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X'ivili Anaxes
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-11-07 23:55:45 UTC  |  Edited by: X'ivili Anaxes
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Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#2 - 2011-11-08 01:09:14 UTC
I would like to take you up on this offer X'ivili Anaxes.

Given that you are only offering 100m collateral alas I do have one proviso.

Do you have a good singing voice?

If so and you can reach a few alto high notes in a sustained 30 minute operatic performance on voice comms we have a deal.

You in?

Black Man with Goggles
Brock Nelson
#3 - 2011-11-08 01:12:42 UTC
Can you sing America the Beautiful?

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Companion Qube
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2011-11-08 01:14:10 UTC
I'll beat that offer. I'll offer you the same terms but I want you to video yourself singing your business plan while wearing a cowboy hat with at least two dildos on it and upload it to youtube. Oh, you need to be topless and set the entire business plan song to the karaoke soundtrack from Bear Force One.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#5 - 2011-11-08 01:18:48 UTC
Since competition for your business seems to be hotting up X'ivili I am now reducing my terms to a 25 minute mixture of some operatic arias and run of the mill pop songs of a mixed variety. Are these terms acceptable?

Black Man with Goggles
Companion Qube
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2011-11-08 01:20:27 UTC
I'd settle for 15 minutes, but I'm going to need you to really put your best effort into "oops, I did it again." Topless, in the cowboy hat, of course.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#7 - 2011-11-08 01:27:47 UTC
In order to secure your business X'ivili my terms do not require you to de-value yourself i.e video recordings, naked dancing, dildos, cowboy hats (YEE-HAA) etc.

Since I am a man of the people and the community I will ask if you have any preference over what you would like to sing rather than the audience deciding for you?

Do not be shy - you are in control of this deal remember - the terms are your to dictate sir.



Black Man with Goggles
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#8 - 2011-11-08 01:36:32 UTC
Brock Nelson wrote:
Can you sing America the Beautiful?
For the right amount of interstellar kredits I will sing for you Brock ♥

Black Man with Goggles