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Sakura Nihil
Faded Light
#81 - 2013-06-12 23:16:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Sakura Nihil
Valerie Valate wrote:
I heard that you can be just minding your own business, building sandcastles and the like, when suddenly, wave upon wave of invading lobsters march out of the ocean, waving claws and antennae at people.

There's a solution to that.

It's called butter.

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Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#82 - 2013-06-13 08:21:59 UTC
I found this footage from some very cheesy holoreel.

This wasn't shot at your beach I hope?

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Anslo
Scope Works
#83 - 2013-06-13 12:45:56 UTC
Anatole Madullier wrote:
I found this footage from some very cheesy holoreel.

This wasn't shot at your beach I hope?


What the hell? No way...

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Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#84 - 2013-06-13 12:49:53 UTC
So... the beach is owned by a pervert and his lobster army.

Hmm... kinda like, makes me feel iffy about going. But there's still Quafe merchandise on the line, so~.

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Anslo
Scope Works
#85 - 2013-06-13 12:51:19 UTC
I do not have a lobster army, and those were CRABS.

And what's this perve-oh forget I have no fucks left to give...

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Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#86 - 2013-06-13 12:54:11 UTC
You have crabs, Anslo?

Ew, ew...

I hate crabs. ♥

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Anslo
Scope Works
#87 - 2013-06-13 12:56:14 UTC
....i hate you...

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Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
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#88 - 2013-06-13 12:59:14 UTC
Oh...

Well I guess like, I should throw your present out or something. :(

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Anslo
Scope Works
#89 - 2013-06-13 13:00:34 UTC
...what present.....

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Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#90 - 2013-06-13 13:03:39 UTC
Anslo wrote:
...what present.....


I bought you Quafe for like, opening a cool beach for everyone and things. I guess it doesn't matter...

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Anslo
Scope Works
#91 - 2013-06-13 13:05:56 UTC
...oh the love of...just bring the stuff. Sorry I said I hate you..

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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#92 - 2013-06-13 16:50:39 UTC
Anslo wrote:
And...who said this?


Well, no one specifically said there were wave upon wave of rampaging lobsters.

However, Synthia did mention encountering Lobsters, and as everyone who knows Synthia knows, she has a talent for understatement. Thus, given that the lobsters were considered worth mentioning, I assumed Synthia encountered a great many of them.

Perhaps a visit would be in order, to check the facts, regarding the Lobster threat (or lack thereof).

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Anslo
Scope Works
#93 - 2013-06-13 16:55:19 UTC
Really? She told me she just found a lobster. A blue one. Then let it go. She even smiled, a lot. She seemed happy.

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Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#94 - 2013-06-13 17:41:48 UTC
There is No Lobster Threat at the Beach.

Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.

It is Written.
Sakura Nihil
Faded Light
#95 - 2013-06-13 22:25:46 UTC
Synthetic Cultist wrote:
There is No Lobster Threat at the Beach.

Obvious propaganda.

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Anslo
Scope Works
#96 - 2013-06-17 13:19:28 UTC
Sakura Nihil wrote:
Synthetic Cultist wrote:
There is No Lobster Threat at the Beach.

Obvious propaganda.


No lobster ARMY threat....there's lobsters though. Blue one's. Tasty too.

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Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#97 - 2013-06-17 14:39:23 UTC
Hey Anslo,

When I saw you and Maria, I had an idea. Maybe we can do something like this at your beach sometime?

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Anslo
Scope Works
#98 - 2013-06-17 14:43:22 UTC
Che Biko wrote:
Hey Anslo,

When I saw you and Maria, I had an idea. Maybe we can do something like this at your beach sometime?


No one wants to hear me scream my lungs out with a rock band on a nice peaceful beach. But someone ELSE playing might be a good idea.

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Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#99 - 2013-06-17 15:21:26 UTC
I could totally go for a beach party like that. It might be a nice touch on a hot summer night. Yeah I could see that happening.

Got some tribal buddies who would be into that sort of thing.

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Anslo
Scope Works
#100 - 2013-06-21 18:34:31 UTC
Bumping for more event ideas to implement because why the **** not.

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