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Midnight DeZire
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2011-11-07 07:57:49 UTC
Dear All,

I have recently suffered a loss of items and ships that are close to my heart. I am a touch annoyed. Some might even suggest that I have succumbed to Anger Twisted

To assist in calming myself I have opted for the retail-therapy approach....

My spending will be thus:

75M isk for the first time each of the thieves are podded, followed by 15M per pod up to a max total spend of 300M isk. Evidence will be taken from the thieves' Battleclinic records.

Ladies and gentlemen, your targets are:

Zohaster Breau
Tyras Dulanrae
Nikola Thellere

Zo was last seen in Zinkon solar system. In a rookie ship. Be afraid...
Nikola was last known to be trapped in station in Nalnifan P4M2, in an orca.
Tyras is known to be nearby, system unclear.

Other known facts:
Large number of assets suspected to be in Vans system, awaiting shipment to hisec.
These guys are in Florida, so US timezone applies.
They regularly use WH space to move around.
They aren't very good at pvp.

All assistance in this most delicate matter will be gratefully received and rewarded. Now get out there and make eve unpleasant for them....

Midnight DeZire

PS additional bounties payable in the event of decent lolz being provided...
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#2 - 2011-11-07 08:02:35 UTC
Succumb to anger, you have? Bear

http://www.wormholes.info
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#3 - 2011-11-07 08:12:50 UTC
Anger leads to hate you know.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Nyla Skin
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-11-07 08:23:20 UTC
Hate leads to the dark side!! Twisted

In after the lock :P   - CCP Falcon www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies
Midnight DeZire
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2011-11-07 09:17:22 UTC
Lol I do hope so!!!

Twisted
Sutskop
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2011-11-07 10:06:45 UTC
So obviously they are leaving Aridia for hisec. Are you asking for wardecs? Good luck camping carebears in hisec..
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#7 - 2011-11-07 11:02:51 UTC
Nyla Skin wrote:
Hate leads to the dark side!! Twisted


But wait. I thought hate led to suffering. And omelettes to fecal urgency.

http://www.wormholes.info
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-11-07 12:18:59 UTC
as a professional mercenary from the most elite mercenary alliance in the game, i kindly reject your offer, get lost

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Sutskop
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2011-11-07 12:59:50 UTC
Oh, we caught their two Iterons in Nalnifan last night. Isn't that much better than some boring podkill? :)
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2011-11-07 13:03:34 UTC
Midnight DeZire wrote:
They aren't very good at pvp.

Considering how mad you are I would have to disagree.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Midnight DeZire
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2011-11-07 13:35:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Midnight DeZire
Fair point, I meant pvp combat Big smile
Midnight DeZire
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2011-11-07 14:27:34 UTC
Sutskop wrote:
So obviously they are leaving Aridia for hisec. Are you asking for wardecs? Good luck camping carebears in hisec..


Good grief no, wardecs are our business, not asking for anyone else's help in that respect. This is merely an "if you're passing by and happen to nuke these guys, here's an extra something for your trouble" kinda thread...

Would love to know what those iti's dropped though, I'd much rather you had my stuff than them, it would be cathartic Cool Looked on BC but nothing on the KB there
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#13 - 2011-11-07 14:51:38 UTC
What a heartfelt little story this is.

Black Man with Goggles
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#14 - 2011-11-07 15:18:14 UTC
Your mascara is running.

♥ Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥
ScooterPuff Sr
Shenanigans Mining Hub
#15 - 2011-11-07 16:01:48 UTC
thats not makeup. someone dirty sanchez'd that incorrectly.
Midnight DeZire
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2011-11-07 18:19:48 UTC
ScooterPuff Sr wrote:
thats not makeup. someone dirty sanchez'd that incorrectly.


FFS, I lose my stuff AND I get a Bad Sanchez....this week is going from bad to worse....

Cancel the bounty, it's now a billion isk to anyone who gives me a proper Dirty S
Sutskop
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2011-11-08 13:28:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Sutskop
Midnight DeZire wrote:

Would love to know what those iti's dropped though, I'd much rather you had my stuff than them, it would be cathartic Cool Looked on BC but nothing on the KB there


It's on our eve-kill. Scroll down to Sunday.
One had some MechParts, the other was worth 700m :)
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#18 - 2011-11-08 18:07:00 UTC
Midnight DeZire wrote:
Cancel the bounty, it's now a billion isk to anyone who gives me a proper Dirty S

I am sorry to hear about your misfortune of late. Perhaps your luck is about to change?

Behold! Here is your sanchez ♥ ... http://i.imgur.com/Yf1Q3.jpg

♥ Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#19 - 2011-11-08 18:48:37 UTC
Indeed I have heard whisperings that a Dirty Sanchez followed by a Mexican Urinal and finished off with a Roman Shower is in-vogue in certain space haunts at the minute.

Black Man with Goggles
Midnight DeZire
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2011-11-08 21:12:10 UTC
Sutskop wrote:
Midnight DeZire wrote:

Would love to know what those iti's dropped though, I'd much rather you had my stuff than them, it would be cathartic Cool Looked on BC but nothing on the KB there


It's on our eve-kill. Scroll down to Sunday.
One had some MechParts, the other was worth 700m :)


Got, it. I recognise the stuff, happy to pay out on that one, and as you say, far better than a c****y podkill.

If Suizid Gnom wants the isk get him to convo me, it'll be a pleasure to enrich him further Big smile
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