:41:47] Nimbolic > was not expecting to get such a shiny kill tonight
[16:42:26] Der Tpac > was doing random **** and press undocked, then my kid hurt himself so I ran to help
[16:42:38] Der Tpac > came back a few mins later and . . .
[16:42:42] Nimbolic > ah that sucks. i do hope ur kid is ok
[16:42:58] Der Tpac > yeah was nothing
[16:43:07] Der Tpac > but nice for you
[16:43:16] Der Tpac > just thought I share
[16:43:19] Nimbolic > it was
[16:43:23] Der Tpac > =)
[16:43:32] Der Tpac > Keep Killing and fly safe
[16:43:36] Nimbolic > will do
[16:43:39] Nimbolic > o/
[16:43:39] Der Tpac > o7

[url]http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18355975[/url]

followed by

[url]http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18355974[/url]

god i love this this game at times, never let your guard down.

But every cloud has a silver lining, now I know i care about Real Life over Eve still after all these years . . . now how do I get the isk back from my kid . Big smile
Haedonism Bot
People for the Ethical Treatment of Rogue Drones
#2 - 2013-06-22 22:48:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Haedonism Bot
Der Tpac wrote:

But every cloud has a silver lining, now I know i care about Real Life over Eve still after all these years . . . now how do I get the isk back from my kid . Big smile


Sell him to perverts to buy PLEX maybe?

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aetherguy881
Grouchy Rediculous Ugly Man Pigs
#3 - 2013-06-22 23:04:15 UTC
Kids hurt themselves. They will learn not to hurt themselves. I know I did.

How else did you get your isk in the first place? Do it again.
Dewa Cinta
Horrible Mining Corp
#4 - 2013-06-23 07:50:59 UTC
Train kid to run missions for you.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#5 - 2013-06-23 08:17:58 UTC

I think we learned in the thread titled "Has Goonswarm Wronged You" the importance of condoms.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#6 - 2013-06-23 15:19:53 UTC
Der Tpac wrote:
how do I get the isk back from my kid . Big smile


Make the little mistake mine rocks while doing summer reading...he gets smarter - you get isk. win/win
Roxxo I'doCocaine
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-06-23 17:21:21 UTC
Your side of the chatlog sounds like a stealth beg. Did it work?
Shizuken
Venerated Stars
#8 - 2013-06-25 19:43:08 UTC
Dewa Cinta wrote:
Train kid to run missions for you.


I knew a guy in WoW who trained his 5yr old to run battlegrounds for him to grind honor. It was a great way around being afk'ed out of the BG.