Crime & Punishment

are you part of mining rights union?

With the barge n exhumer buffs, jetcan mining has become irrelevant. The cargohold for most barges are more than 10k m3. Most miners will let the ore hold fill up and then unload at the station.

You can however, try bumping the miners. Hit them with at least a cruiser-sized ship at MWD speeds, and you can bump the miners out of mining range. This will stop them from mining. If you're working alone, you will typically be bumping the miners.

Consider joining the New Order of High-Sec's permit franchise by contacting any agent of the New Order. We are here to save high-sec from bot aspirancy and non-compliant mining. Other services include ganks using various tools including our signature catalysts, pod popping thrashers, and terror weapons such as the Brutix, Talos and Tornado. We also have a catalyst Ship Replacement Program, to cover your ganking costs.

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A stabber can fit an oversized microwarpdrive if you want insane bumping power. You can bounce people a long, long way to interrupt illegal mining. As long as you can keep them at over 125% of their max velocity, they can't even warp away.

Pro tip: Don't bump anyone further than 150km. It actually makes it faster for them to return if they can warp to an asteroid rather than slowboat to it.

You need to pay Mining Rights Union dues. Send me 10 Million ISK and I will take care of the paper work.

When they dont bite, blow their ship up and ask again nicely :D

Then how about turning to some honest work instead of trying to coax honest people doing honest work out of their hard earned cash?

Ah yes, you're one of THOSE people, who will try to get shortcuts through the grissy work. Well fcuk you and the llama you rode in on.

The problem with your line of work is that you don't see a difference between money-grubbing multi-person fleets strip-mining (in a true sense of the word) everything and those people who are, like you, forced to _carebear_ for 5 months before they can start enjoying _the life_ out amongst the stars without having loan sharks take posession of everything they own for the next 5 years.

Edit: Ofcourse, some people aren't afraid to do some _carebearing_ for 5 months to reach their goals and won't reach for the less reputable line of work even if their life depended on it.

You on the other hand, like all the other pathetic losers (including the New Order, who are afraid to get corped together in fear of war decs, pr0 l33t p33v33p33 b4d45535) do exactly just that.

I'm in a two person corp with an RL buddy. Hell, if you read 2-3 whole posts in here, you'd probably even be able to deduce that I suspect flag in the process of trying to garner cash. I even explained why I'm not suicide ganking.

So, basically, your self-righteous bitching sounds kind of stupid when it's proven inaccurate by the thread you posted it in.

Edit: Actually, that sounds like a fun corp to be in. "Carebears Please Wardec All of Us at the Same Time". I mean, seriously, it almost sounds like you're asking for every person in highsec who targets carebears to be in one big corporation for you to dec.

The only way carebears would get anything done would be waiting until we all got bored and started awox ransoming while we waited for targets to undock.

Muhiheh, I assure you that carebearing isn't required and we could get you into the life within ten hours of you starting the game.

Oh look, another person who didn't manage to read the whole thread.

Of miners I've been trying to sell to recently, one came back with a Corax and a Drake, another called in a Ferox (that one was funny when it popped) and yet another sicced a combined Moa, Corax, and Logi Osprey on my single Caracal, and still almost lost the fight.

(Actually, if they'd been less disorganized, it would have been at least one for one, because I would have actually switched scram to the Osprey and killed it instead of chasing it off while keeping the tackle Corax dead. But the Moa wouldn't even jump in until I was tackled and Logi was helping the Corax.)

So, who, exactly, is afraid? I'm running around, solo, in Frigs and Cruisers, flashing yellow. Not calling for a disorganized 50 ship rabble to lynch mob one guy.

I may not be amazing at PvP, but at least I'm willing to do it.

Not sure if this is sarcasm or just plain clueless.