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Signal11th
#41 - 2013-06-18 13:19:04 UTC
Ruze wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Just wondering what the funniest threat you ever recieved on EVE was? I had a guy threaten to make it his career to get me to quit playing. :)


I was personally threatened with a DDOS attack while I was still in the military.

They were going to bust up my IP.

I was living on a military base.

How could that plan have gone wrong?



Depends if it was an American Base they seem to have pretty open networks at the moment Shocked

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!
Seth Darkness
Gang Bang You're Dead
Wrecktical Supremacy.
#42 - 2013-06-18 13:43:41 UTC
Not really a threat, but I was once camping a gate in low sec. So I lock this guy and start shooting him. He warps off in near structure and yelles in local: "Eat stabs, B***H!" :D
Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#43 - 2013-06-18 14:34:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Harry Forever
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Just wondering what the funniest threat you ever recieved on EVE was? I had a guy threaten to make it his career to get me to quit playing. :)


I was blacklisted by the goons, that chickengoon told me I'm screwed like that other guy bla bla... still waiting for something to happen though, pretty dissapointing

Harry Forever vs. Goonswarm
Ylariana
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#44 - 2013-06-18 15:12:47 UTC
ACE McFACE wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
Nexus Day wrote:
The James 315 gang in Abuddban repeatedly threatened to blow my ship up. Why?

Because I kept bumping them.


This is a thread of threats, not promises. Interfering with official New Order business is a crime. If you are guilty of this, you would deserve to have your internet spaceship blown up.

As far as threats I have received? The funniest ones I cannot post here in this family-friendly forum.

Yeah yeah, can you also tell them to blow up my ship. I want to see them try to actually engage in PvP.


Youre wasting your time, the New McDonalds Order Monkeys will never engage in anything other than one sided fights they cant possibly lose, even if they all had their net connections cut off at the same time after engaging the victim.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2013-06-18 15:45:12 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
ElQuirko wrote:
"I'll show you a picture of my moobs if you don't stop".


At that point I'd have stopped the ship,sat there for a few seconds, then warped away Big smile

Sense of humor counts for a lot to me


Yes but I wasn't shooting him, I was constantly spamming the link to saxroll in his channel.

Dodixie > Hek
Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2013-06-18 16:19:30 UTC
Someone said they would come to my house, murder my family with a chainsaw, then proceed to slowly kill me with a chainsaw like in Law Abiding Citizen.
























I still wonder if he's going to come one day...

.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#47 - 2013-06-18 16:24:25 UTC
Harry Forever wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Just wondering what the funniest threat you ever recieved on EVE was? I had a guy threaten to make it his career to get me to quit playing. :)


I was blacklisted by the goons, that chickengoon told me I'm screwed like that other guy bla bla... still waiting for something to happen though, pretty dissapointing


No you werent

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#48 - 2013-06-18 16:52:22 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Just wondering what the funniest threat you ever recieved on EVE was? I had a guy threaten to make it his career to get me to quit playing. :)

I was blacklisted by the goons, that chickengoon told me I'm screwed like that other guy bla bla... still waiting for something to happen though, pretty dissapointing

No you werent


This is why I'm marrying you.

Dodixie > Hek
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#49 - 2013-06-18 16:54:39 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Just wondering what the funniest threat you ever recieved on EVE was? I had a guy threaten to make it his career to get me to quit playing. :)

I was blacklisted by the goons, that chickengoon told me I'm screwed like that other guy bla bla... still waiting for something to happen though, pretty dissapointing

No you werent


This is why I'm marrying you.


Hes on my special list for special people who need lessons


Its called a "Contact List"




Of course, I have nice people on it too




Everyone is blue to avoid confusion



"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
CompleteFailure
DAWGS Corp.
Negative Feedback
#50 - 2013-06-18 16:56:58 UTC
Had a guy tell me he was a Hell's Angel, living in a trailer in North Dakota with his pet white wolf (dafuq?). He didn't take too kindly to me blowing up his Hulk in high sec, so he threatened to come find me with his Hell's Angels buddies Roll
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2013-06-18 19:52:58 UTC
CompleteFailure wrote:
Had a guy tell me he was a Hell's Angel, living in a trailer in North Dakota with his pet white wolf (dafuq?). He didn't take too kindly to me blowing up his Hulk in high sec, so he threatened to come find me with his Hell's Angels buddies Roll


The Hell's Angels, well known for peacefully sitting around and mining all day.

Dodixie > Hek
Celestra Doxaila
MinTek Tactical Division
#52 - 2013-06-18 21:29:38 UTC
Someone threatened to wardec a wormhole corp.
Nalha Saldana
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#53 - 2013-06-18 21:44:18 UTC
"du alter dummer scheisss wixxer

fick dich ins Knie du *********"

Still not entirely sure what it all means :D
Nodon Viliana
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2013-06-18 22:27:11 UTC
Nalha Saldana wrote:
"du alter dummer scheisss wixxer

fick dich ins Knie du *********"

Still not entirely sure what it all means :D


lol - google translate had some problems with it, but it appears that this person wants to have intercourse with your knee.
Johan Toralen
IIIJIIIITIIII
#55 - 2013-06-18 22:35:20 UTC
Nalha Saldana wrote:
"du alter dummer scheisss wixxer

fick dich ins Knie du *********"

Still not entirely sure what it all means :D


Let's see if i can translate that using words that don't get censored.

"You old stupid [fecal matter]y [person that masturbates]. Have intercourse with your own knee you rectum"
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#56 - 2013-06-18 23:12:27 UTC
Celestra Doxaila wrote:
Someone threatened to wardec a wormhole corp.
Yep, that happened to us too. We nearly got wiped by sleepers when the mail came in wile we were doing a site. There was laughter on coms, great hilarity all arround.....Lol

It took us a wile to get focus on the game again after this:

Quote:
If you do not surrender we will block all your exits for as long as Eve will exist!! You will be trapped for eternity!!! SURRENDER!!!!

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Winter Archipelago
Autumn Industrial Enterprises
#57 - 2013-06-19 03:19:19 UTC
I once had someone threaten to undock their titan to kill me. We were in Oursulaert.

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ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#58 - 2013-06-19 11:15:31 UTC
Ylariana wrote:
ACE McFACE wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
Nexus Day wrote:
The James 315 gang in Abuddban repeatedly threatened to blow my ship up. Why?

Because I kept bumping them.


This is a thread of threats, not promises. Interfering with official New Order business is a crime. If you are guilty of this, you would deserve to have your internet spaceship blown up.

As far as threats I have received? The funniest ones I cannot post here in this family-friendly forum.

Yeah yeah, can you also tell them to blow up my ship. I want to see them try to actually engage in PvP.


Youre wasting your time, the New McDonalds Order Monkeys will never engage in anything other than one sided fights they cant possibly lose, even if they all had their net connections cut off at the same time after engaging the victim.


Probably wont even do that.

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Alternate Poster
Zerious Fricken Biziness
#59 - 2013-06-19 13:19:43 UTC
Someone threatened to blue me.
No, I didn't miss-hear them.
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