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Collecting Corpses

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Anyura
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#61 - 2013-06-12 20:23:37 UTC
I do believe we've stumbled on the solution to the Gallente Industrial problem.

The Gallente Hearse.
iskflakes
#62 - 2013-06-12 20:29:58 UTC
When can I buy clothes on the NEX store to dress my CCP corpses with?

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#63 - 2013-06-12 20:30:48 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Hey Devs.


Would it be too much to have large glass tubes or containers in the captains quarters where we can put a few of our favorite corpses?

The bodies of our enemies are good for display, m'kay?


Thanks in advance.

Not to mention they make wonderful dinner companions.




BTW: I have a large contaner full of bodies in my hanger at Jita 4-4 CNP. The over-flow is going to need another container real soon...

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#64 - 2013-06-12 20:39:08 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Fasturian Icildentirf wrote:
If we are going to have just the heads in glass tubes, could we have the ability to us nanites and or robotics to animate them. This way they could be assigned to lip sync along with songs, or recordings. It would look a little like Futurama, but wasn't there a dream scene in "Eight Heads in a Dufflebag" where the heads sing in harmony? That would be such a fun thing to share with your foe after his next clone is activated.

Relevant.

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Bloph
Lamarr Industries
Rock Ridge Alliance
#65 - 2013-06-12 20:50:03 UTC
We need a corpse salvaging skill to recover any implants in those corpses...
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#66 - 2013-06-12 22:04:59 UTC
...and why can't we display corpses in our CQ? All CCP would have to do is model a glass case with a frozen body in it and put slots up on your walls. That would be a great use for Incarna! Big smile

Signatures should be used responsibly...

Jimmy Morane
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#67 - 2013-06-12 22:51:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Jimmy Morane
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Boomhaur wrote:

Mispelled the name on purpose as it's how I spell it, and yes it is possible to be more worthless. I could be you.


OHHHh ahahahahahhh thats so Fing FUNNY


OMG did you... did you write that yourself? How long did it take?


I think Ive cracked a rib because you are SO original and so HIGH-larious.




You make that genius Josh Weadon look like some tired old hack who likes rubber monsters.


My gods, your talents are well and truely wasted here.

Seriously, have you considered writing for The New Yorker, or perhaps even Forbes?


I mean, they would definately want to take on a steel-trap mind like yourself.



I really must apologise. You see, I thought youd spelled your name incorrectly by accident, but you CHOSE to do it.

You should be careful because people might think that you did it because you are a complete idiot, but when you explain to them that it was done on purpose, they might think that you are in fact lying to cover up your lack of ability with basic english.


Dont worry, I got your back.

We are now BFFE





My god, Im still wiping away the tears from that totally awesome and much much too funny comeback.


Phew.


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FRONTAL LOBOTOMY
Perkone
Caldari State
#68 - 2013-06-12 23:14:53 UTC
What about a space mausoleum where you can put the corpses in and other people can visit for a viewing, pay their respects.
S'Way
State War Academy
Caldari State
#69 - 2013-06-13 00:49:06 UTC
It's rather satisfying to look through your collection and see certain ones - it can bring back memories of good fights you had.


KuroVolt wrote:
I was in a roaming fleet the other day and one of the rules was that we collect all corpses and hand them over to the FC when the fleet was done.


So yeah, there is that...

Pod your FC and add his corpse to your collection as well if he orders all corpses to be handed over.
An FC can ask for many things from fleet members, even your ship if they lose theirs - but wanting your corpses is a justifiable reason to send them to the clone vat bay.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#70 - 2013-06-13 01:19:14 UTC
I have a rather large corpsicle collection in my hanger... somewhere around 700 to 800... plus several dozen corpses of various enemies and corp/alliance leadership. Whenever someone starts to make fun of me I just say, "hey... what's the story behind this podding?"
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#71 - 2013-06-13 01:48:01 UTC
I keep just a few particularly precious ones.

Sometimes I even play with them at night.

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Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#72 - 2013-06-13 01:58:02 UTC
FRONTAL LOBOTOMY wrote:
What about a space mausoleum where you can put the corpses in and other people can visit for a viewing, pay their respects.

Because those people don't actually die. If this was WoD that would be cool... but in EvE a body is about as significant as a hangnail... just more expensive. Hell... we'd literally rather 'kill' ourselves than have to deal with a long commute Big smile

Signatures should be used responsibly...

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#73 - 2013-06-13 02:05:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Herzog Wolfhammer
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Corpse V8 is delicious




Just thought Id add that




If it were possible to create boosters and drugs from corpses, it could affect how battles are fought. Less smart-bombing for example.

Imagine a noctis fitted with nets specifically geared to salvage them.


Just saying.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#74 - 2013-06-13 04:13:54 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Boomhaur wrote:
Are you sure Chribba your corpse would probably fetch billions Lol

You don't feel attached to your life do you? I mean if you want to come back we can always clone you. I swear we will do that too if it is your wish and we won't even mess with the cloning algorithms, pinky promise. Thats how you know I am telling the truth.

Think the last of me sold for 1.2b and I don't really have any thought about making more of me...

I paid 20 mill for one of your fingers. At least I think it was. it had Veldspar underneath the nail.
Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#75 - 2013-06-13 04:17:58 UTC
best place to grab corpses in outside jita 4-4.

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Tub Chil
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#76 - 2013-06-13 05:32:42 UTC
we should be able to decorate our ships with sculls of our foes
Camper101
State War Academy
Caldari State
#77 - 2013-06-13 07:28:54 UTC
No, OP, you can't have my collection. I am pretty darn close to be able to fill a JF with corpses.


ProTip: As long as you are friendly with some locals, go to a system where there's a perma gatecamp and scoop all of them. Or just Pod-Kill everything yourself (more fun, more time consuming)

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Xylorn Hasher
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#78 - 2013-06-13 07:48:21 UTC
L4V4 wrote:
I want to start collecting corpses.
I have no real reason, I just want to.

I would like to collect in bulk, as in thousands.
I currently find it very inefficient to wait around to find one at a time.

Any ideas on how I might improve my harvest?


I own ~600 corpses of ppl I killed in lowsec. All can be sold for a right price.

All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#79 - 2013-06-13 07:53:33 UTC
I bet you don't have my Corpse Campy...


Well I hope you don't xD

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Camper101
State War Academy
Caldari State
#80 - 2013-06-13 08:00:07 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
I bet you don't have my Corpse Campy...


Well I hope you don't xD



Cool

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