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Now selling Immunity from all forms of grief.

Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-06-15 02:39:30 UTC
Hello! My name is Psychotic Monk, Pirate King. I run a community called the Belligerent Undesirables and, between this community and our very close friends in other similar communities we are responsible for the vast majority of safaris, suicide ganks, malicious bumping, wardecs, scams, invaded missions, flipped cans, and other sources of tears and loss in highsec.

If you have had any of the above things happen to you in the last year or so, I am probably on a first name basis with the person that did it to you. The community has grown exceptionally tight and we've finally reached the stage where unprecedented amounts of community cooperation allow us to profit in a new way, and a way that I think the people who are traditionally our opponents will greatly enjoy.

We are offering griefing immunity.

What does this mean for you? It means that if you become Immune you will not be ganked, scammed, bumped, stolen from or otherwise folded, spindled or mutilated. If you are somehow accidentally negatively affected while Immune, your loss and time will be reimbursed, the offending party will apologize to you personally, and should this be anything but their first mistake they will be eviscerated and left for the wolves to eat their entrails. If required, they will be put on a KOS list and find their lives becoming very difficult very quickly.

In short, as an Immune, nobody will touch you under threat of excommunication, humiliation and repeated messy death.

How does it work?

If you wish to become Immune, you simply contact me or any other authorized member of the profession and tell them that you wish to become Immune and you will pay them a small fee (of which they take 10% and put the rest into the community fund). From there they will update the list in the community tools and viola! As confirmation you will also receive notification of blue standings set by your point of contact.


1) Buying immunity does not fix something that has already happened. If you have been suicide ganked and as a result decide to become Immune, you will not get your ship back and the people that ganked you will not be harmed. Immunity is a preemptive thing. (A courteous and community-minded griefer will remind you to buy immunity in order to avoid your next loss, though.)
2) If, as an Immune, you aid your non-Immune friends in a wardec or otherwise stand in the way of my friends doing their job on the non-Immune, you may temporarily lose your Immunity. So no buying Immunity and remote repairing someone in a wardec and assuming you will be safe.

And that's it! There are no other caveats to this service. Once Immune, you cannot be touched.

What does it cost?

To put this in perspective, I will note that the loss of an Orca is at least 650m, a mission BS loss can set back a non-Immune 300m easily and something really nice like a good Incursion Machariel can easily be valued at 2.5 billion isk.

All being Immune costs is 5 million isk a day. All sales must be in one week increments and any blocks of 1 month or more bring the price down to 3.5 million isk a day. Prices are negotiable and promotions will occasionally appear, but don't wait because every day many billions of isk are destroyed by my friends and peers.

Also, unlike other non-corporate affiliations, you need not alter your character or bio in any way in order to mark yourself as Immune. The community tools will handle that.

Also, as a show of love for supporters of the New Order, if you have a valid mining permit as of the 14th of June, you also get to be Immune for the remainder of the month of June for free!
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-06-15 05:35:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Anhenka
Oh wow, thanks man, I have not had a laugh like this in quite a while.

"I represent the ******* community, and as an ******* in good standing, I can promise you that for the mere sum of 150 mil a month a character, I can convince a bunch of people who grief others for fun not to ******* all over your day. Trust me, every time an ******* in eve goes to gank you, he will check the list to make sure your not on it!"

A smile a day keeps...well it does something good I hope.
#3 - 2013-06-15 05:41:45 UTC
What if I live in nullsec and I need to pop over to hisec for a day? Can't I buy like a daypass or something
Angel BaneP
Evo Tech
#4 - 2013-06-15 09:46:32 UTC
lol hillarious
Ace Uoweme
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-06-15 10:39:52 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
We are offering griefing immunity.

With a name like Psychotic Monk expect this to be a SCAM.

You can't control other players, who can just hop onto an alt and just blow you take your ISK, too. Roll

_"In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." _ ~George Orwell

Meet The Fockers
#6 - 2013-06-15 11:34:27 UTC
Can we trade ?

I can deliver everyday ( If I have regular meals ) a nice, smelly poo in high sec. You can even ask for certain smells by asking me to eat certain food.

Hope to do business together, you psychotic little nasty monk(ey).

Sam Boom
#7 - 2013-06-15 13:44:37 UTC
This "pay for no griefing" concept is quite cool.
I foresee many people buying into this if you can get the majority of the griefing community onboard with you.
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-06-19 00:54:25 UTC
Hey, guys, check out my other thread in which so many of my friends and peers sign off on this, showing it's legitimacy.

Enjoy a link!
Charlie Chap
#9 - 2013-06-19 07:52:22 UTC
You amuse me
#10 - 2013-06-19 08:00:15 UTC
lol Jita local ****** moving to forums now ?
Diehard Si
Pandemic Legion
#11 - 2013-06-19 08:13:26 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Hello! My name is Psychotic Monk, Pirate King.

But friend, you aren't even a pirate... =(
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-06-19 13:06:05 UTC
Diehard Si wrote:

But friend, you aren't even a pirate... =(

Thank you for your opinion. It's valuable to me.
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2013-06-21 00:54:05 UTC
Bump for an outstanding product, if I do say so myself.
The Conference Elite
#14 - 2013-06-21 01:45:13 UTC
This actually made me lol.
Vrix Nation
#15 - 2013-07-02 19:43:42 UTC
nice layout


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Violet Winters
Blue Eyes and Exodia Toon Duelist Kingdom Duelers
#16 - 2013-07-02 22:07:49 UTC
What.... what is this?



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