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How to ruin your flagship MMO?

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Moon Mare Night
Krab Kingdom
Dracarys.
#1 - 2013-06-18 12:34:27 UTC
1) Create an absolutely horrid FPS that requires code X to run; attempt to integrate a universal launcher requiring X to launch all products; tie in previously incredibly high uptime MMO to require code X due to launcher integration
2) Code X resources fail routinely causing all services to tank
3) ???
4) bankrupt
Vincent R'lyeh
Screaming Hayabusa
#2 - 2013-06-18 12:36:25 UTC
Can I haz you stuff?

I have deliberately developed an air of cynicism that I originally intended to make me appear somewhat louche and caddish but actually comes across as irritable hostility combined with the unspoken threat of sudden violence.....
Sex Slave Girl
Absolute Order XVIII
Absolute Will
#3 - 2013-06-18 12:38:30 UTC
Hey, Dust isn't so bad. It may have been released 3 years to late, and is a poor halo clone. At least it's free.
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-06-18 12:38:37 UTC
Are you threatening to quit? If so please follow through many of us are happy when npc corp members or npc alt posters quit.

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Gordon Esil
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-06-18 12:39:07 UTC
What does the launcher has to do with a "server-side" problem?
Feels really annoying now after long time of new launcher and people still throwing every single problem they face on it...

People need to work their eyes on some reading these days
Well, can I haz part of your stuffz as well?
mechtech
Ice Liberation Army
#6 - 2013-06-18 12:39:42 UTC
Eve has been dying for the past 10 years, haven't you heard? The forums say so every day.
C DeLeon
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2013-06-18 12:39:54 UTC
1) OP
2) ???
3) me
4) ???
5) locked
Moon Mare Night
Krab Kingdom
Dracarys.
#8 - 2013-06-18 12:40:37 UTC
Who's threatening to quit? I was just pointing out a textbook way to bankruptcy ;D
Dave Stark
#9 - 2013-06-18 12:46:52 UTC
don't forget to contract all of your stuff to me.
Moon Mare Night
Krab Kingdom
Dracarys.
#10 - 2013-06-18 12:54:17 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:
don't forget to contract all of your stuff to me.

Don't forget that intro to reading class at 9:45!
Ravnik
Infinate Horizon
#11 - 2013-06-18 12:55:19 UTC
How to ruin my day..

1. Create a meaningless thread

2. Trick me into reading it

3. Comment on how you didnt force me to read it....

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..........
Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#12 - 2013-06-18 12:56:56 UTC
EVE and Dust operate on two clusters of equal power.
There are plenty of times when Dust extended downtimes don't effect EVE and EVE extended downtimes don't affect Dust.
Blaming Dust won't get you anywhere.

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#13 - 2013-06-18 12:57:40 UTC
Moon Mare Night wrote:
1) Create an absolutely horrid FPS that requires code X to run; attempt to integrate a universal launcher requiring X to launch all products; tie in previously incredibly high uptime MMO to require code X due to launcher integration
2) Code X resources fail routinely causing all services to tank
3) ???
4) bankrupt


You are bad at memes.

Please don't post anymore.

Thanks!

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Vawd
Tax Evasion Ltd
#14 - 2013-06-18 12:57:55 UTC
I don't even use the launcher myself... Problem must be you, OP.
Moon Mare Night
Krab Kingdom
Dracarys.
#15 - 2013-06-18 12:59:07 UTC
Cat Troll wrote:
EVE and Dust operate on two clusters of equal power.
There are plenty of times when Dust extended downtimes don't effect EVE and EVE extended downtimes don't affect Dust.
Blaming Dust won't get you anywhere.



orly?

CCP Explorer wrote:


For the record, this issue had nothing to do with the launcher. The problem was that the new EVE Universe CREST API, used by the DUST Client and the EVE Launcher and long-term replacement for the EVE API, was partly unable to connect to the TQ proxy servers. Eventually we had to reboot TQ to get things working again. At all times the EVE Launcher was working properly but resources it depends on were not. We apologise for that incident last night.



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Rordan D'Kherr
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2013-06-18 13:04:45 UTC
Moon Mare Night wrote:
1) Create an absolutely horrid FPS that requires code X to run; attempt to integrate a universal launcher requiring X to launch all products; tie in previously incredibly high uptime MMO to require code X due to launcher integration
2) Code X resources fail routinely causing all services to tank
3) ???
4) bankrupt


That awkward moment when people laugh about your troll attempt (in the wrong forums).

Don't be scared, because being afk is not a crime.
IHaveCandyGetInTheVan69
Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
#17 - 2013-06-18 13:08:34 UTC
Planetside 2 on console = gg dust514, wp

but no Eve is still not dying.
flakeys
Doomheim
#18 - 2013-06-18 13:09:30 UTC
Sex Slave Girl wrote:
Hey, Dust isn't so bad. It may have been released 3 years to late, and is a poor halo clone. At least it's free.



It's not a halo clone













it's a planetside 1 clone .

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Moon Mare Night
Krab Kingdom
Dracarys.
#19 - 2013-06-18 13:11:22 UTC
Rordan D'Kherr wrote:
Moon Mare Night wrote:
1) Create an absolutely horrid FPS that requires code X to run; attempt to integrate a universal launcher requiring X to launch all products; tie in previously incredibly high uptime MMO to require code X due to launcher integration
2) Code X resources fail routinely causing all services to tank
3) ???
4) bankrupt


That awkward moment when people laugh about your troll attempt (in the wrong forums).


Lightbulb!

That enlightening moment when you realize OP cared less; also that moment where you realized discussing this thread on other forum was hilarious in its own right.
Dave Stark
#20 - 2013-06-18 13:35:44 UTC
Moon Mare Night wrote:
Dave Stark wrote:
don't forget to contract all of your stuff to me.

Don't forget that intro to reading class at 9:45!


you said the game was ruined, that implies you are leaving. you still haven't made that contract, by the way.
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