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%&@$&!$%&@$ WTF PERMA JAM @&% GURISTAS
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I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#41 - 2011-11-05 03:21:05 UTC
Friend or Foe missile do wonders against those pesky jamming Guristas. ;) Or like the others said, add ECCM. I don't have problems when I add the ECCM to my ship, but I usually just elect to use Dragons to fight them. :D
Jenshae Chiroptera
#42 - 2011-11-05 03:22:06 UTC
Jita Alt666 wrote:

Please read this post aloud in your best David Attenborough voice.


... and it was here, 40 minutes ago that the player was jammed resulting in a thread that has lasted all the way into the present. Hang on, no. It was over here that he was jammed!

(Can't find the parody Robin Williams made of David.) Straight

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Via Shivon
#43 - 2011-11-07 13:44:50 UTC
Jodis Talvanen wrote:
!!!%@%@JAMMED FOR 20 :%!%^* MIUNUTES CAN'T @&$! DO ANYTHING

FIX THE )*@! BROKEN GAME CCP !"@(&)"()&(^)%($)!)*)$%^$)%^

SO @!"^(!&^(! ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

I DONT KNOW WHERE THIS TOPIC BELONGS TO BECAUSE IT BELONG TO EVERYWHERE!!! MISSIONS!!! AND BUGS!!! AND ASSEMBLY HALL!!! WHAT TTHEEEEE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CCP!!!!!





Translation: I'm jammed for twenty mintues (now forty and counting) and I cannot do anything.

Fix the broken game, CCP.

It is so annoying.

I made this topic in GD because it is an issue of universal importance and it shall belong to every forum and no forum.


PS I am still jammed.



lol learn how eve works nOOb = win
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2011-11-07 14:15:55 UTC
true its annoying, but not an big deal. Get a friend who get an agro and kill jammers ... or fit ECCM or use FoF ... or use drones
Nyio
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2011-11-07 15:58:11 UTC
Jodis Talvanen wrote:
!!!%@%@JAMMED FOR 20 :%!%^* MIUNUTES CAN'T @&$! DO ANYTHING

FIX THE )*@! BROKEN GAME CCP !"@(&)"()&(^)%($)!)*)$%^$)%^

SO @!"^(!&^(! ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

I DONT KNOW WHERE THIS TOPIC BELONGS TO BECAUSE IT BELONG TO EVERYWHERE!!! MISSIONS!!! AND BUGS!!! AND ASSEMBLY HALL!!! WHAT TTHEEEEE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CCP!!!!!





Translation: I'm jammed for twenty mintues (now forty and counting) and I cannot do anything.

Fix the broken game, CCP.

It is so annoying.

I made this topic in GD because it is an issue of universal importance and it shall belong to every forum and no forum.


PS I am still jammed.


Thanks for that. Lol
Didn't read all the posts, but I'm sure you already got all the good advice on how to deal with this.

Golem • CCP In-Game Event 2011.11.23 • Nyio • Grenade?
Rico Minali
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2011-11-07 16:21:16 UTC
Use drones, set them to aggressive, GO DRONES GO!

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
Screenlag
Armaggedon Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#47 - 2011-11-07 17:28:47 UTC
Dual ECCM here, I'm not having trouble with Guristas in my kronos
Senghir
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#48 - 2011-11-07 17:56:58 UTC
Rico Minali wrote:
Use drones, set them to aggressive, GO DRONES GO!


And watch as they do nothing because you deployed them after you got aggressed so they wouldnt get aggressed and get instapopped and now they just mill about not shooting anything and then when you finally get a break in the jamming you set them on a target and only two out of three goes whilst the other three find a HAC to shoot at?
Igualmentedos
Perkone
Caldari State
#49 - 2011-11-07 18:00:47 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Fix what?

Get a ship with a reasonable sensor strength and/or fit some ECCM.


This. Stop bitching and actually take the time to properly fit your ship.

"One size fits all" does not work in Eve.
Senghir
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#50 - 2011-11-07 18:52:05 UTC
Igualmentedos wrote:
Tippia wrote:
Fix what?

Get a ship with a reasonable sensor strength and/or fit some ECCM.


This. Stop bitching and actually take the time to properly fit your ship.

"One size fits all" does not work in Eve.


Both idiots.
NPCs are immune to ECCM, and they will jam you no matter what your sensor strength and at any range they please.
Grarr Dexx
Now Look What You've Made Me Do
#51 - 2011-11-13 23:10:03 UTC
Have you considered asking for help?
Soi Mala
Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen
#52 - 2011-11-13 23:15:36 UTC
Senghir wrote:
Igualmentedos wrote:
Tippia wrote:
Fix what?

Get a ship with a reasonable sensor strength and/or fit some ECCM.


This. Stop bitching and actually take the time to properly fit your ship.

"One size fits all" does not work in Eve.


Both idiots.
NPCs are immune to ECCM, and they will jam you no matter what your sensor strength and at any range they please.



Ooohohohohhhhooooooooo you are good. That was classic.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#53 - 2011-11-13 23:16:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Akirei Scytale
KFenn wrote:
And here we see the badposter in it's natural habitat. Consumed by violent rage, it has resorted to hitting its caps lock key and is mashing at the keyboard in order to vent its rage. Any attempts to calm the badposter will likely be futile; the best defence is just to move on and let the thread die.


stop trying to steal my gimmick!

Also, I cannot wait until the OP's first run-in with a falcon.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#54 - 2011-11-13 23:41:28 UTC
Senghir wrote:
Both idiots.
NPCs are immune to ECCM, and they will jam you no matter what your sensor strength and at any range they please.

That wasn't even true back when CCP claimed it was true — it's even less true now that they've changed NPC ECM to work exactly like normal ECM.

So: get a ship with a reasonable sensor strength and/or fit some ECCM.
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#55 - 2011-11-13 23:56:03 UTC
The rage is strong with this one.

My tear cup runneth over.

2-week old noob cries over inability to instantly and easily defeat standard EWAR rats. Film at eleven.

Longest I have ever been jammed is 3 or 4 consecutive cycles. OP obviously fails. Use ECCM, higher sensor strength ship, FoF missiles, or shoot different rats. Like Blood Raiders. Don't mind the cap drain.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#56 - 2011-11-13 23:58:35 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Senghir wrote:
Both idiots.
NPCs are immune to ECCM, and they will jam you no matter what your sensor strength and at any range they please.

That wasn't even true back when CCP claimed it was true — it's even less true now that they've changed NPC ECM to work exactly like normal ECM.

So: get a ship with a reasonable sensor strength and/or fit some ECCM.


Not everyone has the 'keep up with current events" skill trained.

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Klandi
Consortium of stella Technologies
#57 - 2011-11-14 00:09:07 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Senghir wrote:
Both idiots.
NPCs are immune to ECCM, and they will jam you no matter what your sensor strength and at any range they please.

That wasn't even true back when CCP claimed it was true — it's even less true now that they've changed NPC ECM to work exactly like normal ECM.

So: get a ship with a reasonable sensor strength and/or fit some ECCM.



Gotta agree there - ECM is chance based so a higher sensor strength will affect the chance of being perma-jammed

I am aware of my own ignorance and have checked my emotional quotient - thanks for asking
Obsidian Dagger
Nitrus Nine
#58 - 2011-11-14 00:22:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Obsidian Dagger
That mission is only mildly irritating (normally resulting in some bitching by me) but it never lasts more than a minute at a time. If you have common sense, either carry FOF's (with their habit of blasting the target, spawn triggers, asteroids, and on one occasion, I swear, a wreck) or, as i do, use DRONES.

As long as you get lock for a couple seconds, you can sic drones on the jammer, then sit back and wait until you get your next opening. Once the first jammer dies, there will always be enough time between jamouts to take outt he next one.

Oh yeah, and Guristas USUALLY spawn the jammers in response to certain triggers, iirc GE actually only becomes 'impossible' if you **** UP THE SPAWNS. A common problem for lazy AFK mission runners, but can also be caused by ******* ****** FOF's (and sometimes auto-aggro drones, but honestly, who's stupid enough to let DRONES decide what to shoot at?!)
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#59 - 2011-11-14 00:34:41 UTC
Ranger 1 wrote:


Not everyone has the 'keep up with current events" skill trained.



Then perhaps they would be wise enough to keep their rubbish advice to themselves...

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
Buruk Utama
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#60 - 2011-11-14 03:14:31 UTC
OP you sure you are jammed and not just seeing the visual jam bug?Shocked

I thought I had a jam once with the tengu and looked again to find out it was only the jam bug....and the dang thing had the audacity to give me strawberry!