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Lord Ryan
True Xero
#41 - 2013-06-17 13:12:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Lord Ryan
Traded it in a couple weeks ago. Never got me out of any tickets. Once the trooper wrote my ticket for 89 instead of 92 so he didn't have to arrest me. Don't think he played Eve.

Trying to pick my vanity platers for the new car. I want Curse but the wife hates it. Says it's bad mojo or some nonsense.

Not mine, looks like a Curse to me. Might go with Rifter. Something inspired by the fatass.


*Edit Found one without the bike.

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#42 - 2013-06-17 13:20:36 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:

I would have liked the story more if the cop was a Goon and gave you a ticket because you weren't. It would be a great lesson that "tenbux" can save you money!


I expected the plot twist that OP actually has a Goon main, and when the cop let him go, he would speed away while yelling at him:

"That was my driving-alt, Sucker!"


And then the Mittani shows up in court as legal counsel. The judge happens to be in Test, but after a series of articulate and logical arguments by Mittens, the judge has no choice but to agree and let the Goon go.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#43 - 2013-06-17 13:21:57 UTC
Buy a 'rifter' or 'tengu' license plate for extra security

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Visit my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar'

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#44 - 2013-06-17 13:26:48 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Buy a 'rifter' or 'tengu' license plate for extra security


Would be pretty hilarious for court clerks who play Eve to get checks in the mail from Chribba's ticket paying services. I guess we'll have to settle with Eve Online checks.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Vincenzo Arbosa
Locust Assets
#45 - 2013-06-17 15:17:23 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Drago Shouna wrote:
WAIT A MINUTE....You can get car stickers? really?....I want one.



Yes, it may save you a ticket.



It will probably save you from child support, as well. It is an excellent birth control device.
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." 
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2013-06-17 15:57:59 UTC
Vincenzo Arbosa wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Drago Shouna wrote:
WAIT A MINUTE....You can get car stickers? really?....I want one.



Yes, it may save you a ticket.



It will probably save you from child support, as well. It is an excellent birth control device.



Rather have a woman who is a pilot anyway. :)
Darvaleth Sigma
Imperial Security Hegemony
#47 - 2013-06-17 15:58:35 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:

Fascinating



That was a pretty rubbish troll, wasn't it. 30-something likes on OP to zero... sometimes, people do actually find things interesting!


I wonder if the cop just said that to make you laugh, and that he could only have given you a warning anyway? Either way sounds hilarious. Lol

Give a man a match and you warm him for a day.

Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life!
Cameron Freerunner
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2013-06-17 16:35:29 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Cameron Freerunner wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Was pulled over today. I was speeding, the cop seen my eve online sticker on my car said that he plays and asked if I was a Goon. I told him no. He walked away and came back with a warning. He said if I was a Goon he would have given me a ticket. I LOLED

Was this in Dallas by any chance?



Hey it wasn't me :) .

It's funny that the Dallas police have multiple EVE players! There was one that was in DNS back when I ran with them.
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#49 - 2013-06-17 18:38:55 UTC
Saying hey to all my EvE playing cops out there!!! 0/
GreenSeed
#50 - 2013-06-17 21:07:32 UTC
Vincenzo Arbosa wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Drago Shouna wrote:
WAIT A MINUTE....You can get car stickers? really?....I want one.



Yes, it may save you a ticket.



It will probably save you from child support, as well. It is an excellent birth control device.

someone somewhere is having a pretty awkward moment with a sticker on his junk.
S D Plissken
#51 - 2013-06-17 21:18:09 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Was pulled over today. I was speeding, the cop seen my eve online sticker on my car said that he plays and asked if I was a Goon. I told him no. He walked away and came back with a warning. He said if I was a Goon he would have given me a ticket. I LOLED



Abuse of power. Nothing new in EVE.

GTFO

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