Sell Orders

Hello! My name is Psychotic Monk, Pirate King. I run a community called the Belligerent Undesirables and, between this community and our very close friends in other similar communities we are responsible for the vast majority of safaris, suicide ganks, malicious bumping, wardecs, scams, invaded missions, flipped cans, and other sources of tears and loss in highsec.

If you have had any of the above things happen to you in the last year or so, I am probably on a first name basis with the person that did it to you. The community has grown exceptionally tight and we've finally reached the stage where unprecedented amounts of community cooperation allow us to profit in a new way, and a way that I think the people who are traditionally our opponents will greatly enjoy.

We are offering griefing immunity.

What does this mean for you? It means that if you become Immune you will not be ganked, scammed, bumped, stolen from or otherwise folded, spindled or mutilated. If you are somehow accidentally negatively affected while Immune, your loss and time will be reimbursed, the offending party will apologize to you personally, and should this be anything but their first mistake they will be eviscerated and left for the wolves to eat their entrails. If required, they will be put on a KOS list and find their lives becoming very difficult very quickly.

In short, as an Immune, nobody will touch you under threat of excommunication, humiliation and repeated messy death.

How does it work?

If you wish to become Immune, you simply contact me or any other authorized member of the profession and tell them that you wish to become Immune and you will pay them a small fee (of which they take 10% and put the rest into the community fund). From there they will update the list in the community tools and viola! As confirmation you will also receive notification of blue standings set by your point of contact.

Clarifications:

1) Buying immunity does not fix something that has already happened. If you have been suicide ganked and as a result decide to become Immune, you will not get your ship back and the people that ganked you will not be harmed. Immunity is a preemptive thing. (A courteous and community-minded griefer will remind you to buy immunity in order to avoid your next loss, though.)
2) If, as an Immune, you aid your non-Immune friends in a wardec or otherwise stand in the way of my friends doing their job on the non-Immune, you may temporarily lose your Immunity. So no buying Immunity and remote repairing someone in a wardec and assuming you will be safe.

And that's it! There are no other caveats to this service. Once Immune, you cannot be touched.

What does it cost?

To put this in perspective, I will note that the loss of an Orca is at least 650m, a mission BS loss can set back a non-Immune 300m easily and something really nice like a good Incursion Machariel can easily be valued at 2.5 billion isk.

All being Immune costs is 5 million isk a day. All sales must be in one week increments and any blocks of 1 month or more bring the price down to 3.5 million isk a day. Prices are negotiable and promotions will occasionally appear, but don't wait because every day many billions of isk are destroyed by my friends and peers.

Also, unlike other non-corporate affiliations, you need not alter your character or bio in any way in order to mark yourself as Immune. The community tools will handle that.

Also, as a show of love for supporters of the New Order, if you have a valid mining permit as of the 14th of June, you also get to be Immune for the remainder of the month of June for free!

What if I live in nullsec and I need to pop over to hisec for a day? Can't I buy like a daypass or something

With a name like Psychotic Monk expect this to be a SCAM.

You can't control other players, who can just hop onto an alt and just blow you away...plus take your ISK, too.

This "pay for no griefing" concept is quite cool.
I foresee many people buying into this if you can get the majority of the griefing community onboard with you.

You amuse me

But friend, you aren't even a pirate... =(

Bump for an outstanding product, if I do say so myself.

nice layout