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i want to join the goons

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4-AcO-DMT
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-06-14 10:14:33 UTC
i want to join the goons

wat do ?
BadSeamus
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-06-14 10:17:50 UTC
Send me 500mill isk, and ill set you up with an interview. If your successful, you get 450m back, and ill jump all your ships out there in my JF.
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#3 - 2013-06-14 10:21:43 UTC
If you have to ask, it isn't going to happen.

CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE / Dynamic New Eden
Ace Menda
Gemini Lounge
#4 - 2013-06-14 10:26:11 UTC
Either you don't know who Goons are

OR

Fail troll


*consider your alt kicked from channel when I log back in game*

Are you in need of some nice chat? Are you new and want some help? Look no further and join: Crazy Dutch Guy
4-AcO-DMT
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-06-14 10:30:45 UTC
nullsec alliance ?
Signal11th
#6 - 2013-06-14 10:37:52 UTC
4-AcO-DMT wrote:
i want to join the goons

wat do ?


I can see this ending well.

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!
GreenSeed
#7 - 2013-06-14 10:39:12 UTC  |  Edited by: GreenSeed
sacrifice a gerbil or any other small rodent by biting off its head, draw a pentagram with the blood on your floor, and then just say "Mittani" three times and he shall appear.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-06-14 10:40:25 UTC
Contact me in game & I'll get you sorted out.

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Signal11th
#9 - 2013-06-14 10:41:48 UTC
4-AcO-DMT wrote:
i want to join the goons

wat do ?



Fly around VFK with some booze and or a wizards hat and you shall be contacted fairly quickly.

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!
Kara Vix
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-06-14 10:46:40 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Contact me in game & I'll get you sorted out.


It's that 'get you sorted out' that should worry you.
Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#11 - 2013-06-14 10:48:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Tom Gerard
Mitanni wasn't a 'he' and she was also black, Black Mittani praise the lady of Darkness.


Illustrated here:

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090620210941/shazam/images/5/5b/Mary_Marvel.jpg

Now with 100% less Troll.
Hrothgar Nilsson
#12 - 2013-06-14 10:50:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Hrothgar Nilsson
I want to join Goons too.

I've had no luck getting ahold of anybody in the GoonSwarm Recruitment channel. Maybe they've all been too busy with this war to check the channel?

I lost 2 Cheetahs to those nefarious N3 nincompoops, and must have my revenge. I really want to join GoonWaffe and dumpster N3 in Fountain.

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...
FlamesOfHeaven
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-06-14 11:07:34 UTC
Just befriend someone, not that hard.
Aragoni
Black Talon Command
#14 - 2013-06-14 11:08:12 UTC
I want to create my own big alliance. Send manual on how to do it plz.
Raptors Mole
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-06-14 11:12:48 UTC
Just go to Goon Space, bend over and touch your toes.

If it makes you cry, but you want more join them.

If you like what happens, but don't like the resulting rash join another 0.0 alliance.

Easy
Capt Tenguru10
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-06-14 11:13:40 UTC
go to somethimg awful dot com, it will be sxplained there. anyone posting here is going to scam you

http://i.imgur.com/EYX5Zi7.gif
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#17 - 2013-06-14 11:16:11 UTC
Aragoni wrote:
I want to create my own big alliance. Send manual on how to do it plz.

Ask Montolio about that. Stability not guaranteed.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
4-AcO-DMT
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-06-14 11:19:09 UTC
is nullsec better money than farming fw plexes ?
Aragoni
Black Talon Command
#19 - 2013-06-14 11:20:00 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Aragoni wrote:
I want to create my own big alliance. Send manual on how to do it plz.

Ask Montolio about that. Stability not guaranteed.


Who the hell wants stability in EVE? I want CHAOS! I want an alliance where from one day to the other I go from a leader to a scammed grunt due to glorious natural selection. Twisted
Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#20 - 2013-06-14 11:20:02 UTC
Capt Tenguru10 wrote:
go to somethimg awful dot com, it will be sxplained there. anyone posting here is going to scam you


Bring $10 for entry into the zoo.

Now with 100% less Troll.
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