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So, a piece of tritanium

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Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#1 - 2013-06-20 04:29:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Cat Troll
Did anyone ever find it useful?
Like "oh **** if only I had one more piece of tritanium... oh hey!"

Why would CCP include one with rookie ships >_>

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#2 - 2013-06-20 04:37:58 UTC
Cat Troll wrote:
Did anyone ever find it useful?
Like "oh **** if only I had one more piece of tritanium... oh hey!"


I see this discussion was good enough to warrant it's own thread, lol. The infinite conundrum of the lonely piece of trit.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#3 - 2013-06-20 04:42:55 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Cat Troll wrote:
Did anyone ever find it useful?
Like "oh **** if only I had one more piece of tritanium... oh hey!"


I see this discussion was good enough to warrant it's own thread, lol. The infinite conundrum of the lonely piece of trit.

CCP are trolls™(Trolling is trademarked by Cat Troll) is my guess.

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."

S Byerley
The Manhattan Engineer District
#4 - 2013-06-20 04:46:06 UTC
10cm by 10cm chunk of corrosive metal that tends to blow up at atmospheric temperatures sounds useful.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#5 - 2013-06-20 04:50:02 UTC
Cat Troll wrote:
Did anyone ever find it useful?
Like "oh **** if only I had one more piece of tritanium... oh hey!"

Why would CCP include one with rookie ships >_>

The Insurance Corp is pissed off at capsuleers blowing up ships - Despite the paltry payout, the underwriters lose ISK on every ship they insure. The Trit is a 'Fsk You!' to the capsuleer from the underwriters.

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Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#6 - 2013-06-20 05:03:28 UTC
S Byerley wrote:
10cm by 10cm chunk of corrosive metal that tends to blow up at atmospheric temperatures sounds useful.

When you put it that way...
Who the hell named it Tritanium?
I would call it Corrodeboom.

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."

Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-06-20 06:04:20 UTC
It's the mint on your pillow.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-06-20 06:25:04 UTC
A trit! a trit! My kingdom for a trit!
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#9 - 2013-06-20 06:52:48 UTC
A smart marketeer will turn that trit into a billion isk.

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Rob Crowley
State War Academy
#10 - 2013-06-20 06:56:52 UTC
It's a historic leftover by now. There once was an incident when Chribba hoarded all Veldspar and refused to refine any of it. To keep the economy from crashing there had to be a Tritanium influx to the economic cycle, which was implemented by equipping rookie ships with 1 unit of it.
Knights Armament
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-06-20 07:00:45 UTC
Cat Troll wrote:
Did anyone ever find it useful?
Like "oh **** if only I had one more piece of tritanium... oh hey!"

Why would CCP include one with rookie ships >_>



My theory is that their is some deep bug within the code that respawned you with 1 trit, and instead of fixing the bug they made it a feature, either that or in order for the respawning system to work, you have to generate an object such as 1 trit.
ZAKURELL0 LINDA
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2013-06-20 07:22:51 UTC
I heard someone is doing it, just to place 1 trit and/or a noob ship in EVERY SINGLE stations in EVE. maybe this is the reason behind?

RIP Iron Lady

Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
#13 - 2013-06-20 09:21:58 UTC
Rob Crowley wrote:
It's a historic leftover by now. There once was an incident when Chribba hoarded all Veldspar and refused to refine any of it. To keep the economy from crashing there had to be a Tritanium influx to the economic cycle, which was implemented by equipping rookie ships with 1 unit of it.


That......really doesn't sound real.

But.....I SO want it to be.
Paknac Queltel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-06-20 09:35:12 UTC
Himnos Altar wrote:
Rob Crowley wrote:
It's a historic leftover by now. There once was an incident when Chribba hoarded all Veldspar and refused to refine any of it. To keep the economy from crashing there had to be a Tritanium influx to the economic cycle, which was implemented by equipping rookie ships with 1 unit of it.


That......really doesn't sound real.

But.....I SO want it to be.

The Great Tritanium Crunch, most called it. It was a dark time, but records of it have been purged from history by Lord Chribba of Veldspar.
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#15 - 2013-06-20 09:42:10 UTC
Cat Troll wrote:
Did anyone ever find it useful?
Like "oh **** if only I had one more piece of tritanium... oh hey!"

Why would CCP include one with rookie ships >_>



CCP are the greatest trolls of all


Never forget that

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Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#16 - 2013-06-20 09:45:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Cat Troll
Malcanis wrote:
Cat Troll wrote:
Did anyone ever find it useful?
Like "oh **** if only I had one more piece of tritanium... oh hey!"

Why would CCP include one with rookie ships >_>



CCP are the greatest trolls of all


Never forget that

Pfft, they are going to have to pay royalties.
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Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."

Rordan D'Kherr
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2013-06-20 10:20:48 UTC
Cat Troll wrote:


Why would CCP include one with rookie ships >_>


Because they can Blink

Don't be scared, because being afk is not a crime.

Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-06-20 10:58:27 UTC
Its to remind you that no matter how many times you get ganked or lose your money you will ways be able to trash 1000's of newb ships, get a stack of trit to gamble on a game of chance, win big and then lose it all over again in some hair brained scam or gank

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CCP Falcon
#19 - 2013-06-20 11:00:26 UTC

If you lose as many ships as I do since I came to CCP and started playing differently, you'll soon have a stack big enough to build yourself some Warp Core Stabilizers Lol



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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#20 - 2013-06-20 11:15:36 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:

If you lose as many ships as I do since I came to CCP and started playing differently, you'll soon have a stack big enough to build yourself some Warp Core Stabilizers Lol






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