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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Digi Eristoff
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8181 - 2013-06-13 23:35:44 UTC
Did you bring the breakfast since you're allready awake ?

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#8182 - 2013-06-13 23:40:14 UTC
Hope you don't mind working for your reward Evil

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Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8183 - 2013-06-14 02:06:36 UTC
Look, that 'wearing shades because of two bald heads' joke was funny the first time... OK it's still kinda funny.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#8184 - 2013-06-14 17:12:33 UTC
Mmmm num num num

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8185 - 2013-06-15 20:01:07 UTC
Consider my horizons broadened.

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But in purple, I'm stunning!
Keily Shane
Kaltana Industries
#8186 - 2013-06-15 21:18:11 UTC
I must confess, I was a little afraid last evening...but you had two excellent arguments for sharing the night with you.
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#8187 - 2013-06-15 21:36:59 UTC
you read my mind

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#8188 - 2013-06-16 01:45:16 UTC
I was indeed initially shy last night, but the smile we glanced upon each other as we woke up confirms no regrets Blink

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Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#8189 - 2013-06-16 04:30:46 UTC
Hello

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#8190 - 2013-06-17 00:13:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
Arkady Vachon wrote:
Hello

I commend you for having the courage to saddle up and mount the stead.

I assume you were not disappointed ?
.

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#8191 - 2013-06-17 00:41:07 UTC
Oh, you are finally awake. We didn't shared the boom boom for a long time now, but I enjoyed every minute of it as usual.

Oh....and....don't be surprised by all the dead bounty hunters across the floor...you seem quite wanted these days, hun.

Well nevermind, I took all their money and placed it on your bounty-wallet. Big smilePirateBear

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#8192 - 2013-06-17 00:54:07 UTC
Initially i tried to resist but the manner in which you harnessed and used that whip to exercise discipline brought me under your control, and given what followed, the smile on my face this morning says it all Big smile

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#8193 - 2013-06-17 00:59:19 UTC
Yes, that monocle DOES make you look fat.

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#8194 - 2013-06-17 01:17:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
In fairness the spare one we used last night - if you extract and sanitize it, then i think it would look majestic extruding from your eyesocket Sabriz Big smile

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#8195 - 2013-06-17 06:23:40 UTC
The amount your morning smile turns into a nearly extatic delight while caressing the marks on your exposed skin with my whip, is sometimes a little frightening. Big smile

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Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#8196 - 2013-06-17 06:43:59 UTC
Ah, Ms Kaltana... For you I am always ready to go to your stables for a *ahem* roll in the hay.

Since no stables are around, will the null-grav chamber in my vessel do?

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

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Tumahub
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8197 - 2013-06-17 17:03:20 UTC
Cab fare is on the table. Take the gerbil with you.
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8198 - 2013-06-17 17:17:46 UTC
Oh, I can do that! Hold my ****... I mean .. QUAFE.. cans of quafe.Ugh
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#8199 - 2013-06-17 17:19:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Eurydia Vespasian
*thinks this is definitely a candidate for soul larceny by pillow*

sniped! oh well. i'll let it ride...the pillow of everlasting sleep has been wanting to add tantha to the collection anyway Lol
Tumahub
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8200 - 2013-06-17 17:21:03 UTC
I'm the pretty one.